31.1.07

I was just researching my name!

Christopher Mills ID card
Christopher Mills ID card


Mr Christopher Mills was born in Longton (1), Staffordshire on 7 September 1860. He was married to Selina Ellen Kemp on 26th December 1892 and they had two children, a son Alfred John born 27th October, 1895 and a daughter Frances May born 13th May 1900.



When he signed-on to the Titanic, on 6 April 1912, he gave his address as 94 Albert Road, (Chapel, Southampton). His last ship had been the St. Paul (2). As assistant butcher he received monthly wages of £4 10s.

Mills was rescued in collapsible C.

Mills signed on to the Oceanic on 29 May 1912.

A letter from a relation of Chris Mills survives. Written in the days following the sinking it mentions the uncertainty of knowing whether or not he had survived.....



Notes
1. Longton, Staffs appears on the ID card, family sources give the locations as Fenton, Staffs.
2. According to the sign-on sheets his last ship was the St. Paul, according to his discharge book his last ship was the Olympic.

PC World says farewell to floppy

PC World superstore
PC World is selling its last floppy disks
The time has come to bid farewell to one of the PC's more stalwart friends - the floppy disk.

Computing superstore PC World said it will no longer sell the storage devices, affectionately known as floppies, once existing stock runs out.

New storage systems, coupled with a need to store more than the 1.44 megabytes of data held by a standard floppy, have led to its demise.

Only a tiny percentage of PCs currently sold still have floppy disk drives.

"The floppy disk looks increasingly quaint and simply isn't able to compete," said Bryan Magrath, commercial director of PC World.

Iconic status

It is not the first time the death-knell for the floppy has been sounded. The first nail in the coffin came in 1998, when the iMac was revealed without a floppy disk drive.

Then in 2003, Dell banished disk drives from its higher spec machines.

FLOPPY FACTS
The original floppy disk held 100KB of data
The standard disk held 1.44 megabytes of data - equivalent to a three-minute song
In South Africa, floppy disks are commonly known as stiffies
Best-selling 12 inch Blue Monday was sold in a sleeve designed to look like a floppy disk

In 1998, an estimated 2 billion floppy disks were sold, according to the Recording Media Industries Association of Japan.

Since then global demand has fallen by around two-thirds to an estimated 700 million by 2006.

Only 2% of PCs and laptops currently sold by PC World still have built-in floppy disk drives and by the summer it will phase even these out.

It is with mixed feelings that the computer store has decided call time on the floppy.

"The sound of a computer's floppy disk drive will be as closely associated with 20th Century computing as the sound of a computer dialling into the internet," said Mr Magrath.

But with computer users increasingly using the internet or USB memory sticks - some of which store 2,000 times the capacity of the floppy disk - to transfer data, it is becoming redundant.

It is a far cry from its halcyon days in the 1980s and 1990s, when floppies provided essential back-up as well as playing a crucial role in transferring data and distributing software.

Shrinking disk

The first floppy disk was introduced in 1971 by IBM and heralded as a revolutionary device.

There will be shops where they can get the data transferred but it they still have the original data they would be advised to invest in a portable hard drive or put it online
Bryan Glick, editor of Computing.co.uk

The brainchild of a group of Californian engineers led by Alan Shugart, it replaced old-fashioned punch-cards.

An eight-inch plastic disk coated with magnetic iron oxide, the nickname "floppy" came from its flexibility.

In 1976 the disk shrank to five-and-a-quarter inches - developed again by Alan Shugart, this time for Wang Laboratories.

By 1981, Sony shrank it some more - this time to three-and-a-half inches - the standard used to this day.

By the early 1990s, the growing complexity of software meant that many programs were distributed on sets of floppies. But the end of the decade saw software distribution swap to CD-ROM.

Vista icon

Alternative backup formats, new storage such as the CD-RW and the arrival of mass internet access, consigned the floppy disk to the dusty corner of peoples' desks and, eventually, the bin.

For those in the industry, there is little to mourn in the loss of floppy disks.

"You can get so much more information on other forms of storage. Technology moves on," said Bryan Glick, editor of Computing.co.uk.

But, he said, its demise, could prove problematic for those who have stored precious data on disk.

"There will be shops where they can get the data transferred but it they still have the original data they would be advised to invest in a portable hard drive or put it online," he said.

Interestingly, software giant Microsoft seems to be keeping the flame alight for the floppy.

Its newly-released operating system Vista still pays homage to it by continuing to use a floppy disk as the icon for saving a document in Microsoft Word 2007.

Stonehenge builders' houses found

Durrington Walls excavation  Image: National Geographic
The village would have housed hundreds of people (Image: National Geographic)
A huge ancient settlement used by the people who built Stonehenge has been found, archaeologists have said.

Excavations at Durrington Walls, near the legendary Salisbury Plain monument, uncovered remains of ancient houses.

People seem to have occupied the sites seasonally, using them for ritual feasting and funeral ceremonies.

In ancient times, this settlement would have housed hundreds of people, making it the largest Neolithic village ever found in Britain.

The dwellings date back to 2,600-2,500 BC - according to the researchers, the same period that Stonehenge was built.

This is where they went to party - you could say it was the first free festival
Mike Parker Pearson, Sheffield University
But some archaeologists point out that there are problems dating Stonehenge itself because the stone circle has been rebuilt many times.

Consequently, archaeological material has been dug up and reburied on numerous occasions, making it difficult to assign a date to the original construction.

But Mike Parker Pearson and his colleagues are confident of a link.

"In what were houses, we have excavated the outlines on the floors of box beds and wooden dressers or cupboards," he explained.

The Sheffield University researcher said this was based on the fact that these abodes had exactly the same layout as Neolithic houses at Skara Brae, Orkney, which have survived intact because - unlike these dwellings - they were made of stone.

The researchers have excavated eight houses in total at Durrington. But they have identified many other probable dwellings using geophysical surveying equipment.

In fact, they think there could have been at least one hundred houses.

Animal bones  Image: National Geographic
Animal bones were strewn on the floors of the houses (Image: National Geographic)
Each one measured about 5m (16ft) square, was made of timber, with a clay floor and central hearth. The archaeologists found 4,600-year-old rubbish covering the floors of the houses.

"It is the richest - by that I mean the filthiest - site of this period known in Britain," Professor Parker Pearson told BBC News.

"We've never seen such quantities of pottery and animal bone and flint."

The Sheffield University researcher thinks the settlement was probably not lived in all year round. Instead, he believes, Stonehenge and Durrington formed a religious complex used for funerary rituals.

I see Stonehenge more as a living monument
Julian Richards, archaeologist and broadcaster
He believes it drew Neolithic people from all over the region, who came for massive feasts in the midwinter, where prodigious quantities of food were consumed. The bones were then tossed on the floors of the houses.

"The rubbish isn't your average domestic debris. There's a lack of craft-working equipment for cleaning animal hides and no evidence for crop-processing," he said.

"The animal bones are being thrown away half-eaten. It's what we call a feasting assemblage. This is where they went to party - you could say it was the first free festival."

Pigging out

Durrington has its own henge made of wood, which is strikingly similar in layout to Stonehenge. It was discovered in 1967 - long before any houses.

Both henges line up with events in the astronomical calendar - but not the same ones.

Stonehenge is aligned with the midwinter solstice sunset, while Durrington's timber circle is aligned with the midwinter solstice sunrise - they were complementary.

Stonehenge   Image: National Geographic

This seems to fit with the idea of a midwinter festival, in turn supported by analysis of pig teeth found at the site.

"One of the things we can tell from the pig teeth we've looked at is that most of them have been slaughtered at nine months. And we think they are farrowing in Spring," he said.

"It's likely there's a midwinter cull and that ties in with our midwinter solstice alignments at Durrington and Stonehenge."

Sacred monument

Professor Parker Pearson believes Durrington's purpose was to celebrate life and deposit the dead in the river for transport to the afterlife. Stonehenge was a memorial and final resting place for some of the dead.

After feasting, he speculated, people travelled down the timber circle's "avenue" to deposit their dead in the River Avon flowing towards Stonehenge. They then moved along Stonehenge's avenue to the circle, where they cremated and buried a select few of their dead.

Excavation at Durrington Walls  Image: National Geographic
The researchers say they will find many more houses (Image: National Geographic)
The Sheffield University archaeologist said Stonehenge was a place for these people, who worshipped their ancestors, to commune with the spirits of the departed.

But not all archaeologists agree: "I see Stonehenge more as a living monument," archaeologist and broadcaster Julian Richards told BBC News 24.

"So in terms of broad understanding of the landscape I'm not in total agreement."

Dr Andrew Fitzpatrick, from Wessex Archaeology, who was not a member of the research team, commented: "There haven't been many excavations near Stonehenge in recent years and the new work will stimulate exciting new theories in coming years.

"But we shouldn't forget that Stonehenge became special when people brought the stones from Wales, 250km away. Some of the answers about Stonehenge aren't just to be found in Durrington, but further afield."

Stonehenge was the largest cemetery in Britain at the time, containing about 250 ashes from cremations.

In a separate area, further up the valley from Durrington Walls, Julian Thomas of Manchester University, discovered two other Neolithic houses. But these were free of rubbish.

The researchers think these dwellings were deliberately kept clean. They could have been home to community leaders, or they might have been sacred sites, where rituals were performed.

Infographic, BBC


30.1.07

Microsoft starts Vista hard sell

Vista
Vista brings a new look to many PCs - if they can run it
Microsoft has launched its latest version of Windows, called Vista, with more than 100m computers predicted to be using it worldwide within 12 months.

Microsoft founder Bill Gates called the launch a "big day" that would bring a new digital workstyle and lifestyle.

The new operating system (OS) boasts an improved interface and security tools.

But not all PCs will be able to run Vista - Microsoft recommends machines have at least 512Mb of RAM, a 800Mhz processor and 15Gb of hard disk space.

Microsoft has pledged to continue support for XP users until 2011.

The company launched Vista for business users two months ago. Now Vista has been released to consumers, who can buy four home versions.

There is also a stripped down version of the OS, Vista Starter, which is aimed at customers in developing countries. It will be available in 70 languages and will run on slower and older PCs.

But Microsoft could face a backlash from consumers over its pricing plans - with the cost of Vista versions in the US roughly half the price of equivalent versions in the UK.

Prices for the OS in the UK range from about £100 for an upgrade version of the Basic package to £249 for a copy of the upgrade to the Ultimate version of Vista.

In the US prices start from $100 (£52) for an upgrade of Vista Home basic to $249 (£127) for the equivalent Ultimate version.

WHAT IS AN OPERATING SYSTEM?
It is the program which manages the hardware and software resources on a computer.
It also forms a platform on top of which other programs can run.

David Mitchell, the software practice leader at analysts Ovum, said: "In the consumer space there has not been any new release of a Windows operating system for five years.

"Vista has taken a long time to develop so there is quite a lot of pent-up consumer demand for it."

Ovum predicts that 15% of XP machines will be running Vista by the end of 2007.

"Part of the appetite is 'something new for something new's sake'," said Mr Mitchell.

VISTA PC SPECIFICATIONS
VISTA CAPABLE
800MHz processor
512Mb memory
DirectX9 capable graphics processor
PREMIUM READY
1Ghz processor
1Gb memory
128Mb graphics memory
40Gb hard drive
DVD-ROM
Internet access

"There is almost a fashionable element to it. You could argue that XP isn't broken, so why do some people want something new."

Mr Mitchell predicted that the new graphical interface, the improved desktop search tools and a promise of more robust security would appeal to many users.

But he predicted some consumers could be confused by the minimum specifications for PCs to run Vista and by the different versions on sale.

Users can visit the Microsoft website to check if their hardware will run Vista and some new machines are being labelled Vista Capable or Premier Vista Ready, for those PCs with higher specifications.

VISTA HOME VERSIONS
Vista desktop - aero interface
Home Basic - improved search and security but no Aero interface (pictured)
Home Premium - As above but with Aero, Media Center options, back-up tools, DVD burning software
Vista Ultimate - All home and business features, plus a series of downloadable Ultimate Extras

"There's been an attempt to demystify what the minimum specifications are," said Mr Mitchell.

"Undoubtedly some people - as in any industry - won't read the instructions."

Microsoft's previous operating system, Windows XP, was criticised for having too many security holes and needing constant patching.

Hundreds of fixed were introduced to the machine, including two sizeable improvements called Service Packs.

The firm has pledged that Vista is more robust, but will come under fire if Vista proves to be the popular target of malicious hackers exploiting flaws, said Mr Mitchell.

"It's crucial for corporate reputation and revenue that Vista proves more secure and stable than XP," he said.

Vista
Features like Media Center are available in the Premium and Ultimate versions

The new operating system has been criticised for the way it handles digital content, such as paid for movies and downloads.

Vista is able to downgrade the quality of video and audio if the content owners - such as a movie studio or download service - want the PC on which the media is being played to have specific connectors, such as a HDMI port to connect to a monitor.

Derek Wall, a spokesman for the Green Party in the UK, said: "So-called digital rights management (DRM) technology in Vista gives Microsoft the ability to lock you out of your computer.

"Vista requires more expensive and energy-hungry hardware, passing the cost on to consumers and the environment.

"This will also further exclude the poor from the latest technology, and impose burdensome costs on small and medium businesses who will be forced to enter another expensive upgrade cycle."

Microsoft has defended its use of DRM saying it is only acting on the requests of content rights holders.

On Tuesday, Microsoft also releases its new version of Office to consumers.

29.1.07

Chips push through nano-barrier

45 nanometre test wafer
New materials have had to be developed to shrink the transistors
The next milestone in the relentless pursuit of smaller, higher performance microchips has been unveiled.

Chip-maker Intel has announced that it will start manufacturing processors using transistors just 45 nanometres (billionths of a metre) wide.

Shrinking the basic building blocks of microchips will make them faster and more efficient.

Computer giant IBM has also signalled its intention to start production of chips using the tiny components.

"Big Blue", which developed the transistor technology with partners Toshiba, Sony and AMD, intends to incorporate them into its chips in 2008.

Intel said it would start commercial fabrication of processors at three factories later this year.

Critical leaks

The development means the fundamental "law" that underpins the development of all microchips, known as Moore's Law, remains intact.

The proposition, articulated by Intel co-founder Gordon Moore in 1965, states that the number of transistors on a chip could double every 24 months.

After more than 10 years of effort, we now have a way forward
Tze-chiang Chen, IBM
The new Intel processors, codenamed Penryn, will pack more than four hundred million transistors into a chip half the size of a postage stamp.

Like current processors, they will come in dual-core and quad-core versions, meaning they will have two or four separate processors on each chip. The company has not said how fast the new devices will run.

The production of 45nm technology has been the goal of chip manufacturers ever since they conquered 65nm transistors.

A transistor is a basic electronic switch. Every chip needs a certain number of them, and the more there are and the faster they can switch, the more calculations chips can do.

For more than 45 years, chip manufacturers have managed to keep up with Moore's Law, shrinking transistor size and packing more and more of them on to chips.

However, past the 65nm barrier the silicon used to manufacture critical elements of the switches known as gate dielectrics no longer performs as it does at larger scales.

As a result, currents passing through the transistors leak and reduce the effectiveness of the chip.

To prevent this, researchers have had to develop new materials to contain the current at such small scales. The class of silicon substitutes are known as high-k metals.

Same 'tools'

Their development and integration into working components was described by Gordon Moore as "the biggest change in transistor technology" since the late 1960s.

The first working chips to incorporate 45nm devices were demonstrated last year by Intel, but they have never been incorporated into commercial products.

Dr Tze-chiang Chen, vice president of science and technology at IBM Research, said: "Until now, the chip industry was facing a major roadblock in terms of how far we could push current technology.

"After more than 10 years of effort, we now have a way forward."

The exact recipes for the different high-k metals used by Intel and IBM have not been disclosed, but importantly both firms have said that they could be incorporated into current production technology with minimal effort.

Rare red ants get a helping hand

Red-barbed ants have not been bred in captivity before

Conservationists have been awarded almost £50,000 to help save a rare species of red ant from becoming extinct in mainland Britain.

Red-barbed ants have declined as a result of a loss of habitat, and are now only found at one site in Surrey.

A team, led by the Zoological Society of London (ZSL), plans to captive breed the species at London Zoo before releasing them into the wild next year.

The project has been funded by a National Heritage Lottery grant.

The ant (Formica rufibarbis), described as one of the UK's rarest native species, is restricted to one colony in Surrey and a few sites on the Isles of Scilly, 28 miles (45km) off the coast of Cornwall.

"The ants are quite unusual because they form nests that are either all female or all male," said Emily Brennan, ZSL's native species conservation programme manager.

This will be really interesting because no-one has been able to get them to reproduce in captivity before
Emily Brennan,
Zoological Society of London
"We have only got one nest left in Surrey, and that nest is only producing females," she told BBC News.

"So it is going to become extinct on mainland Britain, unless we re-introduce a number of new nests, some of which must be male nests."

She described the captive breeding programme, based at London Zoo, as a trip into the unknown.

"It seems as if the ants have quite a complicated lifecycle; they use pheromones but we do not know what these pheromones are yet, so we want to try to isolate these in our research facilities.

"This will be really interesting because no-one has been able to get them to reproduce in captivity before."

Scientists will take females from the nest in Surrey, and males from colonies found on the Isles of Scilly.

Invasion threat

Mrs Brennan said the main reason behind the ants' demise was the loss of suitable heathland habitat.

Red-bared ant (Image courtesy of John Paul)
The loss of habitat has driven the ants to the brink of extinction.
"They needed warm areas and many of the heathlands had short heather and bare ground. But for many years, they became overgrown and too cold for the species," Mrs Brennan explained.

However, she said that there had been a lot of recent work to restore the areas to favourable conditions.

Another threat facing the nests, surprisingly, comes from another species of ant.

"They can be invaded by a species called slave-maker ants, which seem to be spreading quite rapidly across the UK," she reveals.

"What they do is take all the pupae, carry it off to their own nest and bring them up as slave-maker ants - this is what happened at one site in Surrey.

"So at the sites we are going to be working on, we are going to be making sure these ants are not in the area."

The project, which also involves Natural England and two Wildlife Trusts, will use volunteers to monitor and manage the selected sites.

Researchers aim to re-introduce at least 40 captive-bred nests each year, beginning next year, until the ants are well enough established to fend for themselves.

Bronco Becks has a knight out at Disney

Clutching a sword in one hand and a lucrative contract - sorry, shield - in the other, David Beckham gallops straight into a high-profile American endorsement deal.

Although playing down accusations that his impending move to Los Angeles owes more to showbusiness than football, here he is on a white charger all dressed up in doublet and hose to advertise Disney.

VIDEO: Beckham describes the photo shoot
Real version
Windows Media version


GALLERY: Celebs sprinkle star dust on Disney ads


In the picture, by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz, Beckham portrays the dragon-slaying Prince Philip from Sleeping Beauty.

The 31-year-old former England captain - who two weeks ago signed a £127 million deal with the LA Galaxy soccer club - appears with singer Beyonce Knowles, country star Lyle Lovett and actors Scarlett Johansson and Oliver Platt in the Disney campaign.

It will be featured in the March issues of U.S. magazines including Vanity Fair, GQ, Vogue, W, The New Yorker, Conde Nast Traveler and Cookie.

As Beckham's equestrian extravaganza was unveiled, friends revealed that he has been taking lessons to lower the pitch of his voice and is studying method acting.

Scientists predict vanishing snow

Global temperatures could rise more than currently predicted by the end of this century, according to the most authoritative study of climate change so far.

Thousands of scientists involved with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change are expected to conclude in a report to be published this week that global average temperatures could rise by between 1 and 6.3 degrees C by 2100.

The upper end of the predicted range is half a degree higher than previously assumed by the IPCC, set up in 1988 by the United Nations to examine evidence of man-made global warming, and is likely to mean a far greater temperature rise at the poles.

A global average temperature rise of more than two degrees C is already regarded by many scientists as dangerous to human society.

A rise of more than five degrees C would be regarded as catastrophic to low-lying cities, which include London.

The main message to the world's politicians from the thousands of scientists involved in the IPCC's Fourth Assessment Report, to be published in Paris on Friday, will be the increased confidence attached to the statement that the warmer temperatures of the past 50 years are mainly attributable to man's activities.

The report comes after Tony Blair held out hopes of a major breakthrough in a post-Kyoto climate accord in an address to the World Economic Forum in Davos at the weekend.

He said that after talks with President Bush, the Brazilian President, Luis Inacio Lula da Silva, and Germany's Angela Merkel, he was confident that progress could be made at the planned G8 summit in the German Baltic town of Heiligendamm in June.

Mr Blair said the key breakthrough was to get the developing economies such as India, China and Brazil – which are members of the Kyoto treaty but have no emissions reductions targets – to agree to binding commitments for a new treaty starting in 2012.

Observers pointed out this was highly unlikely without binding commitments from the United States, where President Bush opposes "cap and trade" measures despite growing backing for them in the Democrat-dominated Congress.

The IPCC report is expected to predict that snow will disappear from all but the highest mountains, glaciers will recede and oceans will become more acidic, eventually leading to the destruction of coral reefs.

It will say that ocean temperatures have already risen three kilometres below the surface.

Scientists from the IPCC are expected to conclude unexpectedly that sea level rise may be lower than predicted – 60cm by the end of this century compared to an upper prediction of 90cm in previous assessments.

There was some controversy that the sea level predictions were not higher but insiders point out that the cut-off point for the inclusion of new papers was the summer and some of the latest science about the melting of land-based ice in Antarctica was only published in October.

Even though the report itself is finalised, the language used in the policy makers' summary – to be decided line by line in Paris this week – remains unfixed and is likely to be fought over by scientists of different views.

Meanwhile, there is evidence of disagreement between Europe and America over the wording of another IPCC report, this time on mitigating climate change, expected on May 4.

The US government has suggested that "modifying solar radiance" by the use of giant mirrors to reflect the sun's rays could help to reduce warming.

Federer's top 10

In pics: Australian Open men's final
In pics: Federer's journey to greatness

Roger Federer won his 10th grand slam title when he defeated Fernando Gonzalez in the final of the Australian Open yesterday, and there was more bad news for those chasing him when his coach, Tony Roche, predicted that the Swiss had yet to reach his peak. "Roger is like a good red wine, he's getting better with age," Roche said.

Roger Federer
What a grand slam: Swiss Roger Federer celebrates his victory

By crunching the Chilean Gonzalez 7-6, 6-4, 6-4, Federer took his third Melbourne Park championship and moved into double figures for grand slam titles, drawing level on the all-time list with American Bill Tilden. The 25-year-old now trails only Sweden's Bjorn Borg and Australian Rod Laver, on 11 slams each, Australian Roy Emerson on 12 and American Pete Sampras on a record 14.

Federer is widely expected to better Sampras. He had previously declined to discuss the Sampras record, but yesterday he did. "Until I was half way there I did not want to talk about it, I was saying, 'Don't compare me to Pete'. Now I'm coming with such big steps. I don't know how I did it so quickly. Now I have 10 grand slams, but I always try to improve and get better," said Federer, who won his first two Australian Open titles in 2004 and 2006.

The world No 1 became the first man since Borg, at the 1980 French Open, to win a slam title without dropping a set all tournament. Since the Open era began in 1968 only four men, including Federer, have gone through a slam with a zero in the sets-lost column. Federer could become the first man since Laver, in 1969, to win all four majors in a year.

Roche, an Australian, argued that Federer's "best years are ahead of him. I think his big years will be when he is 26, 27, 28, as that is when he will be both mature and at his physical peak," Roche said. "I think he will become a better player in many respects. Roger hasn't even started to use a lot of his game. It's a challenge for all those trying to stop him. But they are playing against a man who will probably enter tennis history as the best ever. That should be motivation enough."

28.1.07

The Holy Grail of foie gras?



Free range geese
A happier life for geese?
As York city council looks at banning foie gras, the French-named delicacy that comes from force feeding geese, Spanish farmers have perfected an "ethical" version. It's even won an award in France.

It is the foodstuff that leaves the table divided. On one side, those who consider the fatty goose liver the ultimate delicacy.

And opposite, those whose plates are pushed aside as their thoughts turn to the practice of gavage - force-feeding geese and ducks until their liver swells to many times its normal size.

York city councillors are considering what they can do to discourage the sale and serving of foie gras in the city. The answer may well be "not much" but they are keen to follow the US city Chicago, which has taken it off the menu, to show their disapproval.

Like veal production and battery hens, it is the process behind the product that raises culinary and moral hackles and puts many people off.

Even hardy food critics: "I've always been a bit squeamish about it - I wouldn't say I didn't eat it but I wouldn't order it, because of the same kind of thing about veal. You see pictures of geese with these huge things stuck down their throats..." says restaurant guide author Peter Harden.

Ancient practice

But that could change. Spain, a country not renowned for its love of animals, has come up with what could be foie gras's Holy Grail. It's not exactly guilt-free - vegetarians look away now, the goose still gets the bullet - but without being force fed first.

The practice of force-feeding geese has a long history - it is said to date back to Egyptian times. The purpose is to swell their liver so that it turns white, becomes more fatty and loses its bitter taste. A pipe inserted into their throats is used to administer the grain.

We know when the geese are ready because their bellies drag on the ground
Eduardo Sousa

As with much of farming and food production, it is the large-scale industrial-commercial enterprises that draw more criticism than small family-run farms.

Spanish company Pateria de Sousa, in Badajoz province, is seen as more ethical because it makes its foie gras by slaughtering the birds at a time when they have naturally eaten more to create reserves for what would have been migration.

It means the harvest is seasonal, before Christmas or in February, depending on the weather. And it is limited to geese, not including the more reliable, breed-able ducks. But the proof of the pudding comes in the tasting - and the French have already given it a food award at the Paris International Food Salon.

"We don't force feed the animals, they feed and live freely on our land," says the farm's owner, Eduardo Sousa. "The animals eat and eat and eat, so that they'll be fat for winter."

They live in symbiotic harmony with the farm's pigs, bred for its Spanish "jamon". While the pigs feed on acorns, the geese pick up their leftovers, plus the figs and lupins dotted around.

"We know when the geese are ready because their bellies drag on the ground." So how would they take off to migrate? Well, these ones don't.

By definition?

Culinary purists however say that without the force feeding, it is not foie gras. High-fat livers have been available before, but do not stand apart in taste terms and, in modern times, have not been accepted as the real thing.

It would take a scientific experiment involving cutting the goose open to have a look, to establish whether full-blown foie gras is produced, argues food writer Josephine Bacon.

She also maintains that worrying about foie gras production on a small scale is a false concern compared with intensive farming. Gavage, she maintains, is "perfectly natural".

"They enjoy it, they don't mind, they love being petted and cuddled while its being done."

Gesture politics?

For Mr Harden, it is right that we explore whether it is cruel, and if there is a less cruel way to produce foie gras - although York's approach may be gesture politics - there are bigger fish to fry in animal cruelty in terms of the larger numbers of battery hens, or pigs.

"If as a foie gras goose you get a little cuddle, is that better than being a pig kept in filthy conditions on some farm somewhere?"

"But ethical production would be a good thing - in the same way as your average free range organic chicken, scratching around in woodland, watching neighbours when it wants to, tastes better than a battery hen being pecked to death by its neighbours in a small cage."

Either way, British consumers will be able to test it for themselves later this year - Mr Sousa says some outlets, possibly including Harrods, have put in orders. It will set buyers back about 23 Euro (£15) for 70g.

Let's get this partwork started

Marvel partwork
Some try to tap into nostalgia



From trains to tantric sex, there is a collectable magazine series to cover all hobbies. It's a market worth £180m, but few own up to buying them. So what is so-called partwork publishing all about?

Christmas is over, so what do you do to lift yourself out of the New Year slump? Learn how to stimulate your chakras, see into the future and give a massage, of course. All this just by buying the weekly instalments of Enhancing Your Mind Body Spirit magazine.

January is traditionally the month when the nation is bombarded with the launch of partwork magazines covering anything from science to sex, all collectable in easy instalments and stored in a handy ring-binder - if you're really lucky.

BIGGEST SELLERS
Dinosaurs 1.5m (1993)
Microwave Knowhow One 1.2m (1995)
Cake Decorating 1m (1983)
Blues Collection 990,000 (1993)
Musicals Collection 977,000 (1993)
Carrier's Kitchen 924,000 (1981)
Lion King 883,000 (1996)
Book of Life 864,000 (1969)
Source: DeAgostini

With the reputation of having a readership made up of lonely men who get their kicks building models of space shuttles in their bedrooms, few people admit to buying the mags.

But many obviously do, as the market is worth an estimated £180m in the UK alone - add on 50% again if you include subscriptions. Only TV listings magazines and women's weeklies are more popular.

For such a lucrative market, it is shrouded in secrecy. There are no official circulation figures, up-coming projects are guarded like state secrets in case they're pinched by a rival and most publishers are based abroad. Basically, the industry operates in a different way to all other magazines.

What is clear is that it's a cut-throat market, with huge amounts of money - and people's reputations - resting on a two-week window in which to get the public to buy into a series. There are no second chances when it comes to partworks.

New year, new you

The market can be traced back to Charles Dickens, who published many of his novels in partwork format, with a new chapter being made available each month.

The "modern" partwork started in Italy after World War II and took off in the UK in the late 60s, helped by the ability to reach mass audiences using commercial television.

January is the crunch month for the industry as most people are open to the idea of a new project in the post-Christmas slump, or thinking about some sort of self-improvement drive.

It is also the month when advertising costs are at their lowest, an important point when spending £1.5m in just two weeks on each new series that is launched, according to the Periodical Publishers Association (PPA).

For some it is still a bit of a guilty pleasure
Gerry Dean
Partwork enthusiast
And they have to get it spot on - the success of a partwork is sealed within in the first "vital" 14 days of being advertised. If a partwork doesn't hook readers with its very first issue, it never will.

No one will start collecting a series if they have missed the first few issues, especially if it is parts of a model. "It can be very costly if you get it wrong," says Suzie Cullen, marketing manager at publishers Eaglemoss.

As a result up to two years of intensive, highly-secret development work goes into a new title before it is launched. It is extensively tested prior to publication and redesigned if necessary.

A great deal more subjects are researched than are launched, but get it right and watch the money roll in. The average amount a reader will spend on a partwork across its full life is £319, according to the PPA.

Stigma

But who buys them? Anyone and everyone, according to publishers. While the market has a bit of a nerdy reputation, there is no typical buyer.

"There was a stigma about partworks," says Ms Cullen. "I think that stemmed from the fact that early publications were all about self-improvement. But attitudes have changed and while you still get titles that appeal to a niche market, others have a broad appeal."

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Ideas are kept secret
Some publishers are more ready to admit "a type". Buyers tend to be aged between 35 and 44, married, have children, are homeowners and employed in white collar work, according to research by partwork publisher DeAgostini. There is no division between the sexes - men and women buy them equally.

"I think there is a collector in everyone and that is why they sell," says partwork enthusiast Gerry Dean.

"I'm proud of my collections, especially my Lord of the Rings figurines, but for some it is still a bit of a guilty pleasure. They still think people will think they're some loony."

There is much mystery around circulation figures, with no official figures available because partworks don't take advertising and therefore have no need to subscribe to the Audit Bureau of Circulations. "To include advertising would diminish the value and collectability of the product," says the PPA.

But sales have been growing for years, give or take a few blips. This success is put down to a move towards collectables and away from educational series. "These items have value and are desirable," says a spokesman for DeAgostini.

Mass market

Collecting can also be a cut-throat business. It takes dedication and money. Heaven forbid you miss a week, but if you do there are companies whose whole business is based around hunting down lost issues.

The biggest market for partworks is Italy and Spain, followed by the UK and France. Twenty partworks were published in the UK alone last year. A growing market is Eastern Europe, Russia and Ukraine, but the United States is the industry's Holy Grail.

Companies have tried on numerous occasions to break into the US market, but it has never really worked because it is too big. There are 200-plus TV markets with more than 2,000 stations, so reaching people is difficult and very, very expensive.

But it's their loss, say enthusiasts. "I consider my collectable magazines one of life's little pleasures," says Mr Dean.

10 things we didn't know last week

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Snippets from the week's news, harvested, diced and sliced for your convenience.

1. The Archbishop of York, John Sentamu, was asked to be on Celebrity Big Brother.

2. Rail passenger numbers could increase by 30-40% in the next 10 years. (More details)

3. Dishcloths are purged of 99% of their bacteria during two minutes in a microwave. (More details)

4. But they can pretty easily catch fire while doing so. (More details)

5. Only four postcodes in the UK do not have a Tesco. They are the Outer Hebrides, the Shetlands, Orkney and Harrogate.

6. Uninsured vehicles are 10 times more likely to be involved in hit-and-run crashes.

7. Guinness turns out red, rather than black, if the barley is roasted for less time than normal.

8. Today presenter John Humphrys gets up one minute before 4am and is in the BBC studio at 16 mins past.

9. People who live within 500 metres of a motorway grow up with significantly reduced lung capacity.

10. A haddock's mating call starts as a slow knocking sound, before turning into a quicker hum similar to a small motorcycle revving its engine. (More details.)

Sources where stories not linked: 1, Press Association. 5, Evening Standard, Wednesday. 6, Times, Friday. 7. Times, Friday. 8, Press Gazette. 9. Guardian, Friday.

Recycled satellite radio planned

Car undserneath a satellite
The prototype system could take advantage of out-of-date satellites
An advanced in-car multimedia system that could use recycled television satellites coming to the end of their working lives has been unveiled.

The prototype system, developed by the European Space Agency (Esa), offers high-quality radio, video and data.

The satellite radio component also overcomes problems such as loss of signal when driving through tunnels.

If commercialised, the system would offer the first in-car satellite radio service available to Europeans.

The prototype was demonstrated at the Noordwjk Space Expo in the Netherlands.

Old technology

Satellite radio services already exist in countries like the US where 13 million people subscribe to the two main broadcasters, XM-radio and Sirius.

The digital signal offers near CD-quality sound and can contain up to 100 different radio channels as well as information such as the song title or the name of the artist.

These satellites have done their duty for so many years and generated revenues, this extra life is a bonus
Rolv Midthassel, Esa
In the US, listeners use satellite receivers built into cars to pick up radio signals from a network of specially designed orbiting platforms and ground-based repeater stations, used to ensure signal strength particularly in built-up areas.

To cut down on cost, the experimental system proposed by Esa does away with the need for a new satellite network.

Instead, the Esa researchers propose that the system could piggy-back on a network of satellites already used to broadcast satellite TV signals.

These typically only have a life of 10-15 years because after that time they run out of fuel and start to drift from their position. This means they are of no use to television services which require stationary spacecraft for satellite dishes to point at.

"From a technical point of view they are still fine," said Rolv Midthassel, a communications engineer at Esa.

Memory device

However, the proposed Esa system could still make use of them by tracking their position. A small mobile antenna built into the body work of the car would mean that the system was always pointing in the right direction to pick up a signal.

Car with satellie dish on roof
The researchers are hoping to shrink the size of the antenna
"As these satellites have done their duty for so many years and generated revenues, this extra life is a bonus and you can get them quite cheap," said Mr Midthassel.

The system also does away with the ground repeater station used in the US.

Instead, signals are sent as files and stored on a memory device, known as a cache.

These files are then reassembled into complete programmes as and when they are needed. Consequently, even when satellites are out of view of the car, the radio programme is uninterrupted.

This file-based approach also allows the car to store and display other information such as short videos for backseat entertainment or travel information. It could also allow updates to the digital maps for navigation devices.

The experimental system has been in development for three years at Esa with a range of technology companies and car manufacturers.

"The next step would be to make a product out of this but industry would have to take the initiative on this," said Mr Midthassel.

YouTubers to get ad money share



YouTube video
More clicks will soon mean more money for YouTube contributors
People who upload their own films to video-sharing website YouTube will soon get a share of the ad revenue.

YouTube founder Chad Hurley confirmed to the BBC that his team was working on a revenue-sharing mechanism that would "reward creativity".

The system would be rolled out in a couple of months, he said, and use a mixture of adverts, including short clips shown ahead of the actual film.

YouTube has more than 70m users a month and was recently bought by Google.

The offer applies only to people who own the full copyright of the videos that they are uploading to the YouTube website.

YouTube founders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen
Founders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen made $1.65bn with YouTube

The company, which Google bought in November last year for $1.65bn, was currently working on "audio fingerprinting" technologies to identify copyrighted material, Mr Hurley said in a session on social networking at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

Speaking to the BBC after the session, he declined to give further details, saying that YouTube was still working out the technology and processes involved - both for the rewards system and the video clip advertising system.

But he confirmed that the various features would be rolled out one by one over the next few months.

"There won't be one big release," he said.

The audience of the YouTube website will not have to put up with overly long "pre-roll" adverts. Mr Hurley said a clip of three seconds length was one of the options, although the details had not been worked out yet.

Other video sharing sites such as Revver already split advertising revenues with users uploading original content, but only YouTube has managed to attract an audience measuring in the tens of millions.

Mr Hurley said the fact that YouTube had not had a revenue sharing model was one of the reasons for its success, as that had allowed the website to focus on its key strength, making it easy to share videos with others.

YouTube has repeatedly clashed with film studios and music publishers over copyrighted material that has been uploaded to the website.

The company says that it is quick to remove copyrighted material on the site that has been brought to its attention.

Since the takeover by Google, YouTube has also negotiated a string of deals with large media groups, which also involve some revenue sharing.

27.1.07

My first brush with secret life of an urban fox


It was in just such weather as this that I saw my first one. It must have been three or four years ago now. I was bicycling back from supper at a friend's house in Clapham, along a long and empty back street that leads you on to the main road to Brixton. It was about 2am, the streets icy and frosted under the lights, the air fiercely cold, everything astonishingly crisp. As I passed a recessed gateway on the left-hand side of the road, I caught from the corner of my eye a movement at knee height, a little back from the road. A fox.

Out of curiosity, I wheeled the bicycle in a big circle back to a point opposite the bay. The fox stopped, dropped its shoulder and turned its head back to fix me. I came slightly closer. It didn't give ground. It stayed for about 10 seconds, watching me. Then it swung its head back, and trotted unhurriedly into a well of shadow, where it disappeared. I stayed for a moment or two before, myself, leaving. There seemed to me something magical and unreal about the encounter.

It reminded me of the Robert Lowell poem Skunk Hour, in which the poet has a vision of skunks invading a New England town at night — "They march on their soles up Main Street: / white stripes, moonstruck eyes' red fire" — and of encountering a mother skunk scavenging in his backyard rubbish: "She jabs her wedge-head in a cup / of sour cream, drops her ostrich tail, / and will not scare. " That "will not scare" — poised between the transitive and instransitive senses of the word — seems to me to capture the stand-off.

They will not scare. They are getting bolder. I have been seeing them more and more — as, I imagine, has everyone in the many urban centres whose populations of foxes are growing at such a rate. They've even started coming out in daylight. One showed up in Downing Street. Another in St Paul's Cathedral. A year or so back, a man discovered that a fox was creeping in through his catflap.

And, this very week, some extraordinary photos were published of a fox that, in broad daylight, had followed a customer into a shoe shop in Portobello Road. When the creature was spotted, there was a panic evacuation of the shop while the RSPCA was called. But a huge crowd gathered outside to watch the creature amble curiously among the racks of shoes and curl up in the window display. They were fascinated, I guess, by the incongruity. I don't blame them. I love urban foxes.

I'm well aware of the problems they cause. Bin-bags are gralloched; fences undermined; roses uprooted; small dogs terrorised; slow-moving tabby cats — at least according to hearsay — "disappeared" from time to time. They are thought to spread fleas and disease. People in whose gardens they've taken up residence wake sleepless after nights of their yowling copulations. And running a Flymo over a portion of fox poo is no laughing matter. And yet, still, every sighting I get of one feels like a sort of blessing.

It has to do, I think, with the way these wild things have adopted our own wilderness. Our modern wildernesses are made of tumbling crisp packets, dog mess, fizzy drink cans, pee-smelling underpasses, chain-link fences, wheelie-bins, gritty winds and half-eaten boxes of KFC. And through them, always with that brisk, head-down trot, claws clicking on concrete, these incredible creatures stalk on urgent errands of their own.

These aren't the bushy-tailed, waggish hen-murderers of country stereotype. Their coats seem to have taken on the grey of exhaust fumes. Their tails are scraggy. And, still, they are magical, because they look like they belong to the wild — those lean bodies, those vulpine faces, those curiously long legs. They belong to the secret life of the city.

Imagine! According to experts there are 15,000 of the creatures within the M25, 10 for every square kilometre in London. Given that, it seems amazing that we don't see them daily. Just as, whenever you are told you're never more than three feet from a rat, you instantly set to wondering where exactly that rat is, I find myself wondering more and more where the nearest of those 10 foxes is concealing itself.

As more and more of our proper wilderness becomes suburbanised and domesticated — colonised, in effect — I for one think it's a pleasure to see that, at the same time, there is a counter-colonisation going on. These foxes are asylum-seekers of a sort. Wouldn't it be nice if we could learn to call them "Brer"?

What's black and white and green all over? Another dodgy dossier

You will remember that, in 2002, the Government produced an intelligence dossier about Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction. In his foreword to the document, Tony Blair wrote that the dossier "discloses that his [Saddam's] military planning allows for some of the WMD to be ready within 45 minutes of an order to use them". You will also remember that there was, to put it gently, a fuss about these and other claims made by the Prime Minister.

Now consider a more recent claim by Mr Blair, about something completely different. After Sir Nicholas Stern's report, The Economics of Climate Change, appeared at the end of October, the Prime Minister warned: "The consequences for our planet are literally disastrous … without radical international measures to reduce carbon emissions within the next 10 to 15 years." This was the eco-equivalent of the 45 minutes — frightening, dramatic, and, it increasingly appears, "dodgy".

Mr Blair's version of what Stern says is, in fact, more restrained than Sir Nicholas himself. The Stern report's summary declares: "If we don't act, the overall costs and risks of climate change will be equivalent to losing at least five per cent of global GDP each year, now and for ever.

"If a wider range of risks and impacts is taken into account, the estimates of damage could rise to 20 per cent of GDP or more… Our actions now and over the coming decades could create risks … on a scale similar to those associated with the great wars and the economic depression of the first half of the 20th century."

When these striking assertions first appeared, they were, of course, virtually unquestioned. Most of the media, especially the BBC, had been against the Iraq war, and so were hypercritical of government claims on the subject. With Stern, it was the opposite. Most of the media, especially the BBC, are highly credulous about prophecies of environmental doom, so they lapped up Stern, bawling at politicians about why they weren't taking enough action now.

Besides, most reporters and commentators on public affairs — including, I hasten to admit, myself — are neither scientists nor economists; so it is easier for us just to repeat the claims of people such as Stern, sexing them up as we go along.

But there are people in the world who do understand the economics of climate change, and as, over the past two months, they have worked their way through the 700 pages of Sir Nicholas's gloomy thoughts, they have begun to get cross. It is notable that none of these experts is a climate-change denier. Some, indeed, were warning about the dangers 30 years ago.

Several have now produced critiques of Stern. As they read his report, some found that he used their own work — the document is a review of the literature on the subject, not a new piece of research — but played fast and loose with it.

Professor William Nordhaus, for example, perhaps the doyen in the field, is affronted to find his own projections beyond the year 2100 treated as totally accurate by Stern, when he himself has always insisted that such projections were "particularly unreliable".

Professor Richard Tol finds Stern making free with his work on rising sea levels to warn about the terrible damage that would cause, without making any allowance, as Tol does, for the fact that people would find ways of adapting to that rise.

Professor Robert Mendelsohn, of Yale, notes that Stern assumes that the economic damage from hurricanes will rise strongly each year, when we already know that the damage last year was much less than the damage in the year that Katrina struck.

The dons get so piqued by Stern that some resort to the deadliest weapon of academic warfare — the footnote. Here is Prof Tol on Stern's calculations about the control of emissions: "This can be found in any textbook on cost/benefit analysis. It is puzzling that economists at HM Treasury [where Sir Nicholas now works] can make such basic mistakes."

Tol, in general, is the rudest. The report, he says, is "alarmist and incompetent". Others put it more politely, but in their way are just as devastating. Professor Mendelsohn points out that Stern's calculations about the future costs of climate change might easily be wrong by trillions of dollars. Sir Partha Dasgupta, of Cambridge, says: "Where the modern economist is rightly hesitant, the authors of the review are supremely confident."

To give credit where credit is due, some of these objections were aired this week in a cautious but decent little BBC Radio 4 programme called Investigation. Imagine what a fanfare the same sort of programme would have got if it had been an exposé of the Iraq dossier.

What really upsets Stern's critics is his treatment of what economists call the "discount rate". This is sometimes described as the "price of time". It is the method used to calculate the relative weight of future and present pay-offs. It tries to allow for the fact that a benefit foregone now has a cost, and that a benefit in the future is worth less. It is a more systematic version of the idea that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Sir Nicholas Stern will have none of this. With the jutting lower lip of one who believes in the righteousness of his cause, he asserts that it would be quite wrong, in our calculations, to do anything to disadvantage future generations. He therefore has a discount rate of 0.1 per cent (where a normal economist might have one of, say, four per cent). To ensure the future, he argues, we must pay almost everything now.

This sounds visionary and altruistic, but it has some curious effects. Sir Partha Dasgupta applies the Stern discount rate to other walks of life. Suppose, he says, that the British economy today followed that discount rate: we would have to invest 97.5 per cent of what we produce in saving for future generations. At present, we invest 15 per cent. The idea that people should starve now for the sake of their great-grandchildren is, he says, "patently absurd".

And before anyone says that the rich today must make sacrifices for the poor tomorrow — which sounds eminently reasonable — the critics point out that, by Sir Nicholas's own calculations, future generations will be much richer than our own. Stern predicts that, by 2200, the annual consumption of the world will be $94,000 per person (at today's prices). In 2006, it was $7,600. Sir Nicholas is asking us to make huge sacrifices today for people who, he himself says, will on average be 12 times better-off than we.

So when Sir Nicholas speaks of losing five per cent GDP each year "now and for ever", the critics can show that this is certainly not happening now and that "for ever" cannot be calculated. What they are saying, though in more careful, academic terms, is that Stern always uses the most doom-laden projections, omits the numerous qualifications on the other side of the ledger, employs figures that don't add up and advocates a shock to the present world economy so great that it would make the Great Depression look like a hedge fund's Christmas party.

What is the best approach to climate change? I cannot say, but what is clear is that the many, many words of Sir Nicholas Stern have more to do with the politics of now than the needs of "for ever". This is, to adapt a phrase much loved by environmental zealots, an inconvenient truth. Those wanting to save the planet must look elsewhere.

For your sake and ours, Mr Blair – call it a day

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If only Tony Blair had listened to our advice. Last May, we urged him to retire with such dignity as he could salvage. His administration, we observed, had reached the stage that John Major's attained in 1995. There was nothing that the Prime Minister could do to pull out of his nose-dive. Whatever attempts he made to regain the initiative, they would be slotted into the pre-scripted narrative: that of a floundering regime in its final months. We don't like to say "we told you so", Prime Minister, but we told you so.

Had Mr Blair retired at the beginning of last year, he would have been remembered as a world statesman, an epochal politician, a mesmerising campaigner who brought a beaten party to three successive victories. But he stayed that little bit too long. Perhaps Mr Blair was vain enough to believe he could influence the succession. Perhaps it was the allure of the "farewell tour" proposed in that risible leaked memo, which envisaged Mr Blair bowing out as "the star who won't play the last encore".

Perhaps it was nothing more elevated than a desire to reach his 10th anniversary. Whatever the reason, he must be regretting it now. The past year has been the worst in his career: the police have been in Downing Street investigating corruption; his Cabinet has turned against him; his approval ratings, as we report today, are down to a record low of 21 per cent; and the machinery of the state is spluttering and smoking.

That criminals should now be escaping incarceration because prisons are full illustrates in perfect miniature why this Government is falling apart. As Home secretary, Michael Howard had embarked on a huge prison-building programme, reasoning — correctly — that the incapacitation of villains was the surest way to cut crime. On taking office, Labour discontinued his policy and, in consequence, now finds itself damned by the procrastination of its early years.

We see precisely the same story when it comes to welfare reform, nuclear power, the state pension age or road-building. Decisions that were shirked after 1997 now come hammering at the door for resolution.

How Mr Blair must regret the vacillation of his early years. The 1997 election left him in as strong a position as any modern prime minister, but he could not unlearn the habits he had acquired in opposition and remained in thrall to polls and focus groups. Instead of treating election victory as a means to government, he treated government as a means to further election victory. He talked constantly of "tough choices" as a way of refusing to make them.

Now it is too late. Ministers are not concentrating on their departments; rather, they are wholly consumed by the succession — specifically, by their own promotion prospects. It is no coincidence that so many breakdowns have occurred in the Home Office: John Reid's aim has not been root-and-branch reform, but a quick presentational fix that will boost his standing in the run-up to Mr Blair's retirement. His, in short, is the quintessential New Labour approach: fix the perception, and leave the reality to look after itself.

Nothing will improve so long as the current hiatus lasts. The Prime Minister's white-knuckle grip on office is damaging his country, his party, his eventual successor and, perhaps most of all, his own reputation. Stand not upon the order of your going, Mr Blair, but go at once.

26.1.07

How British are you really?

  • Test your knowledge with our Britishness quiz
  • Your View: What should be taught in citizenship classes?
  • Children should learn about the legacy of the Empire, entry to the European Union and the benefits of immigration as part of new lessons designed to promote "Britishness in schools".

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    Classes should focus on core British values such as justice and respect through the "lens" of contemporary British history, according to a Government-backed report published yesterday.

    The new-style citizenship lessons are designed to address feelings of alienation among teenagers, particularly white working class youths growing up in mixed race areas.

    Children will also be required to learn about the benefits of immigration to the economy in controversial new lessons to promote British identity.

    The effect of Jewish, Pakistani, Chinese and eastern European communities in 21st century Britain will be covered as part of the new-style citizenship lessons.

    The Commonwealth, the break-up of the Empire, devolution and membership of the European Union will also be covered.

    Under the move, test questions on the "diversity" of British society will also be inserted into GCSE and A-level papers in a range of other subjects, signalling a major shake-up of the education system.

    The review, by Sir Keith Ajegbo, a former south London head teacher and Home Officer adviser, was commissioned amid fears of growing extremism fuelled by the July 7 suicide bombings.

    Sir Keith warned that citizenship classes had failed to teach national identity strongly enough since they became compulsory in 2002.

    In a sweeping 123-page report, Sir Keith called for the teaching of contemporary British history - with an emphasis on "controversial" issues — to be placed at the heart of a beefed up citizenship curriculum. He identified immigration as one of the key components of lessons which are compulsory for all children up to the age of 16.

    Suggested topics for classes include reasons for immigration — such as the economic benefits of working in the UK and human rights abuses overseas — and the associated social, economic and political benefits.

    The report said lessons may also focus on the cost to the public purse of increased benefits, allowances and access to public services, with pupils being aware that immigration "brings with it economic, social

    and political discontent and criticism, and that this must be taken into account whilst at the same time celebrating diversity".

    Alan Johnson, the Education Secretary, said he accepted the findings, adding: "We should celebrate our history and how it has created today's diversity, recognising the role played by immigrants in our success."

    Sir Keith said: "It is the duty of all schools to address issues of 'how we live together' and 'dealing with difference', however difficult or controversial they may seem.

    "This report affects schools across the country, regardless of their ethnic make-up.

    "It is important they consider issues that have shaped UK society today and understand them through the lens of history."

    Autoruns 8.61

    Disable those problematic 'start up' apps

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    Free download

    When you install software on to your computer, data is submitted to your Registry and you might find that applications automatically start when you boot your computer.

    The more software you install, the more likely it is that applications will delay the launch of Windows when you start your machine.

    However, finding and removing these start up items is a challenging task. Even if you uninstall the original software, you might find that items remain within your Registry and that you still suffer from a machine that's taking far longer than necessary to boot.

    Autoruns is a fantastic tool that will show a comprehensive list of every item that launches when you boot your computer.

    It will display the origin of the items, the order in which they launch and which items start every time or occasionally, such as an antivirus application that systematically checks for new updates.

    This application goes much further than the standard MSConfig utility in that you can temporarily disable start-up items and locate deep and hidden files that are only associated with installed applications.

    Hi-def DVD security is bypassed

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    The high-definition DVD format war is raging
    The encryption on high-definition DVDs has been bypassed, the consortium backing the copy protection system on discs has confirmed.

    At the end of last year a hacker claimed he had defeated the protection on a number of HD-DVD titles, leading to fears the entire system was broken.

    But the Advanced Access Content System (AACS) Licensing Authority has said the breach is limited.

    "It does not represent an attack on the AACS system itself," the group said.

    The AACS group has admitted that a hacker had managed to decrypt some discs and other people were now able to make copies of certain titles.

    I'm just an upset customer
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    The hacker, known as muslix64, has been able to access the encryption keys which pass between certain discs and the player. Once those keys have been obtained the disc can be stripped of its encryption enabling the digital content to be played on any machine.

    A spokesman for the AACS group said the large size of the files and the high cost of writable hi-def discs made widespread copying of the movies impractical.

    The attacks on the new format echo the early days of illegal trafficking in music files, AACS spokesman Michael Ayers said.

    Security

    AACS copy protection is used on both HD-DVD and Blu-ray titles, giving rise to concern from the entire movie industry about the security of its content.

    A large-scale breach of AACS could be a threat to the $24bn DVD industry and dent hopes that high-definition discs would invigorate the market.

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    There are fears that piracy could harm the industry

    The hacker obtained the keys from "one or more" pieces of software which plays high-definition DVDs, said Mr Ayers.

    But the AACS group would not identify them or say whether their AACS licensing would be revoked.

    "We certainly have not ruled out any particular response and we will take whatever action is appropriate," Mr Ayers said.

    In a recent interview with digital media website Slyck, hacker muslix64, said his motivation for defeating the protection system was frustration.

    'Fair use'

    "I'm just an upset customer. My efforts can be called 'fair use enforcement'," he said.

    He said he had grown angry when a HD-DVD movie he had bought would not play on his monitor because it did not have the compliant connector demanded by the movie industry.

    As part of the copy protection system on high-definition DVD, content providers can insist that movies will only play correctly if there are HDMI or DVI ports on the player and screen as these two connectors can handle the HDCP copy protection system.

    "Not being able to play a movie that I have paid for, because some executive in Hollywood decided I cannot, made me mad," said the hacker.

    How should men wear a scarf?

    Once the gentlemen's scarf was just draped sadly round the neck, barely visible beneath the buttoned-up overcoat - unless its owner was Rupert Bear or Dr Who.

    David Beckham wearing a scarf
    The Chelsea knot, popular with the young and style-conscious

    But metrosexual man has put a stop to that. He's wrapping and twisting and looping with abandon. And it's nothing to do with the cold.

    Suddenly the debate has exploded: "Just what is the right way for a man to wear a scarf?"

    The question was posed in yesterday's Daily Telegraph Letters column by a reader who inquired why half of London's young men were wearing their scarves knotted like women.

    "A man's scarf should be worn inside his overcoat and exposed an inch above the collar, with the tie on view," protested Ted Shorter from Tonbridge. And the response to this mild observation? In short: Get knotted.

    "There is no other way now; this is a major revolution. Everyone is knotting," said Jeremy Vine, a committed scarf knotter and presenter of BBC1's Panorama programme. "Scarves are just so long now, you'd be tripping over them otherwise.

    "Is knotting too feminine? People will just have to take a view depending on the person."

    Even the established Savile Row tailor Gieves & Hawkes admits time has moved on. The classic drape was immensely popular "to bring some breakage of colour with your lapel", said our friend with the tape measure.

    "And with a silk scarf, really, that's the only way to wear it. But for a woollen scarf, it's perfectly acceptable for men to loop and knot."

    Gareth Scourfield, the fashion editor of Esquire magazine, admits that men may be influenced by their wives and girlfriends. "But it has allowed men to wear scarves in a much more creative way. Let's face it, men don't have as many exciting clothes to play with as women."

    Nick Foulkes, the author and self-confessed "dandy" and style guru, said: "The scarf is a sartorial flourish. It's the early 21st century equivalent of the bold linings worn by 1980s estate agents."

    Scarf knots

    25.1.07

    Pub News

    Top stories:

    Local authorities should pick up licensing regs tab

    £100m excess should be met by councils, says Elton's review

    Supermarket alcohol pricing to be investigated

    Competition Commission to look into alcohol loss leaders

    Marston's snaps up Eldridge Pope

    £155m deal for pub business

    Pub loses out in pool prize plan

    Bristol publican claims he was promised prizes

    Sell More, Save More: the chosen ones

    The pubs have been chosen for The Publican's year-long Sell More Save More project

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    Features

    24-hour pubs: the real story

    Phil Mellows uncovers the truth about '24-hour drinking' at a West Country pub

    Five deadly sins of smoke ban planning

    Fail to prepare your outside area properly for the smoking ban and you may well reap what you sow. Nick Yates explains how to avoid ending up in post-ban hell

    Stop rip off TV phone-in quiz shows, say MPs

    Contestants on phone-in television quiz shows are at risk of being "ripped off" by premium-rate fees and unfair questions, MPs warn today.


    Quiz show on ITV Play
    ITV Play was condemned by Ofcom

    One couple's phone bill soared from £25 to £1,500 after taking part in the shows for only three days, the report discloses today.

    The programmes, which are fast increasing in popularity, "generally look and feel like gambling", so should be covered by gambling regulations, the cross-party committee says.

    The Commons culture, media and sport committee calls on Ofcom, the telecoms watchdog, to take action to oversee the shows.

    The new phenomenon of phone-in quiz programmes - or "call TV" as the MPs term it - is now apparently generating more than £100 million a year for their producers.

    But they have also resulted in complaints after participants see the size of their phone bills and the nature of some of the questions.

    ITV Play, a pay-to-play quiz channel, has already been ticked off over a question about things you would find in a woman's handbag.

    The suggested answer on its Quizmania show – balaclavas, false teeth and rawl plugs – was condemned by Ofcom as unreasonable.

    People taking part in phone-in games can pay between 60p and £1.50 a call.

    In a hard-hitting report today, the culture committee warns the producers of phone-in programmes that "any practice of misleading viewers" would be "fraudulent" and a "disgrace" to the industry.

    It demands a tougher regulation regime for the new-style "Call TV quiz shows", which have "mushroomed" since early 2005. On some estimates, they now generate between £120 million and £160 million a year.

    In its report, the culture committee said it had "no issue" with this type of show as "many people thoroughly enjoy them".

    "What we object to is the lack of fairness and transparency throughout the process," the MPs said.

    Callers were "generally not told that it is a matter of luck" whether they got through, nor was the call cost "always made as clear as it might be".

    "Citizens Advice told us of another person who received a phone bill for £348 but claimed to have made only about 15 premium rate calls," the report said.

    John Whittingdale, the Tory committee chairman, said: "We heard some pretty disturbing evidence of people being egged on by show presenters to call programmes again and again."

    In one case, a person had made "60 calls within eight minutes" and people could "ill afford" that sort of cost, he said.

    "Allegations of shabby practices by producers and broadcasters" had been made, the committee report added.

    The complaints, ranging from unfair questions to manipulating call-handling procedures to maximise revenue would, if proven, be "tantamount to fraud and should be pursued as offences under criminal law".

    Although allegations appeared to have caused operators to tighten up, "complaints persist".

    MPs called on both Ofcom and the Independent Committee for the Supervision of Standards of Telephone Services (ICSTIS) to be "more energetic" in overseeing the programmes.

    From September this year, the Gambling Commission will monitor all television, newspaper and magazine quizzes to ensure they were difficult enough.

    However, today's report from the culture committee said regulatory control of the phone-in shows had so far been complicated by their "uncertain status" under existing gambling law.

    Noting that the regime would change as a result of gambling legislation, MPs said: "We believe that call TV quiz shows generally look and feel like gambling, whether or not they come within the definition of gambling under the Gambling Act 2005."

    24.1.07

    Horse meat makes comeback as healthy and trendy dish in France

    Despite its tender flavour, there has always something unsettling about a plate of steaming horse meat.

    Those contemplating a taste of the French delicacy have inevitably been put off by its associations with all kinds of equine treasures, from sporting heroes like Desert Orchid to darling childhood ponies. Now, however, Paris chefs and butchers are reviving the meat's fortunes by offering it as a trendy and healthy alternative to beef, pork and lamb.

    Horse meat being sold in a Parisian butchers;
    Horse meat being sold in a Parisian butchers

    The CIV (Centre d'Information des Viandes) meat information service has reported an increase in sales by specialist horse butchers, the so-called "boucheries chevalines".

    Many thought that they were dying out in the 1990s, after their numbers fell to fewer than 1,000, but new ones are opening every day. Most of their produce ends up in expensive restaurants in the fashionable arrondissements much favoured by tourists from Britain and America, countries which have both traditionally viewed horse meat as taboo.

    "One of my biggest challenges is to get British and American diners to try it," said Otis Lebert, a chef who runs the bustling Taxi Jaune, in the Marais district of Paris.

    As he sliced up horse steaks yesterday, Mr Lebert said: "We produce all kinds of dishes with the meat, and it is much better steak than beef."

    As well as a classic entrecote with fried potatoes, his signature dishes include a plump horse cut called "le poire" — or pear — which he presents with a generous slab of foie gras melted over the top. He expects to sell at least seven, priced at £14 each, every night.

    "Horse meat is relatively low in fat and high in iron," said Xavier Panier, a doctor specialising in nutrition and homeopathy. "The food horses eat is extremely natural, and so their meat is easier for our bodies to assimilate."

    Beef, and particularly British beef, is still associated in the French public imagination with health scares, including mad cow disease. Scabies in sheep has also worried lamb eaters.

    While trichinosis — the parasitic disease — has affected fresh horse meat stocks in the past, it is generally viewed as a clean animal. For those who fear that they are being swamped by all kinds of Anglo-American culinary horrors, it is also seen as a reassuring link with the eating habits of old France.

    The first Parisian horse butcher opened in 1866, for those who could not afford beef. When the Prussian Army laid siege to the city in 1870-71, it became a staple diet for a starving population.

    Michel Brunon, who runs his eponymous butcher shop in the Beauvau covered market in eastern Paris, supplies horse meat to numerous Paris restaurants. He used to sell it solely as an "emergency cut" on a Monday — a day when traditional beef butchers shut up shop in France — but now it is on offer every day.

    His assistant, Gaelle Bienvenu, who is 20, said young people were slowly becoming aficionados. One group of young professionals has formed a dining club for horse eaters, called "Le Pony Club".

    Quiztime Quiz Challenge 003

    Weekly Quick Quiz Challenge
    Week 3

    1. In the American military, what does the A stand for in KIA?
    2. In transport, what were first installed on 21 dangerous roads in west London in October 1992?
    3. In football, what is the principal colour of Leeds United home strip?
    4. Which ancient Greek wrote, in his classic text named Politics, that 'man is by nature a political animal'?
    5. In literature, Sarah Woodruff is whose woman, according to the title of John Fowles's novel?
    6. In the human body, the skin is made up of two layers, the epidermis and what other?
    7. In television, who was the first presenter of the children's programme 'Crackerjack' in 1955?
    8. In geography, Norfolk Island in the South Pacific is in which country's territory?
    9. In nature, what S is an evergreen tree with hard, sharp leaves, or needles and cones which hang from the branches?
    10. Who became President of France in 1981?
    11. In maths, if you bought five books at £4.99 each, what would the total cost be?
    12. In language, what is the literal translation of the expression 'vis-à-vis'?
    13. In geography, what P on the River Ribble is the administrative centre of Lancashire?
    14. According to Matthew's gospel, who was arrested in the Garden of Gethsemane after being kissed by Judas?
    15. In politics, who was elected First Minister of the Northern Ireland Assembly in 1998?
    16. In maths, what fraction is a half plus a third?
    17. Which of the following was the first to be nationalised in the 1940's by the Labour government: National Coal Board or Bank Of England?
    18. In music, the viola is the alto member of which family of instruments?
    19. In which country did the first Commonwealth Games take place in 1930?
    20. In food, what is the name given to the small Italian dumplings that can be served in place of Pasta?
    21. What style of architecture developed in England and Normandy between the eleventh and twelfth centuries?
    22. Who wrote the autobiography, 'The Naked Civil Servant'?
    23. In England, OFSTED is the Office For Standards in what field?
    24. What F is commonly a unit of water-depth measurement, originally the distance between a man's fingertips with his arms outstretched?
    25. Norris McWhirter was put 'On The Spot' on what children's show about the Guinness Book of Records?
    26. Which is the study of family origins?
    27. In classical music, which ensemble has more players: Symphony Orchestra or Chamber Orchestra?
    28. Did Givenchy or Dior design costumes for the film 'Breakfast At Tiffany's'?
    29. In which country was the car manufacturer BMW founded?
    30. In politics, the deliberate breaking of a law through non-violent direct action is known as what?
    31. In music, for what is Kiri Te Kanawa famous for?
    32. Which 1939 movie starring Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh was based on a novel by Margaret Mitchell?
    33. In popular culture, what was Dawn French's profession before she became an actress?
    34. In history, in which century was approximately 30 per cent of the English population killed by the Black Death?
    35. Which female pop singer had hits with 'Luka' and 'Marlene On The Wall'?
    36. What colour pigment is made from the metal cobalt?
    37. In geography, where is the Isle of Skye situated: 'Inner or Outer' Hebrides?
    38. In film, which actress plays Tom Cruise's wife in the 1999 movie 'Eyes Wide Shut'?
    39. In which modern country was Christopher Columbus born?
    40. San Juan is the capital of which island in the West Indies?

    Full Quiz with Answers will be posted 31/01/07 (Wed)
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    Quiztime Challenge 002 - The Answers

    1. What is James Bond's favourite drink?
    Vodka Martini
    2. In the animal Kingdom, are Jersey cattle dairy or beef cattle?
    Dairy
    3. In the UK, what is the telephone dialling code for Belfast?
    02890
    4. What gas is added to soft drinks to make them fizzy?
    Carbon Dioxide
    5. Which UK political party's headquarters are at the Dog and Partridge pub in Yateley, Hampshire?
    Monster Raving Loony Party
    6. How many pence are there in one hundred pounds?
    Ten Thousand
    7. Which country derives its name from that of the Aztec war god, Mextili?
    Mexico
    8. In sport, did Jonathan Davies play: Rugby Union, Rugby League or Both?
    Both
    9. Which boy's name can be placed before 'knife', 'pot' and 'hammer' to make new words?
    Jack
    10. Which British fashion designer, the daughter of a former Beatle, launched her own fashion label when she graduated from St Martin's in 1995?
    Stella McCartney
    11. In music, Anne-Sophie Mutter is associated with which instrument?
    Violin
    12. In which Asian country are the Ellora Caves?
    India
    13. In the animal kingdom, what is the name given to a baby lynx?
    Kitten
    14. In which city of Thailand are the Democracy Monument and the Palace Buildings found?
    Bangkok
    15. In politics, what was the nickname of the nineteenth century Prime Minister Lord Palmerston?
    Firebrand
    16. What nationality was the inventor of the Zeppelin airship?
    German
    17. The Indus River in present-day Pakistan gave its name to which religion?
    Hindu
    18. In history, the Sage kings were legendary rulers of which Eastern country?
    China
    19. In pop music, Nick Rhodes plays the keyboards with which British band?
    Duran Duran
    20. Which Charles Dickens novel features the characters John Harmon, Bella Wilfer and Mr Boffin?
    Our Mutual Friend
    21. In folklore, which Y is another name for the Abominable Snowman?
    Yeti
    22. In which county is the coastal resort of Aldeburgh?
    Suffolk
    23. Which 1970's American pop group had members who dressed as a construction worker, a policeman, a soldier and a cowboy?
    Village People
    24. In the UK, which material is traditionally associated with the fifth wedding anniversary?
    Wood
    25. Who played Captain Billy Tyne in the year 2000 film 'The Perfect Storm'?
    George Clooney
    26. If there are eleven French francs to the pound, how many francs are there in £20?
    220
    27. In UK politics, for which party was Tony Banks elected MP for West Ham in 1997?
    Labour
    28. From October to December 2000, the England cricket team toured which country for the first time in thirteen years?
    Pakistan
    29. According to the saying, when mistaken, you are barking up the wrong... what?
    Tree
    30. What is the English name of the Welsh national anthem?
    Land Of My Fathers
    31. In science, what is the study of life and all living things?
    Biology
    32. In sport, in which year are the next Summer Olympic Games due to be held?
    2008
    33. In politics, Saddam Hussein became President of which country in 1979?
    Iraq
    34. What is the name given to a gambling hall, common in places likes Las Vegas?
    Casino
    35. In music, the Beatles were commonly referred to as, what?
    Fab Four
    36. In the Bible, what did Jesus turn into wine?
    Water
    37. In law, capital punishment is also known as the _____ penalty?
    Death
    38. In biology, the stem of a plant usually grows in which direction?
    Upwards
    39. In music, Buddy Holly sang about which Peggy in 1957?
    Sue
    40. In nature, what thin barrier made up of lipid and protein molecules separating the cell contents from its surroundings?
    Membrane

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    Today is carbon judgment day

    Today is carbon judgment day: it is time to find out just where you lie on the carbon emissions scale. No ifs, no buts, no excuses. With the government mulling over possible national carbon rationing schemes, we will all need to get more carbon-literate over the coming years. Are you a low-emitting green angel, or the new Jeremy Clarkson? George Bush, or George Monbiot? It's time to find out the truth.

    First, you need to assemble the evidence. A pen and a piece of paper would be handy too. Let's start with your house. Dig out a year's worth of gas bills if you use gas for central heating and cooking. We'll also need a year of electricity bills and any other fossil fuels you use domestically, such as oil for your boiler or coal for your Aga (God forbid!). The second area to look at is transport. If you own a car, we need the mileage and model to make an emissions estimate. If you don't write down distances driven (and who does?), find your two most recent MoT certificates - they'll give you the overall mileage driven in the year, and you can base an estimate on that. Then think back to your holidays, and any regular commutes you do, to get the gist of your year's worth of travel.

    1. Gas and heating

    Heating is the biggest user of energy in domestic households, accounting for 70% of the energy we use, so reducing it is the best way to get your total down. Yes, we know all about wearing extra jumpers and turning the thermostat down by a degree, but if you actually want to feel comfortable in your home, the three things to think about are insulation, insulation, insulation. If you're in a post-Victorian home, make sure your cavity walls have been done. All lofts should also be insulated to a minimum depth of 30cm, and any more fibreglass you can stuff up there will make your house warmer still. If you are a pensioner or on benefits, you can get grants for this from the government. All this will help you burn less gas.

    So let's start with your gas bills. They'll generally be quarterly, and we need the figures for kilowatt-hours (kWh) from the bill, rather than units from the meter.

    To give you an idea of how profligate or thrifty you are, here are some bog-standard averages, for the average house inhabited by Mr and Mrs J Public in Privet Drive, Godalming, Surrey.

    Small house: 10,000kWh per year.
    Medium house: 20,500kWh per year.
    Mansion: 28,000kWh per year.

    To convert your kWh into carbon emissions, multiply the total by 0.19, and for your personal total, divide by the number of adults in the house.

    Write down your carbon footprint from gas

    "But I don't use gas for heating," I hear you object. Don't worry.

    If you've got an oil-burning boiler, find out the number of litres you use in a year and multiply this figure by 2.975.

    Oil is more carbon-intensive than gas, so people using oil for space and water heating will probably have a higher carbon footprint than those using gas in their houses. But the worst possible option is to use coal: coal is nearly pure carbon, and when you burn it, you get nearly pure carbon dioxide. (Gas, on the other hand, because it has hydrogen atoms in its molecules, produces a lot of water - H2O - when burned.) So take the total weight of coal burned in kilograms and simply double it to get the carbon dioxide emissions.

    Write down your carbon footprint from heating oil and your carbon footprint from coal

    But what if you burn wood? Well, the emissions impact of this is questionable. There is a degree of local pollution from wood smoke to worry about (it smells nice, but many of the particles in wood smoke are highly carcinogenic), but in terms of greenhouse gases, any effect is countered by the regrowing of the trees that were cut down for the logs in your fire. So unless your logs came from a tropical forest clear-cut and which won't be replanted, you can count wood as zero carbon impact. Hooray!

    2. Electricity

    The other big use of power in the home is, of course, electricity. Domestic electricity use just keeps on rising, largely because of our insatiable appetite for more electronic gadgets. Between 1972 and 2002, electricity use in the household sector doubled, and is projected to rise another 12% by 2010. You don't have a cappuccino maker? Pah! Get with it.

    Then there is the standby issue: televisions and digital set-top boxes may never be switched off at the wall (though they should be); hi-fi equipment keeps on humming away long after the Abba Gold CD has played out; phone chargers left plugged in by the kids continue soaking up power too - touch them and you'll see they feel warm. That warmth is electricity, going to waste.

    So, we need your electricity bills - like gas bills, these are usually issued quarterly. If you can't find them, your supplier should still be able to give you a useage figure over the phone (if you can ever get through to the call centre, of course). Figures should be in kilowatt-hours again, please.

    And here are Mr and Mrs J Public's national averages.

    Small house: 1,650kWh per year
    Medium house: 3,300kWh per year
    Bee Gee Mansion: 5,000kWh per year

    To convert this figure into carbon emissions, multiply by 0.43. Don't forget to divide this by the number of adults in the house to get your personal figure. (Now you can see how living alone hugely increases someone's ecological footprint, while house- sharing can halve it at a stroke.)

    Write down your carbon footprint from electricity

    What if you're on a green tariff? This is another grey area. Most green tariffs offered by the big electrical suppliers simply charge you a premium - often matched by the company - which goes into a fund to support renewables projects. This is good, but it doesn't make you carbon-neutral. A greener option by far is offered by the smaller company Good Energy, which pledges to match your electricity use with 100% renewable power. If you're signed up with them, you can put a zero in the box above. Another good option is Ecotricity, which spends more per customer than any other company on new renewable investments.

    3. Transport

    Cars are the bete noire of all environmentalists, and for good reason. Car culture, as well as being unhealthy and ecologically destructive, is self-perpetuating. Before cars were in widespread use, shops or amenities tended to be within walking or cycling distance, within a tightly defined community. Now, with suburban sprawl and the rise of out-of-town shopping, people may have to drive miles to get a pint of milk or a loaf of bread. The average shopping trip in Britain is 4.3 miles - hardly a walkable distance. And the supermarkets tell us it's all about convenience. Hmm.

    Road transport accounts for fully a fifth of the UK's entire national carbon emissions, totalling 33m tonnes in 2004. Road traffic in the UK is on an unrelenting upward trend, and has increased by 10% since Labour came to power in 1997. Because politicians are terrified of being labelled "anti-car" by the motoring lobby, little has been done to persuade people to use public transport or travel less often. Indeed, the economics stack up against it: the real cost of motoring fell by 9% between 1997 and 2005, while bus fares increased by 15% and rail fares by 5%. The government now spends £1bn a year on expanding the road network, despite knowing that this will increase traffic further. And yes, this money could have built an awful lot of wind turbines and solar panels, and insulated a lot of people's houses. Shame, that.

    Now let's calculate your car's carbon emissions. Apart from your mileage, the most important factor here is the type of car you drive. If it's a Jag or a Humvee, then your total's going to be pretty high. To get your total, we need to multiply your mileage by the car's emissions per mile - you can't be expected to know this offhand, so the best thing to do is to find your car model and type on the online database at vcacarfueldata.org.uk. This will give you a figure for emissions in grams per kilometre. Write it down.

    Now multiply this figure by the number of kilometres you drove over the year. (If you're starting with miles, multiply this by 1.609 to get, er, "kilometreage".) Then divide by 1,000 to get the total in kilograms. (Again, make sure this is your personal total - so halve it for journeys made when you shared the car with another adult, for example.)

    Write down your carbon footprint from driving

    Of course, public transport also has a carbon cost attached to it. We're accustomed to thinking of trains as "good", but many people don't know that a small car with three people in it is more efficient per passenger mile than most trains. Trains also generally cover greater distances, so you probably can't afford to skip this part of your carbon budget, tedious as it may be to try and calculate. (Doing your tax return will be a breeze after this!) One time-saving option might be to decide on an average week and multiply it by 52. Regular commuting journeys are easier to tot up, and for occasional bigger journeys you can find the distances between different towns in the UK by using the AA online route planner at theaa.com. Don't give up - we're nearly finished.

    Again, we need kilometres, so multiply mileage figures by 1.609. When you've finished, add up all your carbon cost figures to find out your total.

    Kilometres travelled by train
    Multiply by 0.11 for carbon cost
    Kilometres travelled by bus
    Multiply by 0.09 for carbon cost
    Kilometres travelled by underground
    Multiply by 0.09 for carbon cost
    Kilometres travelled by ferry
    Multiply by 0.47 for carbon cost

    Write down your carbon footprint from public transport

    There. That's done. But wait - haven't we forgotten one very large and increasingly controversial area of emissions? Ah yes: flights. Britain's CO2 emissions from aircraft doubled in the space of a decade between 1990 and 2000, and are projected by the government to double again by 2030. (This is a prophecy that ministers seem determined to make self-fulfilling with their policy to hugely expand airport capacity throughout the country, encouraging still more people to fly.) Aviation's impact on the climate is worsened by fact that jet emissions happen high up in the atmosphere, where they can do most damage. The greenhouse impact of carbon dioxide is also augmented by warming from water vapour in contrails too, as well as other gases emitted by aircraft. In total, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change estimates that direct CO2 emissions from aircraft need to be mulitplied by a factor of 2.7 to account for the full warming effect of flights.

    The reason that flying is so controversial among environmentally aware people is that a single long-haul return flight - say, from London to Sydney - will, by itself, double most people's carbon footprint for the entire year. It's not that aircraft are uniquely bad - indeed, the per-mile emissions are comparable to driving a car the same distance - but that the distances involved are so huge. It is because flights allow us to travel so many thousands of miles in just a few hours that their carbon cost is so high. Having said that, don't imagine that short-haul flights are a good way to get around either, because proportionally more fuel is used in take-off and landing, so short-haul flights are really the worst of all possible transport options.

    If you're reasonably map-literate, the best way to calculate your carbon emissions for any flights you have taken is to visit the website chooseclimate.org/flying. It lets you click your departure point and destination, and does all the calculations for you, with the aviation-emissions multiplier included. Alternatively, if your geography isn't up to finding Lima or Milan on a map of the world, there are plenty of other easy-to-use carbon calculators on the web: carboncalculator.org from the carbon offsets company Climate Care is probably the best, though it will give a slightly lower total for the same flight than Choose Flying, because less of a multiplier is factored in.

    Now take a deep breath, and enter your carbon emissions (in kilograms) from flights in the past year.

    Write down your carbon footprint from flights

    4. Consumption

    We've done household emissions and we've done transport. But add these two together and they comprise only two-thirds of the UK's national emissions. The missing third comes from the industrial sector: manufacturing, retail and services. Every item you buy, from strawberries to CDs, has an energy penalty associated with it: the energy in gathering the raw materials, in processing and manufacturing, transporting and then selling it to you. (Not to mention all those advertising execs sitting in their heated offices in Soho doodling and figuring out how to sell you all this stuff you didn't know you needed in the first place.)

    You won't find this energy penalty quantified on the label, so even if you wanted to you wouldn't be able to go rifling through all your cupboards adding together the damage for each can of baked beans or pair of knickers. So here we really do have to make an informed guess.

    Calculations by George Marshall, carbon lifestyle specialist at the Climate Outreach and Information Network, give us the following shorthand guesstimates:

    · I have the latest of everything, love shopping and eat mostly packaged convenience food: add 3,000kg.

    · I'm fairly thrifty, but buy new things when I need them and get most of my food from supermarkets: add 2,000kg.

    · I mostly grow my own organic food, shop locally, reuse and recyle, and wouldn't touch out-of-season green beans with a bargepole: add 600kg.

    So it's your call. If you lie somewhere in between on this scale, feel free to estimate your own figure. (If only the Inland Revenue was so forgiving.)

    Write down your carbon footprint from consumption

    5. The bottom line

    It's now (drum roll) time for the moment of truth. Go back over these pages and add all the figures together. This should give you a grand total, in kilograms, of carbon emitted during a year. This is your personal carbon footprint.

    Now, write down your total carbon footprint

    So, how did you do? If we add together what a "sustainable" carbon budget might be for the whole world, and then divide it by the global population, we get a figure of about one tonne (1,000kg) per person. Unless you live in a fossil fuel-eschewing eco-village in Somerset, there's every chance you'll be over this total at present and living a climatically unsustainable life. In fact, the national average for the UK is 9,400kg, about 10 times what would be sustainable for the planet. Still, we're not the worst, by any means: the average US carbon footprint is 19,800kg, while the impact on climate of the average Aussie is 18,000kg. Developing countries are far more sustainable: the average Chinese carbon footprint is 3,200kg, while the average Indian emits 1,200kg. Indeed, a good rule of thumb is that the poorer a person is, the less they emit - not a good omen in a world where everybody wants to be middle class. The average Tanzanian is highly sustainable, with a mere 100kg of carbon emissions per year, but it is unlikely that they are happy with this situation.

    No lifestyle assessment would be complete without a spurious grading system, so here's one for your carbon footprint.

    How you compare

    A 1,000-3,000kg Either you're very green indeed, or you're lying. Hopefully it's the former.

    B 3,000-6,000kg You're nearly there. Only a couple of tonnes to go.

    C 6,000-9,000kg You're getting close to the national average. Could do better.

    D 9,000-12,000kg You're an overconsumer. Sort it out now!

    E 12,000-15,000kg You're a carbon criminal. Shouldn't you be reading the Daily Mail?

    F 15,000-18,000kg You're Tony Blair (he came in at 17.9 tonnes). Do send our love to Cliff and Robin.

    G 18,000-21,000kg You live like an American.

    H 21,000+ You're Jeremy Clarkson. Shoot yourself now. For the planet.

    · This article is based on Mark Lynas's book Carbon Counter, published by Collins.

    Radio tags track wasp behaviour

    The researchers looked at a species of paper wasp

    Wasps fitted with miniscule radio tags have helped scientists shed light on the insects' behaviour.

    Rather than just tending their home colonies, the worker wasps also buzzed into nearby relative-holding nests, helping raise the young, the team said.

    The researchers believed the insects were boosting their chances of propagating their genes by nurturing relatives in multiple nests.

    The Zoological Society of London (ZSL) study is published in Current Biology.

    "Nest drifting, which is where individual insects move between different nests, has been described in a few different species of social insects, but it has always been a puzzle as to why they have done this," explained lead author Seirian Sumner of ZSL.

    "It has also been very difficult to quantify - the standard way is to mark the wasps with paint and then carry out nest censuses - so we developed a new method."

    To track the wasps, the team fitted the insects with Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) tags and placed sensors at the entrance of each nest to record their movements, in real time, in and out of the nests.

    Dr Sumner said she got the idea from the Oyster card "touch in, touch out" system used on the London Underground.

    Passing genes

    The researchers, working in the tropics of Panama, looked at an extended colony of 33 nests belonging to a species of paper wasp called Polistes canadensis.

    In each nest, they tagged every female worker (those in the colony responsible for nest maintenance, food gathering and care of the brood), fitting a total of 422 with the RFID tags.

    A "staggering number", 56% of the population, were drifting from nest to nest, Dr Sumner told the BBC News website, many more than previous studies had estimated.

    After further observations, the ZSL team ruled out that the wasps were lost, confused by their tags or trying to lay eggs in their neighbours' nests in a bout of social parasitism.

    Instead, it found the wasps were helping to raise their relatives' young.

    Worker wasps do not reproduce themselves, but by raising relatives - who share their genes - they can pass on genes indirectly, explained Dr Sumner.

    "And these workers are gaining indirect fitness benefit by helping to raise relatives on lots of different nests rather just than their home nests."

    This would be particularly crucial with wasps that face a high likelihood of getting their nests destroyed, such as the P. canadensis, she said.

    "If you have just put all of your efforts into one nest and then that nest gets eaten, then all of this effort is lost and you haven't helped to pass on your genes," Dr Sumner said.

    The researchers expect to find similar behaviour in other insect species.

    Campaign to save nation's £1bn paintings

  • In pictures: Best 25 paintings in private hands
  • The 25 most important paintings in private hands are named today amid growing concern that they may be lost to the nation because rising auction prices will tempt their owners to sell.

    Self-Portrait by Rembrandt, Paintings campaign
    Rembrandt: Self-Portrait

    In a campaign to keep the best of Britain's heritage in the country, Lord Howarth, a former arts minister, called on the Government yesterday to revive its secret Paramount List —a list of works of art so important the Government would step in to buy them for public collections if they ever came on the market.

    Lord Howarth told The Daily Telegraph he wanted to protect objects of "supreme importance" as a matter of urgency. Experts should prepare a small national inventory of no more than 15 paintings and a small handful of sculptures and pieces of furniture that the Treasury would guarantee to buy for the nation at market prices.

    In parallel, the latest edition of Apollo, the specialist art history magazine, will publish a list tomorrow of what it considers the 25 most important Old Masters in private ownership in the country. With a value of at least £1 billion in today's market, almost all of the pictures are owned by "Old Money" and have been handed down through the generations of Britain's most prominent families.

    Though recessions, taxation, stock market crises and personal misfortune caused the break-up of many country houses during the 20th century, some of the wealthiest aristocrats hung on to the family silver.

    Prominent among the owners are the Dukes of Sutherland, Buccleuch and Queensbury, Devonshire and Westminster. The Duke of Sutherland owns the largest collection outside the Royal Family — some 500 major works.

    Only three paintings on the list are owned by "New Money" — a Canaletto bought by the composer Andrew Lloyd Webber for £10 million in 1992, a Joshua Reynolds desperately wanted by the Tate but bought by the Irish tycoon John Magnier in 2001, and a Cézanne bought by the London diamond retailer Lawrence Graff for £1.3 million in 1989.

    One of the paintings, a Leonardo valued at at least £40 million, is missing. It was stolen from the Duke of Buccleuch and Queensbury's Scottish castle three years ago and has not been recovered.

    If one crawls across the carpet...



    Giant African millipede (Natural History Museum)
    Giant African millipedes are sometimes kept as pets
    We all take our work home with us from time to time; except with Stuart Hine, those are not papers he's got in his briefcase.

    Stuart is the manager of the Natural History Museum's Insect Enquiry Service.

    You'll have seen him on the TV and in the papers recently, answering questions about spiders and daddy-longlegs.

    He's the man people call when they think they've got an unusual bug - or want to know why their corner of Britain seems to be overrun with the little blighters this year.

    He gets a steady stream of deliveries to his tight office in the museum's magnificent Waterhouse building on London's Exhibition Road; and lack of space means some new arrivals into the service occasionally get to lodge with Stuart himself.

    Bugs in a Jiffy

    Currently enjoying home comforts is a giant African millipede (Archispirostreptus sp) which came into the museum from Islington in north London.

    Smart suburbia is not in its usual range; there has to be some explanation as to how so exotic a creature could have got there. And Stuart reckons he knows.

    Scorpion (BBC)
    A European scorpion - but unusual for the UK
    "I went to collect it thinking it might be an escaped pet but the lady who found it had recently put bark chipping down in her garden. It could have come in with that if the chippings originated in Africa - but there it was, wandering across her decking."

    Rattling around in a Perspex box on Stuart's desk is another interloper - a scorpion (Euscorpius italicus). It's small but don't let that fool you - a little prick from this fellow and you'd think you'd been stung by a bee.

    It more than likely came in from Portugal, a passenger in someone's luggage as they jetted back from holiday.

    The scorpion was sent to Stuart in a Jiffy bag. When he opened the package, the creature climbed out. One has to be slightly wary of padded envelopes on his desk.

    The British winters

    At the moment, it's all about spiders. One in particular has been keeping the phone lines buzzing. It's the wasp spider (Argiope bruennichi), a centimetre-sized arachnid with bright yellow stripes.

    Stuart Hine (Natural History Museum)
    It is going to be exceptional for anything exotic to turn up
    Stuart Hine
    This invader from the continent has been on the south coast of England since the 50s, but in the last 10-15 years, its numbers and range have increased sharply. It's now being seen in Surrey and Wiltshire. Recordings are up 200% on last year.

    "People assume it's because it is getting so hot in the summer. It's not; it's because the winters are less severe," explains Hine.

    "We've now got three or four parasitic wasps and a couple of social wasps, for example. These creatures are on the northern extreme of their range in Europe. Things ebb and flow; they've been coming in for hundreds, probably thousands, of years.

    "When the cycle of weather is favourable, they colonise; when it goes colder, they retreat back again. Now, of course, it looks as though we're no longer in a cycle and things are going in one direction."

    Unexpected 'bargains'

    A beneficiary is the daddy-longlegs spider, Pholcus phalangioides, (not to be confused with crane flies, also known as daddy-longlegs). Once a rare sight on the southern coast, it is now widespread in south-east homes.

    Of course, you'd think the English Channel would be a natural barrier to the northern march of Europe's insects - and it is - but international trade and our jet-set lifestyles offer these interlopers a toll-free bridge.

    Wasp spider (Natural History Museum)
    Wasp spiders are pushing north from their south-coast stronghold
    The classic example is the banana spider (Heteropoda venatoria) which - you guessed it - is occasionally seen with shipments of bananas.

    It's quick and will certainly give you a bite, but Hine says people need to calm their fears that climate warming and globalisation is going to the see the UK overrun with dangerous arachnids.

    "In general, 99.99% of anything you are likely to find in your home is going to be a common British spider," he says.

    "It is going to be exceptional for anything exotic to turn up. In the case of banana spiders, for example, you have to remember that they will have been chilled, spent perhaps weeks at sea and probably washed. Most - if they get as far as the supermarket - will be dead."

    The Natural History Museum's Insect Information Service mainly takes calls from members of the public relating to insects that they have found in their home or garden, however it also provides an identification service for commercial companies.

    The commercial enquiries mainly concern the specific identification of pests and inclusions associated with crops, and stored, shipped or processed food products.

    23.1.07

    Flying dinos had bi-plane design

    Microraptor   Image: PNAS
    Microraptor was a small, feathered dinosaur
    The first flying dinosaurs took to the air in a similar way to a World War I bi-plane, a study shows.

    A fresh analysis of an early feathered fossil dinosaur suggests that it dropped its hind legs below its body, adopting a bi-plane-like form.

    This contrasts with earlier reconstructions showing the dinosaur maintaining its wings in a tandem pattern, a bit like a dragonfly.

    Details appear in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences journal.

    The ancestors of modern birds are thought to have been small, feathered, dinosaurs.

    Microraptor gui, which lived 125 million years ago, was one of the earliest gliders. It appears to have utilised four wings, as it had long and asymmetric flight feathers on both its hands and feet.

    Spread 'em

    An initial assessment of Microraptor fossils from China suggested the animal spread its legs out laterally and maintained its wings in a tandem pattern, in a similar manner to dragonflies.

    Now, researchers Sankar Chatterjee and R Jack Templin offer an alternative hypothesis.

    Biplane in Seattle-Tacoma airport terminal  Image: AP
    The evolution of bird flight may mirror aviation history
    Their evaluations of the limb joints and feather orientation indicate that a tandem wing design would neither have achieved suitable lift, nor enabled Microraptor to walk on the ground easily.

    Instead, the scientists report that its hind legs were positioned below the body, in a bi-plane fashion.

    Dr Chatterjee, from Texas Tech University in Lubbock, US, explained that two lines of evidence had led the team to this conclusion.

    Firstly, the researchers argue, dinosaurs and birds move their legs in a vertical plane, not sideways as the tandem flight pattern requires.

    Secondly, the feathers on Microraptor's hind legs are asymmetrical; one of the two vanes that extend either side of the shaft is narrower than the other.

    Forward facing

    Aerodynamically, the narrow leading edge of these feathers should face forward in flight, against the direction of airflow. This would have given the flying reptiles lift.

    In the tandem pattern, these would have faced sideways.

    "We had no other choice but to go for the bi-plane configuration," Dr Chatterjee told BBC News.

    Artist's impression of Microraptor and a biplane  Image: Jeff Martz
    The similarities may reflect a common solution to the same problem (Image: Jeff Martz)
    A computer flight simulation using this design showed that Microraptor would undulate up and down, an ideal approach for gliding between trees.

    The research might also shed light on a contentious debate over the evolution of bird flight.

    Some researchers argue that this evolutionary development occurred from the ground up. Others contend that small, feathered dinosaurs were already living in treetops and developed flight in order to get from one tree to another.

    This "trees down" model is the one favoured by Chatterjee and Templin.

    Alternatively, the bi-plane-like phase could just represent a failed evolutionary experiment.

    The Wright stuff

    If one accepted the evolutionary importance of the bi-plane formation, there were striking parallels between bird flight and the development of aircraft, said Dr Chatterjee.

    Archaeopteryx, regarded as the earliest fossil bird, has what could be described as a monoplane design.

    The shift from a bi-plane to a monoplane design could have been facilitated by a much broader wingspan which would have provided increased lift. This mirrors historical developments in aviation.

    "We see that the Wright brothers came up with a design for which there was no precedent in nature at the time," said Dr Chatterjee.

    "This shows us that if there is a problem in engineering, sometimes there are only one or two possible solutions."

    Flotsam and Jetsam

    Goods washed ashore at Branscombe beach, Devon, Napoli shipwreck
    Locals remove goods washed ashore at Branscombe beach, Devon

    Pssst! Could oy interest you in a noice BMW motorbike, evurr so sloightly wet? Then again, what harrm did a little seawarter ever do to a BMW? German engineering brought to you via a little Devonian enterprise! What about a few carsks of woine — come in handy, would they? Or some useful caar paaarts, as we say in this paaart of the wurld? Dog food? A few biscuits, perraps a tad salty now? Nappies? They be yurr sart of thing?

    The contents of containers from the stricken vessel MSC Napoli, grounded just off the South Coast, have been washing up on the beaches of Devon’s World Heritage Jurassic shore like a latter-day reprise of Whisky Galore — Compton Mackenzie’s book, and subsequent Ealing comedy, that was inspired by the 1941 shipwreck of the SS Politician and the scramble among Scottish islanders to lay their hands on the ship’s cargo of whisky.



    It is, in fact, the responsibility of the Napoli’s owners to clean up the beaches. But civic-minded Britons have gallantly stepped in to help the vessel’s owners in their time of crisis, without waiting to be asked; as briskly as if tidying up the debris on the village green after the annual fête.

    Especially busy is the beach at Branscombe, a haven during the Napoleonic Wars for smugglers dodging duties on goods, a time when a cry of “The coast is clear!” would ring out from the Lookout at Branscombe Mouth. Once again it is speckled with scavengers, sifting through steering wheels, exhaust pipes and beauty creams.

    Beachcombers have no doubt heeded police advice that it is an offence for them not to report anything they have taken to the Receiver of Wreck. Well, of course. It’s just their sense of tidiness that’s bringing them there, officer; that’s all.

    Dawn breaks and the treasure hunters emerge with their haul



    Three men wrestle a BMW motorcycle up the shingle

    As dawn broke over the steeply shelving shingle banks of Branscombe beach in South Devon yesterday, a motley procession of figures emerged from the gloom, struggling with heavy loads.

    One was bowed under a complete stainless steel car exhaust system, another clutched a brand new headlight housing for a BMW. A man struggled with two large bin bags of disposable nappies, while others dragged sacks of shoes and perfume. A tractor laden with car gearboxes, two large oak barrels and a silver BMW motorcycle made its way up the beach. Not since Whisky Galore has there been such a scramble for salvage. The procession continued through the day as though carried by a column of ants.

    The great Devon takeaway began when 105 containers were washed off a stricken cargo ship run aground on a shingle bank a mile offshore. About 40 washed ashore at Branscombe, where they broke open in the waves and deposited their contents on the beach.

    The MSC Napoli’s cargo would put a hypermarket to shame. The containers, loaded in Antwerp and destined for ports around the world, contained motorcycles, cars, tractors, veterinary supplies, toys, Polish bibles, televisions, cosmetics, thousands of children’s plastic bowls and clothing. Debris littered the shore as far as the eye could see.

    During the night about 200 people ignored appeals by the police to stay away, and helped themselves. Craig Marsh, 23, Tom Stapley, 21 and Hector Bird, 33, had arrived at 10pm to watch the salvage operation and ended up going home with a new BMW K1200GT motorcycle worth £12,000.

    The bike was one of about 50 liberated from one of the containers by locals with bolt cutters. The machines had been packed in their cardboard shipping crates along with keys, papers and sufficient fuel to get them off the beach, though not without a struggle. More of the ship’s cargo, rolls of cloth, were laid on the shingle to help them to get a grip.

    Mr Marsh, a website designer, Mr Stapley, a Royal Marine, and Mr Bird, a gardener, had one small problem that prevented them from following the procession of shiny new bikes up the hill from the beach. While their backs were turned, someone had stolen the front wheel.

    Mr Marsh said: “We just came down to do a bit of sightseeing, not looking for salvage. We have a friend coming down with a van then we will do it up and decide what to do with it.” The handful of police officers patrolling the beach made no attempt to stop people removing goods as long as they had filled out a form giving their details and those of their loot for the official Receiver of Wreck, Sophia Exelby.

    Miss Exelby said: “All of the items remain the property of the owners. If people have already taken things they need to fill out a form. It is a legal obligation. If they do not fill out a form and just remove goods it is theft, pure and simple.”

    Legal complications did not worry builder Gareth Topping, 32, from Sidmouth, who helped himself to a R1200RT BMW motorcycle worth £9,095. He said: “I saw about 30 BMW bikes all boxed up in pretty good nick. Police gave us the go-ahead and we just started to search through things. There must have been 300 people down here doing the same.

    “I did fill out a form and was told if the shipping firm doesn’t try to get it back within a year it is mine.”

    Eight men stood around a pallet laden with 12 new BMW gearboxes worth at least £1,800 each. Each had taken two men to carry a few yards up the beach, but the car park was still half a mile away. They eventually decided to call on a fisherman to collect them in his boat.

    Besides commercial goods there were crates of personal possessions. One had the names “Anita and Jan Bokdal, Cape Town” written in marker pen on the side. Inside, a scavenger burrowed through the Bokdals’ belongings, passing out waterlogged clothes and brass ornaments.

    Michael Wheeler, who was lining them up on top of the container, said: “We’ll take anything that’s worth money. There was a good quality tea set but unfortunately a couple of the cups got broken. I don’t feel bad. It’s only going back in the sea if we don’t take it.”

    Last night, the Bokdals, contacted in Cape Town by The Times, said they had been shipping goods worth €200,000 (£130,000) there from Sweden, including family heirlooms and sports equipment.

    “It’s very, very sad,” Mr Bokdal said. “We didn’t have that much insurance. We’ve lost paintings, carpets, a smoking table which belonged to my mother. We had bought lots of new sports equipment and clothes, some of which we were going to give to the poor here in Cape Town. My wife and I fill boxes and go door to door.”

    Back at Branscombe beach, security guards hired by the insurers were on their way to prevent any more items being taken. The greatest free-for-all since the glory days of Devon’s 18th-century wreckers was coming to an end.

    The law on salvage

  • People who salvage goods from a wreck have common law right to a reward in return for their booty, unlike those who loot an overturned lorry on the highway
  • Under maritime law, they are regarded as removing the wrecked goods for protection and safekeeping and are rewarded for that
  • An individual who finds goods must make a report to the Receiver of Wreck within 28 days
  • Under the Merchant Shipping Act 1995 it is not a crime to recover jetsam (items washed up by the sea) but it is illegal to fail to declare it or refuse to surrender it when asked
  • Anyone who does not return the goods after being asked to do so can be prosecuted and fined up to £2,500
  • Andrew Nicholas, a partner and maritime transport expert at Clyde & Co, a shipping law firm, said that the law dated back hundreds of years. Mr Nicholas, whose firm represents the cargo insurers in the Napoli case, said that the insurers would often put up a guarantee to pay any salvage award
  • While individuals have a claim at common law, the big salvage operators often have their claims determined in what is called a Lloyd’s Open Form arbitration
  • This provides for a scheme to assess the appropriate reward: the amount is determined by such factors as the time, difficulty and risks involved in salvaging the goods and their worth

  • Graphic: Rich pickings in Lyme Bay

    22.1.07

    Dining alone? Call up a guest on screen

    Technology has come up with the answer for people living along who dislike solitary meals: the virtual family dinner, where relatives hundreds of miles apart get together for a chat.

    The virtual family dinner
    With Accenture’s new technology, lonely diners can transform mealtimes into a family affair using an interactive screen

    Accenture, the consulting company, is exploiting the explosion in broadband access to provide lonely people, notably the elderly, with a way to get together with relatives as often as they'd like, updating the traditional family meal.

    The concept is simple. An elderly woman in, say, Scotland, prepares a meal and, as she sits down to eat, a screen, which is transparent when not in use, pops up at the end of the table.

    A computer program runs through a directory of pre-registered family members and friends to find someone who is "available for dinner" - or, at least, a conversation.

    The virtual guest's image is then projected on to the screen and the solitary diner no longer feels that she is eating alone.

    "We are trying to really bring back the kind of family interactions we used to take for granted," said Dadong Wan, a senior researcher in Accenture's laboratories in Chicago.

    Recent figures showed that more than half of women aged over 75 lived alone, and a survey by Help the Aged disclosed that television was the main source of company for nearly half of all over-65s.

    "The whole idea is to make sure they eat right," said Mr Wan. "Recent studies have already shown that people at high risk of under-nourishment consume more than 100 calories extra per meal if they eat with someone else present."

    When a prototype becomes available, in no more than a year or two, it is likely to cost up to £500 per household, Mr Wan said. Insurance companies and Government agencies could one day help to pay for the system, much as they do for home helps, once they see its benefits.

    Entire village suspected of mayor's murder

    Miguel Grima was not a well-liked man. As mayor of a tiny hamlet in the foothills of the Pyrenees in northern Spain he had ruffled a few feathers.

    The village of Fago in Spain: mayor murdered
    Police are considering the entire population of the village as suspects

    The farmers turned against him when he put a stop to the centuries-old custom of herding livestock through village.

    The hunters got annoyed when he refused to issue them with shooting licences and the local drinkers revolted after he prevented the settlement's only bar from setting out tables on the terrace in summer.

    He had repeatedly received anonymous threatening letters and reportedly told friends recently that he feared for his life and he was considering standing down as mayor of Fago at the next election.

    So last Friday evening when he failed to return home from a late council meeting in a nearby town, his wife took his absence seriously and contacted police.

    The next day the battered body of Mr Grima was discovered in a roadside ditch. He had been shot at least four times in the head and chest at point-blank range.

    Police believe Mr Grima was the victim of a meticulously planned ambush involving at least three perpetrators and, in a move worthy of an Agatha Christie murder mystery, the police are considering the entire population of the village as suspects.

    Fago, the second smallest village in the province of Aragon, comprises fewer than 90 stone-built residences tightly packed on cobbled streets around a 16th century Romanesque church, a stone's throw from the ancient pilgrimage route to Santiago de Compostela.

    Always quiet in the winter months, the place resembles a ghost town as this week the majority of the 37 permanent residents have been taken in for questioning by the police and have had to give DNA samples.

    Those who own property for use as a weekend getaway or holiday home are also being sought. Although no official statement has yet been given, the Guardia Civil have indicated that they strongly believe those responsible for the murder of the 50-year-old mayor bore a grudge over his policies in the village.

    There is no shortage of contenders. During his 12 years in office, the mayor, a member of the conservative Popular Party and the owner of the village's only guest house, had been involved in almost four dozen individual court cases with homeowners in Fago.

    He had taken out injunctions to prevent people making home improvements and closed down a bed and breakfast because it competed for business with his own establishment.

    Mr Grima had even incurred the wrath of the parents of the only two children living in the village by banning basketballs and shooting hoops in the village's only flat area - the central plaza.

    The most public battle in recent times came about after the mayor imposed taxes of almost 400 euros a month on outdoor tables at Fago's only drinking establishment – the Casa Moriega bar – an amount locals consider high for an isolated village which attracts only a modest number of visitors in summer.

    To protest against the prohibitively high tax, the owners of the bar hung a huge banner on the facade of the building stating: "Fago is not Madrid, not Paris, not London... Fago is not New York."

    Santiago Miramar, the only villager who would comment on this week's events, said there were few in Fago who didn't consider themselves an enemy of the mayor.

    "He was an unpleasant man who ran this place like his personal kingdom. He made life difficult for most of us but for a select few he made life impossible," he said.

    Another villager, who refused to be named because he had been told by a judge that no one was to speak publicly while they were under suspicion, said: "Revenge is a dish best served cold. I'm not saying anything more than that."

    Britons flocking to rural France for the joys of la vie Anglaise

    With their church bells, market stalls selling Stilton and Cheddar, and local cricket teams, there are few more heart-warming evocations of 1950s Britain.

    Children play safely on manicured greens, front doors are left open day and night, and hazy summer days really do feel as though they will last forever.

    A village green cricket pitch; British moving to France
    Many Britons miss evocative things such as village cricket on a Sunday afternoon

    In fact, the erstwhile attractions of "La Vie Anglaise" are now such an integral part of French small towns and villages that they have become a key reason for British people moving across the Channel.

    Research carried out by Montesquieu University in Bordeaux, south-west France, and presented to the Foreign Office, highlights the nostalgic ambitions of 2,750 British people planning to move to France in the next three years.

    Rather than being attracted by fresh daily croissants, communal pétanque, or other aspects of French rural living, almost all expressed a desire to return to a country where old-fashioned British values prevailed.

    Marie-Martine Gervais-Aguer, the author of the study, said: "A lot of these people come from urbanised areas.

    They are looking for an authentic experience that fits in with their dreams. Freshly farmed food, the security of a tight-knit community – all of these things people associate with a typical French village that they feel no longer exists in Britain. There is a nostalgia for the way British villages used to be 50 years ago."

    The fact that homes in the French countryside are affordable – with prices related to salaries and pensions – is another huge attraction. Britons are now buying some 20,000 homes in France a year – spending more than £2 billion.

    The Bordeaux study found that, compared with other foreigners in France, the British are "strongly over-represented" in rural areas, with few choosing cities such as Paris or Lyon, or the coast.

    Nearly 70 per cent of those planning to buy a home in France want to live in the countryside, with Aquitaine in the south-west and Poitou-Charentes, the next region to the north, by far the most popular areas.

    The most sought-after part of Aquitaine is the Dordogne, which has more than 20,000 permanent British residents – a figure which is likely to swell to around 100,000 when holiday homes in picturesque towns and villages are taken into account.

    Typical is Eymet, a 13th century settlement on the river Dropt, which has been nicknamed "Little England".

    Gini Cook, 45, moved to Eymet from Britain with her family three years ago and now runs the Bizarre gift shop near the main square.

    "There are all kinds of attractions which bring you right back in time, " she said. "There's very little crime, services like the post and transport work, and everyone is generally a lot more polite than in Britain. Property prices are a lot more reasonable too."

    A three-bedroom home with swimming pool and land costs between £100,000 and £250,000 in the Dordogne.

    "There may be British people who can afford these kind of prices in the Dordogne, but not if they stayed in Britain," said Jean Michel Magnac, the mayor of Eymet.

    News - Online TV (Reuters)





    Rising star Mika hits number one

    Mika
    Mika leads three new artists in this week's top three singles places
    Pop newcomer Mika has scored his debut UK number one hit, ending X Factor winner Leona Lewis's reign at the top.

    Beirut-born, London-based Mika, who topped the BBC's Sound of 2007 poll earlier this month, has risen two places with his single Grace Kelly.

    Lewis slipped to number six after four weeks on top with A Moment Like This.

    And Doctor Who star Billie Piper's 1999 hit Honey to the Bee appeared at number 17 thanks to new chart rules after a campaign by BBC Radio 1's Chris Moyles.

    TOP FIVE UK SINGLES
    1. Mika - Grace Kelly
    2. Just Jack - Starz in Their Eyes
    3. The View - Same Jeans
    4. JoJo - Too Little Too Late
    5. Eric Prydz vs Floyd - Proper Education
    Source: Official UK Charts Company
    Moyles asked listeners to download the song to see if he could influence the new charts.

    Rules changed at the start of January to mean all downloads count towards the chart - no matter when they were released or whether a CD single version is out.

    The top three on this week's chart were all by new artists, with Just Jack at two with Starz in Their Eyes and rock band The View at three with Same Jeans.

    Soul singer Amy Winehouse kept her place at the top of the album chart with Back to Black, while James Morrison remained in second place with Undiscovered.

    Lily Allen rose seven places to number six with Alright, Still... five days after receiving four Brit Award nominations.

    Poster boy

    Man and Baby




    Each decade has its iconic poster. Man and Baby, which sold at auction for thousands this week, was the defining image of the 1980s, capturing the then nascent New Man and making fortunes in the process.

    By the photographer Spencer Rowell's own admission, Man and Baby, or L'Enfant, is "a bit cheesy". There's a cute baby, but the eye is drawn to the buffed and muscular male specimen cradling said infant in his lap.

    It made model Adam Perry a hit with the ladies, and a fortune for the photographer and the poster shop Athena, selling more than five million copies.

    Twenty-one years after its release, at auction on Thursday, a print of the image went for £2,400 - considerably more than the price paid in the late 1980s by scores of students and young professionals keen to brighten up rented walls.

    Breakfast at Tiffany's
    Classic film posters remain popular
    Today, pinning up posters remains a way to make a rented house a home. At Exeter student Simon Manning's flat, classic images - Audrey Hepburn and co - jostle alongside posters for bands.

    The Blu tac ban familiar to many is still in place. But in a world of house makeovers, framed prints from homeware shops are also present.

    The original Athena chain has folded, but a newer purveyor of pictures operates under that name on many a High St. For many of the chain's customers, the medium matters as much as the image, with large, chunky, frameless canvases popular sellers, typically of sunsets and seascapes.

    Also popular with today's poster buyers are iconic images from the 90s, such as the Gallagher brothers and Pulp Fiction. Then there's the growing trend for DIY artwork - well, enlargements of our own digital photos.

    But in past decades there were defining images - how and why were they so iconic?

    THE 1960S: HENDRIX ET AL

    Woman looking at Jimi Hendrix poster
    Hendrix - everything a rebel wanted
    Marianne Faithful in unzipped tight leathers for the poster promoting Girl on a Motorcycle summed up the music and film zeitgeist of 60s posters.

    But the ultimate image was a monochrome Jimi Hendrix headshot, "because it's everything your parents didn't want you to have anything to do with," says David Lee, editor of art paper The Jackdaw.

    "The long hair, spaced-out expression, the fag. Youth culture was about identifying with something your parents thought ridiculous."

    This was the first generation to put the blown-up poster of his face on student walls and squatters digs - alongside other prominent rock and roll images, such as The Who guitarist Pete Townshend, arm aloft, about to windmill into a guitar chord. Or the psychedelic pink, yellow and green of Cream's Disraeli Gears album.

    This was about more than simply expressing a preference for a rock band, says Mr Lee.

    "It was nothing to do with rock 'n' roll. It was something new, because prior to that, everyone had been very polite, and in Pete Townshend, here was a guy who was about to smash his guitar to pieces."

    THE 1970S: TENNIS'S SOFT SIDE

    Tennis Girl
    Enter the 70s, and walking away from the camera is a teenage model, tennis dress hitched up as she scratches her knickerless bottom. Tennis Girl by Martin Elliot is an image recalled by critics and public alike.

    But experts find little to recommend such a popular image. Of those contacted, some refused to discuss the image - one dismisses it as "mere masturbation material" and another derides it as "of an unreconstructed time".

    For Howard Sounes, the author of Seventies: The Sights, Sounds and Ideas of a Brilliant Decade, it is "just soft porn". And its massive sales can be attributed to "teenage boys who had it on their bedroom walls - if your mum would let you - or at public school, where they encourage that kind of thing.

    "I don't imagine any girls bought it; I can't imagine any adult having it. It is the equivalent of a picture today of Kelly Brook in a playboy bunny outfit."

    It has of-the-decade soft focus and muted colours. Dated it may be, yet its huge sales have made a lasting impression. Both Kylie and tennis player Anna Kournikova have recreated the image in photo shoots.

    Mr Elliot admits his poster is "not a picture I would buy", but puts its appeal down to the seaside postcard spirit of the image, coupled with "one of the world's fantasies that you are going to see up a woman's skirt".

    But for Mr Sounes, the defining images of the decade should be David Hockney's paintings, the Pompidou Centre, David Bowie, Joni Mitchell, above the "naff, nasty stuff" recalled by children of that decade.

    THE 1980S: NEW MAN BARED

    Man and Baby

    Three factors led Man and Baby selling by the truckload, says Andrew Renton, curating director at Goldsmiths, University of London and a Turner Prize judge.

    The image of a smooth-chested hunk, skin to skin with a baby boy subverts more than 1,000 years of art history, replacing the Madonna and child. "The bloke is left holding the baby, and art history never did that before," says Mr Renton.

    The 1986 image perfectly depicts the era's ideal of a caring, sharing New Man. A man toned, but not bulging; caring, not aggressive; "an impossible vision" of manhood.

    Where young males bought Tennis Girl, young women plumped for Man and Baby - not just for eye-candy, but because of the message it gives off.

    "It's not just 'phwoar', it's a much deeper rooted fantasy. It says 'I want this man and I want babies'. It's a complex fantasy that combines sexuality and a nurturing desire - but one wouldn't normally mean to be so public about it."

    Today, it looks dated - the square-jawed model, the airbrushing, stonewash jeans, the Chippendale-esque pectorals, the man holding the baby while the power-suited woman goes off to run the company.

    "It's definitely the 80s equivalent of the 70s Tennis Girl scratching her bum. It told us how reconstructed we had all become."

    10 things we didn't know last week

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    Snippets from the week's news, harvested, diced and sliced for your convenience.

    1. Cloudy apple juice is healthier than clear, containing almost double the antioxidants which protect against heart disease and cancer.
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    2. Eating tomatoes and broccoli in the same meal is more effective at fighting prostate cancer than separately, according to a study at the University of Illinois.

    3. The infant in iconic 1980s poster Man and Baby was named Stelios.

    4. Gordon Brown prefers the X Factor to Big Brother.

    5. Campaigners believe unpaid care of the elderly in the UK saves the British state £57bn a year.
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    6. China opens a new coal-fired power station every five days.
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    7. Just 200 people are responsible for most of the large-scale vandalism on the rail network.

    8. School starts at age three in France - and many children start at two.

    9. Thursday's storm - the most powerful to hit England since Burns Night 1990 - caused even more damage in northern Europe after developing what's known as a "sting jet", caused by cold air high above the clouds rushing down to Earth like an avalanche of high wind.

    10. Citrus fruit growers in California use wind machines to protect their crops from frost damage.
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    (Sources: 2: The Times, 16 January; 3: Independent, 16 Jan; 4: Daily Mirror, 18 Jan; 6: BBC One news, 17 Jan; 7: The Times, 15 Jan; 8 and 9: G2, 18 Jan. 9: The Times, 19 Jan.)

    Prawn again: return of the 1970s

    The humble prawn cocktail must have felt like a fish out of trendy water. Duck à l'Orange might as well have flown off to a distant land and Black Forest Gâteau clearly was ashamed to show its rich, calorific face in public.

    But times change and the wilderness years are finally over for these and other staples of 1970s cuisine, as they make a long overdue return to restaurant and dinner party menus and, indeed, to supermarket shelves.

    Prawn cocktail
    Fish out of water: 1970s inspired prawn cocktail is back

    Even celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal saw fit to include Black Forest Gâteau as one of his prized dishes on the recent BBC series In Search of Perfection, while the classic cookery book, The Prawn Cocktail Years, is back in print and selling like… like the Bay City Rollers used to in 1975.

    "It doesn't surprise me in the least," says Adrian Searing, chef-director of the Christopher's group of restaurants. "People in their 30s and 40s are harking back to when they grew up. It's no different to what happens with music.

    There's a nostalgia for the past and then you want to share it with your own children. But it's more than that, because 1970s food is back in fashion on merit. In fact, if I had to choose my all-time favourite dinner it would be the 1970s all the way through."

    He's not alone. For many of us, this would mean starting with prawn cocktail - perhaps with a slight twist, such as the inclusion of a scoop of guacamole in the bottom of the glass dish (as happens at Christopher's in Covent Garden) - while making absolutely sure that the lettuce is both crisp and properly shredded, with a few slices of crustless, buttered brown bread on the side.

    Then we might struggle to choose between Steak Garni, Coq au Vin and Trout with Almonds, before leaving just enough room (quite a lot of room, actually) for profiteroles, lemon meringue pie or crème caramel.

    But, then, of course, Peach Melba and Pavlova would cut up rough if they were left out, and cheesecake - forever associated with Mike Leigh's iconic 1970s play Abigail's Party - wouldn't be too happy either.

    Peach Melba and Pavlova have some solid history behind them.

    The former is so-called because Dame Nellie Melba, the legendary soprano, lent her name to the dish after it was thrown together by Georges Escoffier in a moment of passion following the singer's delectable performance in Wagner's Lohengrin. Pavlova, meanwhile, was created by an enterprising chef in Western Australia during the 1930s in honour of the ballerina, Anna Pavlova, who looked perfect in her creamy, meringue-like tutu.

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    Step back in time: a roaring success, trout with almonds

    Antony Worrall Thompson thinks the success of retro 1970s dishes has to do with a longing for simple, homely food.

    "I put avocado prawns on the menu as a joke but they are now the biggest sellers in my restaurants," he says, adding that sausage and mash have been "walking out the door".

    It's a similar tale at Marks & Spencer, where there's been an extraordinary run on 1970s desserts, with sales of cheesecake, tiramisu, Black Forest Gâteau, profiteroles and apple strudel all up by almost a fifth in the past 12 months.

    These, and so many other favourites from three decades ago, have struggled to overcome their naff image, but overcome it they have.

    Boeuf à la Bourguignonne, for example, has endured much derision and yet, cooked properly (with large pieces of lean meat, not little squares that turn to mush), it is showing signs of revival.

    Then there are those Anglo/French successes such as Chicken Chasseur and Oeufs en Cocotte that never vanished from French menus but have been overlooked here for far too long.

    My favourite is Coquilles St Jacques, a glorious concoction that combines French finesse with English stodge. Made correctly, it should have crusty mashed potato piped around the outside of the shell containing the scallops, with breadcrumbs and grated cheese sprinkled on top.

    "If you can cook these 1970s classics, then you can cook anything," says Shona Bigland, who runs her own catering company in west London.

    "People are turning away from fussy modern inventions, where a piece of meat sits on a bed of spinach that in turn sits on a few potatoes. They want something traditional that has been passed down through the generations. In some ways, I think the return of the prawn cocktail is a desire to be rooted."

    Is it time to lighten our darkness?

    When David Cameron led his shadow cabinet out of London last week in pursuit of support in northern England and Scotland, did he tell voters there that one of his MPs will this week seek to deprive them of their daylight on these dark winter mornings?

    On Friday, Tim Yeo, the MP for Suffolk South, will introduce a private member's Bill proposing a three-year experiment in moving the clocks forward by an hour so that the UK is on the same time as most of continental Europe. In winter we would be one hour ahead of GMT and in the summer two hours ahead.

    Over the past 15 years or so, we have had umpteen attempts in both the Commons and the Lords to effect this change, or something like it, to wit: the Lighter Evenings Experiment Bill; The Lighter Evenings Bill; Extension to Summer Time Bill; Time Zone and Summer Time Devolution Bill; British Time (Extra Daylight) Bill; Western European Time Bill; Central European Time Bill; and Summertime (Amendment) Bill. They all failed. I like, in particular, the "extra daylight" measure. We do not get extra daylight by passing a law; we make different use of the existing daylight.

    Why should Mr Yeo's Energy Saving (Daylight) Bill escape the same fate as its predecessors? It probably won't, but it has two things going for it: its opponents can be accused of not doing enough to save the planet from global warming, and it is second on the annual list of balloted backbench measures.

    This gives it a greater than usual chance of becoming law. Although it does not have Government support – which is crucial to the success of private members' Bills, because of timetabling constraints – ministers could always think again if the tide of public opinion ran strongly with its sponsors.

    A recent YouGov poll for The Daily Telegraph indicated a clear majority for the idea. Only in Scotland – which would suffer most from the dark winter mornings – was there wholesale opposition. But with the Union such a live issue, should the Scottish tail continue to wag the English dog?

    I was at school during the last such experiment, known as British Standard Time, which operated between 1968 and 1971. It involved keeping the clocks one hour ahead of GMT throughout the year and, even living as far south as Kent, the mornings were miserably dark and long during the winter.

    Children were issued with fluorescent armbands to make sure we weren't mowed down crossing the roads. Funnily enough, I cannot recall being grateful for having an extra hour of daylight at the end of the day, presumably because it was dark by 5.30pm anyway in winter and made no difference in summer.

    The experiment was scrapped by the Commons at the first opportunity on a free vote by 361 to 81. It had proved hugely unpopular, not just in Scotland but in northern England, north Wales and Northern Ireland, too. Between November 26 and February 1, the sun did not rise until after 9am anywhere north of Manchester. In the 35 years since, nothing has changed. Britain has not sunk further south or moved further east. There is no more light to be used than there was then, so why does almost every year bring another attempt in Parliament to make this change?

    The arguments and counter-arguments have been well rehearsed.

    The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents claims that the adoption of single-double summer time would result in 100 fewer road deaths; yet my recollection of the last experiment is that it resulted in more fatalities among children going to school.

    Farmers and builders are said to prefer lighter evenings, though not in the north, and proponents say we would have more time for leisure and sport, yet this mostly takes place in the summer when we already have plenty of daylight, unlike continental countries further south.

    Of course, the European Commission wants to eradicate differences within the EU, though why Warsaw should be on the same time as London when the sun rises in Poland more than an hour earlier I don't understand. Ireland and Portugal are on the same time as us because they are as far west. The Portuguese, in fact, moved on to Central European Time (CET) in the 1990s and moved back again within three years because they all felt so miserable.

    It is often said that businesses are inconvenienced by the time difference, but it does not stop them working with companies in New York or Tokyo. Oddly, Mr Yeo's Bill would allow a separate vote by the Scottish Parliament, opening up the prospect of a different time zone north of the border and introducing precisely the problem between England and Scotland that the measure seeks to eradicate between the UK and the Continent.

    The fact is that for every argument in favour of the move there is a counter-argument just as powerful. However, is Mr Yeo on to something by linking his proposals to "energy saving"? He says it could reduce UK carbon emissions by three per cent and cites a study by Cambridge University that compared energy use in the week before and after the change of clocks in the spring.

    However, a study by the Building Research Establishment, admittedly 15 years old but often quoted by ministers, found that a move to CET would increase UK lighting energy consumption by one per cent. The reason for this is human nature: if the mornings were darker for longer, people in offices would turn on lights and leave them on.

    Perhaps things have improved, with more lights programmed to switch off automatically and people more aware of the consequences of not turning them off. But even on the question of saving energy there are disagreements. You can be sure that if we did move to CET, every year some MP or peer would introduce a private member's Bill trying to move us back again.

    Given the history of this issue, Mr Yeo's is unlikely to be the last attempt to change our clocks. The question then arises: is there any carbon offsetting to be had from flogging a dead horse?

    Weather warnings issued as Britain prepares for big chill

    The winter's first big chill was set to sweep the country today as icy winds and snow were forecast to head South and the Met Office issued a severe weather warning for the North.

    As the temperatures drop the cold will feel all the worse because of the unseasonably mild weather much of Britain has been enjoying.

    Towns and cities across Britain, already battered by last week's storms, face the season's first real winter weather arriving in time to disrupt tomorrow's rush hour.

    Drivers are being warned to take care on the roads as snow, sleet and hail in Scotland, Northern Ireland and the North is predicted to reach as far south as Cambridgeshire by Tuesday.

    The cold spell is predicted to last until the weekend.

    "Drivers should check road conditions before they set out and if they have to travel they should be prepared with a winter emergency kit," said a Highways Agency spokesman.

    Winds of up to 80 mph yesterday battered Mumbles in Wales and the southeast was predicted to feel the brunt of 60 mph winds today.

    But forecasters said it would be nothing like the 100 mph gales which battered the country on last Thursday.

    Brendan Jones, of MeteoGroup UK, said yesterday: "There is a really nasty trough of bad weather making its way from Ireland into England and Wales.

    "We are seeing some very strong winds."

    Meanwhile, the Highways Agency was promising to send out its fleet of road gritters amid warnings of icy patches and of thick snow settling on the roads.

    19.1.07

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    Balderdash & Piffle

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    Hit BBC2 series Balderdash & Piffle returns this spring with Victoria Coren back at the helm and a new set of intriguing word mysteries from the Oxford English Dictionary, which aims to be the definitive record of the English language. Browse the categories below for more information on the themes and send in your evidence!

    Dog

    Man's Best Friend

    Some canine mysteries that dog the OED: Did your mum call you a mucky pup before 1984? Did you hear a shaggy dog story before 1946? Help us sniff out the evidence.

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    Put Downs and Insults

    Were you called a plonker before 1966? Or a tosser before 1977? What is your favourite new insult?

    Pennies

    Spend a Penny

    Did you have a domestic before 1963? Were you employing glamour models before 1981? Have you heard any particularly creative euphemisms recently?

    High heeled Shoe

    Fashionistas

    Were you shuffling around in flip-flops before 1970 or staggering around on stilettos before 1959? Have you coined any new words for your favourite look?

    Furry handcuffs

    X Rated

    Did you pole dance before 1992, go dogging before 1993 or spice things up with marital aids before 1976? Help us lift the lid on some x-rated words.

    Picnic basket

    One Sandwich Short

    Did you go bananas before 1968? What’s so daft about a brush? Help the OED with some words and phrases which are driving them bonkers.

    Jack the Lad

    Who Were They?

    Gordon Bennett, Jack the Lad, taking the Mickey – the OED need your help with some eponymous mysteries.

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    Were you given a bung before 1958? Did you receive a Glasgow kiss before 1987? Were you the victim of identity theft before 1991? Send us your evidence and we’ll get them bang to rights.

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    Balderdash & Piffle Wordhunt

    Your language needs you!

    Did you wear a shell-suit before 1989 or call someone a wazzock before 1984? Do you know anyone who is daft as a brush, and why you might describe them this way?

    In conjunction with the second series of the BBC's Balderdash & Piffle, the OED invites you once again to hunt for words and help rewrite 'the greatest book in the English language'.

    250 years after Dr Johnson wrote his celebrated dictionary with the aid of just six helpers, the BBC and the Oxford English Dictionary have teamed up to appeal to the nation to help solve some of the most intriguing recent word mysteries in the language.

    The OED seeks to find the earliest verifiable usage of every single word in the English language—currently 600,000 in the OED and counting—and of every separate meaning of every word. Quite a task! The words on the OED's Balderdash & Piffle Wordhunt appeal list have dates indicating the earliest evidence the dictionary currently has for that word or phrase. Can you trump them? If so the BBC wants to hear from you.

    Sometimes the OED can't tell how a word was invented - so if you can fill us in on that, so much the better. We've indicated next to these words that they are origin uncertain. If you've got a convincing theory, we'd like to hear from you. If you can prove you're right, you might help in rewriting the dictionary.

    To help you start looking, click on the word to see our hunch about where the word might come from, and for part of the OED's own entry for that word.

    To join the word hunt, you might find an earlier appearance of the word in a book or a magazine, in a movie script, a fanzine, or even in unpublished papers or letters or a post-marked postcard. It might appear first online or in a sound recording. The most important thing is that it can be dated. Send your evidence to the Balderdash & Piffle team (e-mail balderdash@bbc.co.uk) and it might feature in the big series coming to BBC Two next year.

    No dictionary is ever finished, and so the appeal is also for new words that aren't yet in the OED, but should be. What do you think is the biggest word on your street at the moment? Again, send your answers and evidence to the BBC: e-mail balderdash@bbc.co.uk or click here for postal address.

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    New national pub quiz launched

    -The national Pub Quiz

    A new national pub quiz is offering pub customers the chance to win thousands of pounds.

    The game, which is internet based, offers pubs the opportunity to take part in a competition where their customers ‘pit their wits’ against players in other pubs across the country.

    Edwin Hamilton, director of Quiz House plc, said: “All the licensee requires is a computer, a screen and internet access and all the information needed to run a quiz is on the website www.nationalquiz.co.uk.”

    The National Quiz game, will be screened every Sunday and Tuesday evening at 8pm and the more pubs that participate the bigger the cash prizes on offer.

    Each time a licensee plays he pays a one-off fee of £25 plus VAT and this is added to the prize pot. Each team then registers the number of players in the pub and the winners are notified on the night.

    The game has currently been running in a few test pubs across the country, and is also on trial with Punch Taverns.

    Lewis Bevan of the MB’s Leisure Bar in Hemsby, Norfolk said “It’s certainly worked a treat with my customers and stimulated interest across all ages.”

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    Snooker Masters - 147 Break

    Celebrity chef Stein's dog dies

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    TV Stars: Rick Stein and constant companion Chalky
    Celebrity Cornish chef Rick Stein's beloved dog has died, aged 17.

    Chalky, the Jack Russell owned by fish chef Rick Stein, had become well-known through his appearances on Mr Stein's television series.

    The chef, along with his wife Jill, paid tribute to his dog. He said his Chalky - who died on 13 January - was loved by everyone.

    "It's a source of puzzlement to me that he never knew how famous he was," Mr Stein said.

    'Mighty capers'

    Stein said that Chalky had always been the family dog who was loved by his children, and was healthy right up until the last six months of his life.

    However, he showed a more mischievous streak if there were cameras about, the chef said.

    Stein said: "He got up to some mighty capers: Leaping to bite a microphone, snarling at our cameraman so fiercely that we thought twice about using the film, fearing his shocking fangs would frighten children.

    "He dispatched rats and caused consternation by doing the same with a rabbit or two.

    Rick Stein's dog, Chalky. Picture: Craig Easton
    Chalky was not a big fan of the postman
    "He swam and jumped on boats, he attacked crabs, ran rings round Alsatians and Border Collies being much fiercer and never backing down, ever."

    Stein said also recalled that he hated the postman; and how once he scampered over a lawn owned by Prince Charles, leaving Rick worried that he might have a go at its owner.

    "He petrified me that he might bite the Prince of Wales but he didn't.

    "Most of all though, we knew him at home as rather an unassuming, diffident dog who was never greedy, pestered you a bit for walks but not too much and kept reasonably quiet."

    Single-pixel camera takes on digital

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    The camera has a way to go before it is available for practical use
    Researchers in the US are developing a single-pixel camera to capture high-quality images without the expense of traditional digital photography.

    Being developed by a lab at Rice University in Houston, Texas, the single-pixel camera is designed to tackle what its developers see as the "inefficiencies" of modern digital camera.

    It currently resembles an old-fashioned pinhole camera and is the size of a suitcase, but assistant professor of electrical engineering Kevin Kelly told BBC World Service's Digital Planet programme that it is only "the beginning of things."

    "Hopefully it will get smaller," he said.

    Inefficiencies

    The camera was created, according to Dr Kelly and his colleague Richard Baraniuk, because digital cameras are very wasteful. They require expensive microprocessors and massive battery power to capture an image - most of which will not be used in displaying the picture.

    This is because the captured image is compressed, to a jpeg file for example, to make the file size smaller and more convenient to store.

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    The experimental camera's images are captured by a single sensor
    "What is so inefficient about this is that we acquire all these numbers - for example 10 megapixels - only to throw away 80-90% when we do the compression process," explained Dr Baraniuk.

    Although a digital camera picture may contain many millions of pixels, most photos can be described with far fewer because there is a lot of redundant or duplicate information in an image. For example a picture of a blank wall will have many pixels with the same colour and texture information.

    Dr Baraniuk said that this is where the single-pixel camera really has an advantage.

    "Instead of taking the light from an object through a lens and focusing it on a pixel array, we actually reflect it off an array of mirrors," he said.

    This digital micromirror device, as it is known, consists of a million or more tiny mirrors each the size of a bacterium.

    "From that mirror array, we then focus the light through a second lens on to one single photo-detector - a single pixel."

    Random mirrors

    As the light passes through the device, the millions of tiny mirrors are turned on and off at random in rapid succession.

    Complex mathematics then interprets the signals assembling a high resolution image from the thousands of sequential single-pixel snapshots.

    "In the last couple of years, scientists and engineers have figured out that from these randomised measurements, you can actually reconstruct an image of the object that is sitting in front of the lens," said Dr Kelly.

    The camera is hooked up to a computer to display the captured image which can take minutes to construct.

    Although at the experimental stage at the moment, if the device ever makes it to market it could make digital cameras more efficient and dramatically improve battery life by doing away with the need to process and compress each image.

    Using a single light sensor also means that it can be swapped, for example, for an ultra-violet sensor on a satellite, or infra-red for a night-vision camera.

    "Instead of using a million really expensive sensors, we can use one really expensive sensor and still give you a million-pixel image," said Dr Kelly.

    Hammond crash pictures released

    Hammond amazed doctors with his fast recovery.

    Pictures of the high-speed crash involving Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond have been published for the first time since the accident.

    The 36-year-old crashed a jet-powered dragster at 288mph while filming a stunt for the BBC TV show, at Elvington airfield in York last September.

    The photos, which feature in Top Gear magazine, show a tyre bursting and the dragster skidding before flipping over.

    Hammond was treated for serious brain injury, but made a remarkable recovery.

    However, the father-of-two admits he has hardly any recollection of the crash.

    Speed record

    "I will have taken a few deep breaths on the start line as the engine roared and my thumb hovered over the afterburner switch," he told Top Gear magazine.

    Scene of Richard Hammond's crash at Elvington airfield

    "Then I will have hit it and 10,000 horsepower will have hurled me towards the horizon and up to 280mph. The rest is, I'm afraid, history," he added.

    In December, Hammond gave his first TV interview on Jonathan Ross's chat show and said he was looking forward to returning to the BBC show.

    Video footage of the crash will be broadcast in the first episode of the new series of Top Gear on 28 January, according to the magazine.

    Death on the high seas

    When the QE2 docked at Southampton on January 2, the liner was one passenger short: a 62-year-old German woman was missing. She is just one of a growing list of people who have disappeared from cruise ships in mysterious circumstances. Some of these deaths may be suicides, writes Gwyn Topham, but others appear more sinister. And of course there are no police out on the ocean . . .
    In the last days of the Vietnam war, Hue Pham and his wife Hue Tran spent two perilous weeks on a cramped container ship, adrift with no food and little water in the South China Sea. The couple survived this desperate flight from Vietnam, built a new life in America, and then, three decades later, decided to take a Caribbean cruise on a ship called the Carnival Destiny. This was the boat journey that they would not survive.

    Cruise ship
    The cruise industry says that more than 30 passengers have disappeared from ships in the past five years – and these figures exclude those known to have been suicides or drunken accidents.

    The facts of the couple's disappearance, as the Destiny sailed between Barbados and Aruba on May 12 2005, are few. After a fruitless on-board search, the ship eventually retraced its path, joined by the US coastguard. No trace of their bodies was ever found.

    For the relatives, the deaths left a terrible, insoluble puzzle. Their son, Son Michael Pham, maintained that his parents had no reason to take their own lives and were in fact planning a trip back to Vietnam, and were looking forward to meeting relatives again. "Two American citizens with no personal or financial problems, no serious health problems, living the happiest time of their lives, both vanished without a trace or witness," he later told an inquiry.

    The cruise had been a Mother's Day gift to the couple, and they were on board ship with their daughter and granddaughter. "I immediately flew down to California, went through their home, and tried to find one clue, something unusual. I could not," Son Michael says now.

    Since then, with the help of two other bereaved families, Son Michael has helped establish a group called the International Cruise Victims. In the past weeks, he has been offering his help to yet another family, after the QE2 sailed into Southampton on January 2 this year one passenger short.

    Officially, Hampshire police are still investigating how a 62-year-old German woman, so far identified only as Sabine L, disappeared from a new-year cruise aboard the QE2 somewhere off Madeira. Her family has launched its own website appealing for help (www.qe2missing.de). But the full truth of Sabine L's last moments on the luxury Cunard liner is unlikely ever to be firmly established - beyond the cold fact that she joins more than 30 passengers who, in the past four years, have mysteriously disappeared from cruise ships worldwide.

    Last year the cruise industry reported that 24 passengers had disappeared between 2003 and last March. The information emerged after a US Congressional subcommittee found itself with an unlikely task: to examine the threat posed to citizens by booking a cruise holiday. Since then, at least 10 more passengers and two crew have been reported missing or overboard, including one Scottish pensioner lost in the Atlantic last November. These figures do not include known suicides and those who, for one or reason or another - a drunken argument, perhaps, or misplaced bravado - are known to have deliberately jumped. Of those who have gone mysteriously missing, some may have killed themselves; other incidents may be alcohol-related mishaps; but in at least one case, the death of a 52-year-old woman on the Island Escape in Italy, something more sinister may have gone on. The FBI is still investigating that case.

    After hearing details of those who had gone missing on board ships, subcommittee chairman, Christopher Shays, a Republican congressman, warned of a "growing manifest of unexplained disappearances, unsolved crimes and brazen acts of lawlessness on the high seas". Like small cities, he said, cruise ships experienced crimes. "But city dwellers know the risks of urban life - and no one falls off a city never to be heard of again." Going on a cruise was, he said, perhaps "the perfect way to commit the perfect crime".

    There was no evidence of foul play in the disappearance of "M", a 40-year-old woman, from Celebrity Cruise Line's Mercury. But then, there was precious little evidence at all - and what did emerge was largely due to the persistence of her father, Kendall Carver, a former company CEO, who spent tens of thousands of dollars on legal fees and private investigators in an attempt to discover the truth about her disappearance. (Carver has asked the Guardian not to use his daughter's name, to protect the privacy of other family members.) Carver says it was on the second day of the Mercury's cruise to Alaska in August 2004 that a cabin steward realised that M's room had not been slept in and reported her absence to his boss, who told him he would deal with it. Throughout the cruise, the steward continued to place chocolates on the pillow of the unused bed, as he was ordered to do, but no one saw M again. At the end of the cruise, when the ship docked in Vancouver and all passengers disembarked, M's belongings were packed away. No one notified the police or her family. It was only after her father filed a missing person's report that police discovered that she had disappeared from a cruise ship.

    Kendall Carver's loss was, he says, made worse by a lack of cooperation from the cruise line. At one point, Celebrity Cruise Line issued a statement in which it called the death a horrible tragedy, and added that "regrettably, there is very little a cruise line, a resort or a hotel can do to prevent someone from committing suicide". As Carver points out, the case is still open and his daughter has not been declared dead by the family or the FBI - in his belief, suicide is neither the only nor the most likely explanation.

    Celebrity Cruise Line, however, now says: "There is probably nothing we or any company could do that would make the parents feel the company had acted sensitively enough." Today, all the company's passengers pass a computerised checkout at the end of a cruise.

    Whatever the truth of what happened, M's case starkly underlines a fact that cruise passengers, potentially thousands of miles from home, should be well aware of: out at sea, there are no police.

    It is extremely difficult for any detective to piece together a murder case without a body, and chances of finding a passenger dumped into the ocean are slim indeed. And while all cruise ships employ security officers, they do not always seal off crime scenes, detain suspects and interview witnesses in the manner that might be expected of them.

    Two cases in particular have gripped the US and Australia respectively: the disappearance of honeymooner George Smith [see below] and the death of mother of three Dianne Brimble. The story of Smith, presumed to have gone overboard from the superliner Brilliance of the Seas less than 10 days into his married life, was lapped up by US television networks. First there was the young, well-connected victim and his telegenic, grieving widow opening up on talkshows; then family rifts and media-friendly forensic investigators added to the drama. The details of Brimble's end, left drugged and naked to die on P&O Australia's Pacific Sky, emerged in the more low-key surroundings of a New South Wales coroner's court. But both cases have been marked by questions over how well initial investigations were handled, by angry allegations from families and rebuttals from cruise lines, and an increased public perception that something was seriously amiss.

    Unlike many in the grim litany of victims' tales, Dianne Brimble did not disappear. Brimble, 42, from Brisbane, had saved for two years to go on a cruise with her sister and their daughters. But by the end of the first night of her holiday in September 2002, she was lying naked, drugged and dying on the floor of a cabin, ignored and ridiculed by the men who had left her there.

    A toxicology report would later show that Brimble had died of an overdose of gamma-hydroxybutyrate, a party drug also known as fantasy, GHB, GBH or liquid ecstasy, and often described as a date-rape drug. Brimble, her family told Australian TV, didn't even like to take Panadol.

    By the time police met the boat in the South Pacific island of Noumea to investigate, the male passengers had been back in to the cabin to tidy up. No one has been charged in relation to her death, and it took more than three years for the details of her story to emerge at the coroner's inquest, which reopens next month in Australia.

    Eight men were identified as "persons of interest" in the investigation. Photographs retrieved from a digital camera would reveal that before her death at least one man had sex with Brimble; photographs were taken even when she was passed out naked on the floor.

    The Brimble inquest highlighted a cruise culture far from old-fashioned ideas of shuffle-board, after-dinner dances and G&Ts at the captain's table. At one point an advert for P&O cruises was produced in court: a postcard showing a line of sunbathing women and bearing the slogan, "Seamen wanted". P&O's lawyers protested that the cruise line was not on trial. But the coroner ruled it was admiss- ible evidence; Brimble, she said, did not die in a vacuum.

    If the behaviour of eight "persons of interest" had attracted complaints - a photo of one showed him running naked through the ship on the night of Brimble's death - ship security officers would reveal that finding drunk, naked people on deck was a relatively common occurrence.

    It is just not deaths and disappearances that are a problem on cruise ships. According to crime statistics supplied to the Congressional hearings by 15 of the biggest lines, covering around 85% of cruise holidays worldwide, there were 178 reports of sexual assault on cruise ships between 2003 and 2005. FBI representatives testified to their belief that the figures were under-reported - and further documents recently obtained under court order by a Miami lawyer, James Walker, show that Royal Caribbean alone, which carries around 25% of cruise passengers, recorded more than 100 complaints of sexual assault and sexual battery within that time span.

    Some British and American security officers claim that the real picture is even worse. Geoff Furlong, an ex-detective from Liverpool who worked for six years as a security officer for two cruise lines, says: "It doesn't matter what the class of ship is. Young women are particularly susceptible - particularly from crew members. They hunt in packs."

    He claims often to have discovered crew targeting young female passengers. "Say I came across the situation: the guy would be up before the captain at the next port of call and thrown off the ship at his own expense, to repatriate him to Costa Rica, or wherever," he says. "That was all that happened - there was never any police involvement." If passengers complained, they were bought off, he says, "given champagne, free holidays, told about the consequences of going to court, how it would bring shame on their families". Such complaints, he says, would frequently not even be logged.

    "The cruise companies just want it to go away," says Randy Jaques, an American security officer. He claims personally to have dealt with more than 50 complaints, and says hundreds of women have signed "Jane Doe agreements" - meaning they have reached an out-of-court settlement with the cruise lines and signed a confidentiality clause.

    Passengers can find themselves in a complex legal situation, potentially under numerous jurisdictions when sailing abroad. With many cruise ships registered under flags of convenience with relatively slack tax and labour regimes, the relevant laws might be those of Panama, the Bahamas or Bermuda. Prosecuting, say, a sacked crew member who has returned to his own country brings a whole new dimension of complexity. Charles Lipcon, a Miami lawyer who has built a 30-year career on suing cruise lines, says his firm does not normally take on cases without a clear jurisdiction. "What I've seen over the years is that it's a hot potato for everyone, and nothing much gets done," he says.

    In the US, Son Michael Pham's victim-support organisation has persuaded two members of congress to sponsor a bill, the Cruise Line Accurate Safety Statistics Act, to put more of an onus on cruise lines to prevent and report crimes at sea. James Walker believes that many are unreported, and points out that crew members are far more at risk than passengers. "You don't have young Filipino women who have been sexually abused calling in to the guest claims department," he says. In fact, convictions of either employees or passengers are virtually unheard of. "People call and say they are confident that the FBI can solve their crime," he says. "We say, 'Well, if it happens with this cruise line, it will be the first time in their history.'"

    Cruise lines, meanwhile, have been at pains to stress that ships are inherently safe, self- contained environments. In the context of millions of passengers each year, the number of missing people and reported sexual assaults compares well with statistics on land, they say; crimes such as robbery are negligible.

    William Giddons, director of the UK's Passenger Shipping Association, representing the cruise industry, says: "The occurrence is so rare, anything that happens on a cruise ship is news. Because we're such a high-profile industry, it's something we have to live with. Compare us with a resort or a hotel, where there is virtually no security at all.

    "I can't sit here and tell you that all crimes are reported - but the rules are very strict that they should be. They certainly will be now, if [they weren't] in the past."

    Changes are indeed being made. Drug- and terror-related concerns have seen airport-style security introduced at ports, complete with x-ray machines and sniffer dogs. The on-board culture on "fun ships" may be changing, too: in Australia, a beleaguered P&O has increased CCTV, stopped 24-hour drinking, and scrapped its notorious "schoolies cruises", which often saw unruly passengers expelled on South Pacific islands. Its ill-fated ship, the Pacific Sky - now linked to four premature passenger deaths through accidents and illness in as many years - has been sold off.

    The industry still has some PR work to do, though: disappearances and assaults aside, it has been beset by a roll-call of blights in recent years. Last year one man died when fire swept through cabins on a Caribbean cruise, and passengers feared for their lives as another cruise ship blazed in the English Channel. Cunard's Queen Mary 2 was recently the scene of a very public passenger mutiny after propeller troubles cut every stop from the cruise itinerary. Other cruises have been hit by the norovirus: a highly contagious sickness with symptoms including diarrhoea, stomach cramps and violent projectile vomiting. Some older British people had to be stretchered off one ship when it returned to Hull, and at one point successive outbreaks of the virus confined the world's newest, biggest megaliner, the Freedom of the Seas, to port. In late 2005, the luxurious Seabourn Spirit even found itself having to face down pirates with rocket launchers.

    The industry has also run into problems on environmental grounds. In Alaska, where only ships with advanced waste purification systems are allowed to sail, a referendum has led to the tightening of controls and a rise in taxes on cruise ships. Meanwhile, Californian ports, under the newly green leadership of Arnold Schwarzenegger, are forcing ships to reduce their fuel smoke emissions. More large fines have been levied on cruise ships for dumping untreated waste.

    But despite it all, passengers continue to flock to the ships. The Passenger Shipping Association estimates that there was a 17% rise in Britons taking cruises last year - with 1.25m of us taking a trip - and predicts that 1.55m will be on board by 2008. Worldwide, the figure is expected to pass 15m people going on a cruise annually. Bigger ships with astonishing facilities are intermittently unveiled - and monster ships to dwarf today's megaliners are under construction. With these huge ships boasting theatres and shopping malls larger than those found in many towns, passengers need hardly know they are at sea at all. So long, of course, as they don't go overboard

    Profile: George Smith, a young man who went missing on honeymoon

    Young, handsome and wealthy, George Allen Smith IV, a 26-year-old from Connecticut, went missing on a honeymoon cruise in the Mediterranean with his new wife, Jennifer Hagel Smith.

    After a lavish wedding in Rhode Island, the couple had fl own to Europe, and in Barcelona boarded Royal Caribbean's Brilliance of the Seas, a large resort ship that caters for the younger and more active end of the market.

    On the seventh day of the cruise, July 5 2005, Smith was reported missing. The newlyweds had spent the previous evening in the bar and casino with acquaintances from the cruise, drinking heavily. Hagel Smith said she remembered nothing after leaving the bar, allegedly after rowing with her husband. At around 3.30am, Smith, intoxicated, was helped back to his cabin. His wife was not there.

    The next morning, a passenger noticed a large bloodstain on a canopy below the Smiths' cabin, and called security. Jennifer was tracked down to the ship's spa, where she was having a massage. George was missing without a trace.

    Turkish forensic investigators were called in, as was an FBI agent holidaying in the area. By evening, the bloodstain was cleaned away and the ship continued on its voyage. If anyone had been responsible for Smith's death, that person was on the cruise: in the words of the dead man's sister, Bree Smith, who is convinced that there was foul play, "the Brilliance of the Seas sailed off into the sunset with the murderers on board".

    In June 2006, Smith's family filed a lawsuit against the cruise line. Hours later, Royal Caribbean announced that the widow, Jennifer Hagel Smith, separately from the family, had agreed to a settlement.

    Hagel Smith told the press: "As many great peace and spiritual teachers have said, through great suffering comes great awareness." Details of the settlement were revealed last week: Hagel Smith received a payment worth one million dollars.

    Profile: Annette Mizener, a mother who disappeared on a cruise she won as a prize

    Annette Mizener, 37, from Wisconsin, was reported missing on the last night of a nine-day cruise to the Mexican Riviera on the Carnival Pride.

    Both her parents and daughter were accompanying her on the cruise, which she had won as a prize in a competition. On the evening of her disappearance on December 4 2004, Mizener performed Britney Spears' Baby One More Time at a karaoke night with her daughter, then went to the casino. Later than evening she was due to meet her parents again for bingo. But she never made it.

    Her parents, Wally and Heidi Knerler, were immediately concerned. When an announcement came over the Tannoy that her purse had been found, they rushed to find cruise staff . The damaged purse had been discovered near a railing on the lower deck.

    The local coastguard led a fruitless search of more than 800km2 of water well into the next day. The FBI later investigated, but no explanation was ever forthcoming. A CCTV camera nearby had been obscured - covered up by a map of the ship.

    Finally a judge declared Mizener offi cially dead, but the family - who rule out suicide and suspect foul play - still have no answers. Carnival have since agreed an out-of-court, confidential settlement with Mizener's husband, John.

    · Gwyn Topham is the author of the book Overboard: The Stories Cruise Lines Don't Want Told, published by Random House Australia

    17.1.07

    Quiztime Quiz Challenge 002

    Weekly Quick Quiz Challenge
    Week 2

    1. What is James Bond's favourite drink?
    2. In the animal Kingdom, are Jersey cattle dairy or beef cattle?
    3. In the UK, what is the telephone dialling code for Belfast?
    4. What gas is added to soft drinks to make them fizzy?
    5. Which UK political party's headquarters are at the Dog and Partridge pub in Yateley, Hampshire?
    6. How many pence are there in one hundred pounds?
    7. Which country derives its name from that of the Aztec war god, Mextili?
    8. In sport, did Jonathan Davies play: Rugby Union, Rugby League or Both?
    9. Which boy's name can be placed before 'knife', 'pot' and 'hammer' to make new words?
    10. Which British fashion designer, the daughter of a former Beatle, launched her own fashion label when she graduated from St Martin's in 1995?
    11. In music, Anne-Sophie Mutter is associated with which instrument?
    12. In which Asian country are the Ellora Caves?
    13. In the animal kingdom, what is the name given to a baby lynx?
    14. In which city of Thailand are the Democracy Monument and the Palace Buildings found?
    15. In politics, what was the nickname of the nineteenth century Prime Minister Lord Palmerston?
    16. What nationality was the inventor of the Zeppelin airship?
    17. The Indus River in present-day Pakistan gave its name to which religion?
    18. In history, the Sage kings were legendary rulers of which Eastern country?
    19. In pop music, Nick Rhodes plays the keyboards with which British band?
    20. Which Charles Dickens novel features the characters John Harmon, Bella Wilfer and Mr Boffin?
    21. In folklore, which Y is another name for the Abominable Snowman?
    22. In which county is the coastal resort of Aldeburgh?
    23. Which 1970's American pop group had members who dressed as a construction worker, a policeman, a soldier and a cowboy?
    24. In the UK, which material is traditionally associated with the fifth wedding anniversary?
    25. Who played Captain Billy Tyne in the year 2000 film 'The Perfect Storm'?
    26. If there are eleven French francs to the pound, how many francs are there in £20?
    27. In UK politics, for which party was Tony Banks elected MP for West Ham in 1997?
    28. From October to December 2000, the England cricket team toured which country for the first time in thirteen years?
    29. According to the saying, when mistaken, you are barking up the wrong... what?
    30. What is the English name of the Welsh national anthem?
    31. In science, what is the study of life and all living things?
    32. In sport, in which year are the next Summer Olympic Games due to be held?
    33. In politics, Saddam Hussein became President of which country in 1979?
    34. What is the name given to a gambling hall, common in places likes Las Vegas?
    35. In music, the Beatles were commonly referred to as, what?
    36. In the Bible, what did Jesus turn into wine?
    37. In law, capital punishment is also known as the _____ penalty?
    38. In biology, the stem of a plant usually grows in which direction?
    39. In music, Buddy Holly sang about which Peggy in 1957?
    40. In nature, what thin barrier made up of lipid and protein molecules separating the cell contents from its surroundings?

    Full Quiz with Answers will be posted 24/01/07 (Wed)
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    Quiztime Challenge 001 - The Answers

    1.Which Verdi opera is set in Berkshire in England?
    Falstaff
    2.Who created a garden at Sissinghurst in Kent?
    Vita Sackville-West
    3. Who sang the James Bond theme 'From Russia With Love'?
    Matt Monro
    4. What is Prince William's second name?
    Arthur
    5. What chicken dish is named after a battle of the Napoleonic Wars?
    Chicken Marengo
    6. Who wrote the 1988 novel 'Prime Time'?
    Joan Collins
    7. During which War were concentration camps first introduced?
    Boer
    8. Which famous writer was married to archaeologist Sir Max Mallowan?
    Agatha Christie
    9. Who invented the Flying Shuttle in 1733?
    John Kay
    10. What kind of Gas was used in the trenches during World War I?
    Mustard
    11. Who sang 'Islands In The Stream'?
    Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton
    12. Which Sondheim musical tells the story of a murdering barber?
    Sweeney Todd
    13. What breed of retriever takes its name from a North American bay?
    Chesapeake Bay Retriever
    14. What does a Geiger Counter measure?
    Radioactivity
    15. In which 'ology', founded in the early 1950's is self awareness paramount?
    Scientology
    16. When did Britain's lease on Hong Kong officially expire?
    1997
    17. Who defeated Richard III at Bosworth in 1485?
    Henry VII
    18. Which Hollywood actress's real name was Lucille Le Sueur?
    Joan Crawford
    19. Beaumaris, Conway and Harlech are famous for what type of building?
    Castles
    20. Whom did the religious assassins known as 'Thugs' worship?
    Goddess Kali
    21. From which wood were longbows made?
    Yew
    22. In which country is the Corinth Canal?
    Greece
    23. Which month is 'fill-dike'?
    February
    24. Of which European country are Madeira and the Azores a part?
    Portugal
    25. Which club did Gary Lineker play for immediately before going to Barcelona?
    Everton
    26. In a poem by Edward Lear, what was peculiar about the 'Pobble'?
    It Had No Toes
    27. Pascal, Cobol and Basic are all types of what?
    Computer Languages
    28. In yards, how long was a rod, pole, or perch?
    Five And A Half
    29. What was the first No.1 single of the 80's?
    Brass In Pocket
    30. What is or was a Tin Lizzie?
    Model T Ford
    31. Which comedian's catch phrase was, 'Now there's a funny thing'?
    Max Wall
    32. What name is given to the unit of electrical power?
    Watt
    33. According to the proverb what do drowning men clutch?
    Straws
    34. What is a copper's nark?
    A Spy
    35. What is the modern equivalent for the word behest?
    Order
    36. Back, blanket and buttonhole are all types of what?
    Stitches
    37. In which Shakespeare play is Shylock introduced?
    The Merchant Of Venice
    38. Which folk singer wrote the song 'The Times They Are A-Changing'?
    Bob Dylan
    39. In pop, who was King of the wild frontier?
    Adam Ant
    40. How does a grasshopper produce its distinctive sound?
    By Rubbing It Legs Against Its Wings

    There's cocaine in your wallet

    Cocaine use is now so widespread that everyone in Britain is carrying around traces of the drug – on their banknotes.

    A study of cash from around the country has revealed that 99.9 per cent of all banknotes now carry traces of the class A drug, a level only previously seen in cocaine hotspots such as London.

    The research, by forensic scientists at the Bristol-based company Mass Spec Analytical, showed that even currency circulating in rural areas is almost always contaminated with the drug.

    It comes as figures released by the Government reveal a 70 per cent drop in the amount of cocaine seized by customs officials between 2003 and 2005.

    Dr James Carter, who led the research, said that traces of other drugs such as ecstasy, heroin and cannabis, had also been found on banknotes, but at far lower levels because the substances break down more quickly.

    "Once cocaine is fixed on to a note it tends not to come off," he said. "The cocaine particles become caught up in the fibres of each banknote."

    Particles of the drug were initially dissolved in finger grease and passed to notes by human contact.

    Mass Spec Analytical examined more than 1,500 £10 and £20 notes withdrawn from banks in nine separate rural and urban locations. The figures suggest that just three million of the two billion notes in circulation are now drug-free.

    Plummeting prices and its image as a celebrity drug have seen cocaine become the fastest growing "recreational" drug among young people. Traditionally associated with high earners, it has become popular among clubbers and even schoolchildren.

    A spokesman for Drug Concern, a support group, said the contamination of banknotes reflected a worrying rise in the use of the class A drug.

    Catching the lovebug...Why beauty is infectious

    The first evidence that beauty is infectious is published today by scientists who have shown that when women see a rival smiling at a man, he becomes more attractive as a result.

    A couple in a romantic moment
    The rules of attraction

    The research, published in a prestigious scientific journal, gives objective credence to a common practice among American men of asking a female friend to be their “lady wingman”, or even hiring a beautiful woman to flirt with them in a bar, party or club to make them appear more attractive to others.

    “What our findings suggest is that these services probably work to some extent,” commented Dr Ben Jones of the University of Aberdeen, one of the team that puts this practice on a scientific basis today in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences.

    “Although we tend to think of attraction as reflecting personal preferences, our findings show that social learning (that is, 'copying’ others) influences women’s preferences for men,” he said. “It is another example of what social creatures we are, where choices about what we wear and what cars we buy are influenced by others and are not as personal as we think.”

    He investigated what they call “the social transmission of face preferences” the study, conducted with Dr Lisa DeBruine of Aberdeen’s Face Research Laboratory, Dr Anthony Little of the University of Stirling, Dr Robert Burriss of the University of Liverpool and Dr David Feinberg of Harvard University.

    First 28 female participants were shown eight pairs of faces and had to indicate which one in each pair they thought was more attractive. After this, participants viewed a short slideshow where they saw women looking at one of the faces in each pair with either a smiling expression (signalling a positive attitude to the looked-at man) or a neutral expression (signalling a more negative, bored, attitude to the looked-at man).

    After the slideshow, participants repeated the initial face preference test and the team found that just 30 seconds of interest from another woman was enough to make a man seem more desirable.

    “More prolonged “observation phases” could have even more pronounced effects,” said Dr Jones. “We found that women increased their preferences for men who were smiled at by other women during the slideshow (that is, women were 'copying’ the preferences of the women in the slideshow) but that men decreased their preferences for the men who were smiled at (i.e. men developed negative attitudes to men that were liked by other women)”.

    He said that an example of the animosity that can develop between men this way can be seen in the TV drams series Lost, where the interest shown by Kate in Sawyer or Jack increased the animosity between the men.

    “Star Wars has another good example, where Luke Skywalker only becomes interested in Princess Leia once she starts flirting with Hans Solo,” he added.

    Copying’ others’ preferences has long been known to influence preferences in non-human species - for example in various fish, such as guppies, and bird species, from zebra finches to Japanese quail, where pairing a male with a female increases other females’ preference for that male compared with males who were not seen paired with females. And, anecdotally, most of us have come across it in one form or another.

    “While previous studies of the reasons why people might differ in their preferences for different types of faces have emphasized the importance of biological factors, such as changes in hormone levels during women’s menstrual cycles causing women to prefer different types of faces, our findings show that differences in social experience can also cause people to differ in their preferences,” said Dr Jones.

    “Indeed, social learning effects such as these may play a role in the emergence of cultural differences in what we consider to be 'beautiful.”

    Why has nature designed women to be so in thrall to the opinion of others? Selecting a mate and raising children is what life is all about, according to the cold eyed view of evolutionary biologists.

    As a result, it pays to get as much information on a man as possible, including what other women think of him. “Using information from others can only improve your decision about a mate,” said Dr Jones.

    “There are reasons why another woman is smiling at a guy, whether he is healthy, kind or has a good sense of humour.”

    The team now plans to follow up this research to see if the opposite applies, that women become more attractive when men show them interest.

    “We will probably find the same sort of effect. Men are likely to copy other men.”

    Muhammad Ali: The People's Champ

    Audio: Sir Henry Cooper on Ali
    Muhammad Ali: A portrait
    Fighting talk: His own words
    Leader: The Greatest

    Muhammad Ali has been all things to all men; the athlete of the millennium, civil rights campaigner, puck in a velvet robe, conscience of America, hero to people of every race, every nationality, and every religion. Millions of words have been penned in his honour, yet no one has succeeded in describing Ali better than Ali himself. "People don't realise what they had 'til it's gone. Like President Kennedy – nobody like him. Like The Beatles, there will never be anything like them. Like my man, Elvis Presley – I was the Elvis of boxing."

    Ali
    The greatest: Muhammad Ali

    An illiterate black from Louisville, Kentucky, Ali transcended the ring to become the most recognisable man on the planet. His fists and feet were quick but his tongue was even quicker, delivering a rapid-fire collection of poems, one-liners and brash predictions.

    "It's hard to be humble," he would inform us with a mischievous smile, "when you're as great as I am."

    As he celebrates his 65th birthday today at home in Phoenix, Arizona, with his wife, Lonnie, and sprawling family, the effects of Parkinson's disease have exacted a cruel toll; the once sparkling eyes are dimmed, he can no longer shuffle more than a few faltering steps, the voice is a whispered mumble. But in the hearts and minds of those whose lives he touched, he remains The Greatest.

    Angelo Dundee occupied a trusted place in The Greatest's corner throughout Ali's magical boxing career, serving as trainer and friend: the two controversial victories over Sonny Liston, the three bloody battles with Joe Frazier, the 'Rumble in the Jungle' in Zaire where the supposedly unbeatable George Foreman was beaten.

    "Man, did we have fun," recalls Dundee. "You woke up each morning never knowing what was going to happen. You might meet a king, or visit a poor ghetto to hand out money.

    "Muhammad was the happiest human being on this earth – still is. An absolute joy to be with. Most special man that ever was born. Do you know what makes me proudest in life? The very fact I can call Muhammad my friend. Just knowing him makes you feel good. If Muhammad had a dime in his pocket he'd give it to you. He never worried about money. He was born without material values. 'That's a nice watch,' someone might say. 'Here, have it.' He taught me patience. He taught me decency."

    Although Harry Carpenter presented decades of Wimbledon championships, Open golf tournaments and fronted a midweek sports magazine on the BBC called Sportsnight, it is for his 20-year association with Ali that our 'Arry became best known.

    "We formed what I like to think is a special relationship," says Carpenter. "I think I was lucky because he quite liked Europeans whereas he didn't like most white Americans who he thought were rednecks. When he came over here in 1963 to fight Henry Cooper, the BBC sent me to New York to film a preview for Grandstand. Cassius, as he was then, didn't know me from Adam so I had to think of a way of tempting him into talking to me. I simply rang him up at his hotel and said: 'Hello, my name's Carpenter, BBC Television London. Do you think we could possibly do an interview at the top of the Empire State Building?' He said: 'Hey man, why you wanna go all the way up there?' And I replied: 'Because I'd like to be able to begin the item by saying The Greatest has met The Highest.' Oh, he loved that. 'Man, that's a good idea,' he laughed. From that day forth, we always got on well."

    Such is his affection for Ali, a note of tangible emotion enters Carpenter's voice when he explains: "You can get too close to boxers and Muhammad truly was the most likeable of men, people loved the guy. Right from the start, there was an air of mystery about him.

    "Take the first Sonny Liston fight. Now Liston was the most ferocious boxer on earth bar none. He'd take on armed cops with his bare fists yet he quit on his stool complaining of a sore shoulder. The truth will never be known. But how can you explain the sight of Liston sitting in his corner crying as they took away his heavyweight title?

    "The return was even more of a shambles, a commentator's nightmare. Ali hit Liston with a phantom punch which landed high up on the temple yet he went down as if poleaxed and rolled about on the canvas. Even so, he got up, continued fighting and was coming back at Ali when Nat Fleischer [editor of The Ring] started banging on the edge of the ring and yelling: 'That was more than 10 seconds, Liston was down for more than 10 seconds.' So then the timekeeper stands up and shouts up to the referee: 'Stop the fight! Stop the fight! He's been knocked out.' And they did. Afterwards, Nat told me in his New York drawl: 'Ah, that timekeeper was a very elderly gentleman.' Nat was 82 at the time."

    Carpenter freely confesses he has harboured doubts about the morality of boxing throughout his life, which only serves to heighten his sadness at Ali's plight. "It's pathetic to see him now. But I have to say, even when Muhammad was in his prime, he switched off. If you took away the camera, lights and the microphone, he went absolutely into his shell. I suppose he had to. No one could keep that high-powered act up all day.

    "Many's the time I'd go into his room at a training camp where he'd be slumped in an armchair in the corner and he'd hardly look up at you. 'What have I said, what have I done wrong?' I used to ask myself, and then I'd realise I hadn't said or done anything wrong. Muhammad had simply switched off. He didn't want to talk to anyone, he just wanted to be on his own in peace."

    Over on ITV, Reg Gutteridge was another commentator who fell under Ali's magical spell. "I'm proud to say he wrote the foreword for my autobiography including the words: 'I should have whupped Reg Gutteridge because he thought George Foreman could beat me. So I once forced him to interview me between rounds because I was fighting some bum in the Far East and I was bored.' I think I'm right in saying it's the only occasion in broadcasting history that a boxer has given an interview on TV during the 30-second interval.

    "Ali was boxing Dutchman Rudi Lubbers in Jakarta when he called down to me at ringside where I was doing a live commentary for World of Sport. 'Get up here, Reg,' he yelled. I told London what was happening and this plummy voice of the producer came down the line: 'Sorry, no can do old boy. We're doing a jockey at Catterick at the moment.' So then I had to shout up at Ali, 'next round, next round' and he held the guy up for another three minutes. At the end of that round, Ali sauntered back to his corner, leaned over the ropes and began talking. 'Hello ma friends in London. Ah'm gettin' old, ah coulda taken this bum out in the first round in the old days.'

    "Everyone knew he was handsome and good with words but we all underestimated his sheer bravery. I remember during his third fight with Frazier – the 'Thriller in Manilla'– when he was on the ropes right above me as Joe caught him on the chin with a fearsome left. I looked up and Ali's legs had turned to jelly. 'Uh-oh, he's gone,' I thought. Then as clear as anything through the bedlam I heard Ali say, 'shit, Joe, they told me you were finished', and Joe, who was still pounding away replied, 'well they lied'."

    Although he has walked with presidents and princes, Ali's closest friend on these islands remains Paddy Monaghan, a one-time under-educated and unemployed labourer from County Fermanagh whose 40-year association with the man for whom he coined the title 'The People's Champ' is to be made into a multi-million-dollar movie this year.

    Ali changed Monaghan's life in one important respect and, as a consequence, when the champion was stripped of his title for refusing to fight in Vietnam, it was the Ulsterman who battled the US government and boxing authorities on his behalf from his front room in Abingdon, Oxfordshire, where he then lived.

    "It all began on Grandstand one Saturday afternoon in July '62," recalls Monaghan. "Cassius Clay versus Alejandro Lavorante. My mamma had read me every newspaper item relating to him since he'd won the Olympics in 1960. Now, as I watched him for the first time, I was inspired. Obsessed, if you like, with the need to learn to read about him for myself instead of depending on my mamma." And so Monaghan taught himself to read, starting with basic A-B-C then on to Enid Blyton and Beatrix Potter. "I honestly believed every book began 'once upon a time'," Monaghan said.

    By 1967 Monaghan could read of Ali's refusal to accept the draft and his subsequent ill-treatment. "I didn't have to be Einstein to figure out what was right and what was wrong. Muhammad Ali, who had unwittingly done so much for me, was being **** upon. I owed him, so I decided to fight for him." And so began the 'People's Champ' campaign, a three-year crusade collecting signatures, demonstrating outside the US Embassy in Grosvenor Square, issuing tirades from a box at Speakers' Corner wearing a sandwich board proclaiming "ALI IS OUR CHAMP". His final petition to the White House contained 22,224 names.

    On his next visit to England in 1971, Ali arrived at Monaghan's terraced council house in a Rolls-Royce to invite the man he came to call "my Technicolor brother" to make the first of many reciprocal visits to his farm in Berrien Springs, Michigan. Monaghan, who assisted Angelo Dundee in Ali's corner during the second Frazier fight in Madison Square Garden, regards himself privileged to have been allowed glimpses into Ali's private world.

    "Precious moments. Like the morning I got up at five o'clock to see the sun rise over the Michigan countryside. And there was Muhammad already on his prayer mat. God knows how many hours he'd been kneeling there on the floor of the farm. I always knew he was sincere about his religion but I guess I never knew how sincere until then."

    On another occasion in Dublin, where Ali was preparing to fight Al 'Blue' Lewis, a former British heavyweight had demanded £5,000 to open a fete in aid of physically and mentally handicapped children. "The hospital couldn't afford five grand, obviously, but Muhammad heard about the children and turned up unannounced 48 hours before he was due in the ring. You should have seen him with those little mites. There wasn't a photographer or TV camera there to see him but he cuddled and kissed every single sick child in that hospital. Muhammad Ali lives in a state of amazing grace." When Monaghan's mother died in 1992, Ali was among the first at his front door in Abingdon where he entertained the neighbourhood schoolchildren in the front garden with his magic tricks and sparred with Monaghan's son, Tyrone, under the clothes line.

    "He's the only heavyweight champ ever to have fought in Madison Square Garden and my back garden."

    There will, however, be no card, no telephone call and no rendition of Happy Birthday down the Transatlantic line. "Muhammad has an entire room on the farm filled from ceiling to floor with boxes containing letters he can no longer answer. You wouldn't believe the pile of mail that still arrives every day of the week. He's very, very frail and when he can make it to the phone, I'm sorry to say he finds it very difficult to make himself understood.

    "But whenever people say they feel sorry to see him as he is today, I reply: 'Don't feel sorry for Muhammad. It bothers you far more than it bothers him.' He is at peace with the world."

    Skype founders move into net TV



    Screen shot of Joost interface
    The Joost interface allows instant channel hopping

    The founders of the Skype internet telephony service are launching what they describe as the world's first broadcast quality internet TV service.

    Following speculation about a service dubbed The Venice Project, the online television software is now being unveiled under the name Joost.

    It is designed to enable broadcasters to get their programmes in front of a global internet audience.

    It will allow viewers to access all kinds of television over the internet.

    Trial period

    The chief executive, Frederik de Wahl, showing off the service in Joost's London offices, claimed that it provided a different experience from other internet television ventures.

    "We are trying to replicate the complete television experience," he explained as he flicked through channels using the Joost interface on a widescreen television.

    "It's full-screen, broadcast quality, you've got instant channel flipping, and interactivity - a viewer can come to us and get all their TV needs."

    The service is still undergoing trials, but thousands of people have taken up an invitation to download the software and try it out.

    But the big question is what is there to watch?

    So far, it is hard to see a compelling reason to switch on to Joost, which will be a free service supported by advertising.

    Competitive market

    There is a line-up of sports, documentaries and music programming, but nothing that is going to tempt many away from their existing television diet.

    But Mr De Wahl insists this is just trial programming and when the full launch takes place in the next few months there will be much more impressive content on offer.

    Joost is backed by Niklas Zennstrom and Janus Friis, who founded Skype, while Frederik de Wahl previously ran a business whose peer-to-peer software was used in Skype.

    He says a version of that software is key to the appeal of Joost, with new peer-to-peer technology, backed up by the firm's own servers, making it possible to stream video on demand.

    But rival services are already casting doubt on the claim that Joost represents a new frontier for internet television.

    BT Vision, launched in December, offers video-on-demand via broadband, and Channel Four Television says its 4OD service promises DVD-quality programmes to download to your computer.

    Meanwhile another company calling itself Babelgum contacted the BBC to insist that its service, launching in March, would also use peer-to-peer technology to stream video at "near-TV resolution".

    A spokesman said "the Venice Project hasn't got this to itself."

    The battle to broadcast over the internet is hotting up and the Venice Project - or Joost as we now must call it - will have to make plenty of noise to make itself heard.

    16.1.07

    Protection for 'weirdest' species

    Baby slender loris (Image: ZSL)
    Clinging on to existence, a baby slender loris (Image: ZSL)
    A conservation programme for some of the world's most bizarre and unusual creatures has been launched by the Zoological Society of London (ZSL).

    Species like the bumblebee bat and the pygmy hippopotamus will be protected under the Evolutionary Distinct and Globally Endangered (Edge) project.

    The scheme targets animals with unique evolutionary histories that are facing a real risk of extinction.

    The ZSL says many of these species are ignored by existing conservation plans.

    The Society defines Edge animals as having few close relatives, genetically distinct, and require immediate action to save them from extinction.

    'One-of-a-kind'

    "People have been talking about one-of-a-kind species being particularly important for conservation for a long time, but it has been very difficult to integrate them into conservation planning," Jonathan Baillie, the programme's lead scientist, told BBC News.

    "This is the first global-scale programme where we have been able to do it."

    The reason why this has been made possible is because of the development of a taxonomic "super tree" that shows the relationship between different species.

    EDGE 'FOCAL SPECIES' FOR 2007
    Pygmy hippopotamus (Image: ZSL)
    Pygmy hippopotamus
    Attenborough's long-beaked echidna
    Hispaniolan solenodon
    Bactrian camel
    Yangtze River dolphin
    Slender loris
    Hirola antelope
    Golden-rumped elephant shrew
    Bumblebee bat
    Long-eared jerboa
    (Image courtesy of ZSL)

    "So we know which ones are most evolutionary distinct, and then we can combine this with threat status," Dr Baillie added.

    Scientists have identified a total of 564 species that fall within the new definition, and the ZSL's programme will focus on the top 100.

    For the first year, the ZSL has identified 10 "focal species" that will be the first to benefit from the initiative.

    The bumblebee bat (Craseonycteris thonglongyai), believed to be the world's smallest mammal, is one of the beneficiaries.

    It is understood that it is the sole member of the Craseonycterudae family of bats, and is thought to have last shared a common ancestor with another species about 43 million years ago.

    Since being first described in 1974, the tiny creature has been disturbed by collectors and tourists wanting to see it.

    The main threat facing it comes from forest burning near its habitat of limestone caves in western Thailand and south-east Burma.

    The slender loris (Loris tardigradus), found in southern Sri Lanka, is another to benefit.

    The ZSL says the fossil record of the lorids extends back to the Early Miocene (20 million years ago).

    Populations of this small primate are declining because of deforestation, and conservationists plan to restore its habitat and establish corridors between fragmented areas of forest.

    'Mona Lisa' species

    Dr Baillie hoped the initiative would help raise awareness of the plight of these little-known animals.

    "They represent entire lineages. If you were to think about Edge species in terms of the art world, it would be like losing a Mona Lisa - they are totally irreplaceable and unique.

    Hirola antelope
    Hirola - Africa's most threatened antelope (Image: Tim Wacher/ZSL)
    "At the moment, we are focusing on the 10 focal species where we think we can really make a difference, and we are trying to raise funds to implement conservation actions."

    For each of the animals, he says the first step will be to send a team of experts to the region to assess the state of the species.

    Local students will then be recruited to act as "Edge conservation fellows" to carry out ongoing research, which will be used to shape strategies to protect the species.

    He adds that they are aiming to have action plans in place for the top 100 Edge creatures within the next five years.

    The programme will be funded by grants, and from donations made by the public visiting a website updated with the latest field research and blogs from conservationists working on the projects.

    The ZSL is currently working on a similar scheme for amphibians, which it hopes to launch in the near future.

    Blood is up over sale of Dracula's castle

    Romanian officials were embroiled in a battle yesterday over who has the right to buy the country's most popular tourist site, known as Dracula's Castle, after it went on the market late last year.

    Bran Castle, briefly home to Prince Vlad Tepes III, known as Vlad the Impaler and the inspiration for Bram Stoker's Count Dracula, was returned to the Habsburg family last year after being seized by the Communists in 1956.

    Bran Castle in Romania
    Bran Castle, in central Romania, was the home of Prince Vlad 'the Impaler' Tepes III, who inspired Bram Stoker’s Dracula

    Within months, Dominic von Habsburg put the castle up for sale for £40 million.

    Yesterday councillors in Brasov, central Romania, said they had secured a loan to buy the 14th century Transylvanian castle. But the culture minister, Adrian Iorgulescu, said his ministry had first refusal on the castle under terms agreed when it was returned.

    Mr von Habsburg's lawyer, Corin Trandafir, confirmed that his client had approached Brasov council three weeks ago and the lawyer had helped the council arrange a loan with a Vienna-based bank.

    Mr Iorgulescu countered: "The purchase offer is illegal as we have the first refusal. Brasov county council can think about buying the castle only after the culture ministry says it is not interested, and we have not yet even made our offer."

    He said, however, that his ministry was not prepared to pay the £40 million asking price as it was "indecently high and exaggerated compared to the real value of the castle".

    Vlad the Impaler
    Bloodthirsty:
    Vlad the Impaler

    A proper evaluation needed to be made before any sale could be agreed, he added.

    Mr von Habsburg, 68, a US-based graphic designer, lived in the castle as a child when it was owned by his grandmother, Romania's Queen Marie, a grandchild of Queen Victoria.

    After the fortress was seized by the communists it was turned into a museum. It is the country's greatest tourist attraction despite the fact that its links to Prince Vlad Tepes III are tenuous.

    It is not known how long he stayed there and whether he was a guest or a prisoner in the castle's dungeons.

    He gained his grisly reputation because of his habit of executing opponents by impaling them on spikes and watching as they slowly bled to death.

    Screw tops on wine bottles 'can lead to rotten eggs smell'

    Millions of bottles of wine sealed with screw tops rather than corks could be ruined by the smell of rotten eggs, experts have discovered.

    Tests suggest that more than one screw top bottle in 50 sold in Britain could be affected by the problem, a chemical process called sulphidisation. The figures throw into doubt claims by the wine industry that screw tops are safer and more reliable than corks.

    The annual International Wine Challenge event tested tens of thousands of wines from around the world including around 9,000 with screw caps. It found 2.2 per cent of screw top bottles suffered from sulphidisation and other problems connected with the wine not breathing.

    The effects leave a whiff of sulphur, likened by some to burning rubber, rotten eggs, burnt matches or stink bombs. Around 100 million screw top bottles of wine a year are sold in Britain and the figure is rising as it becomes a popular alternative to cork.

    Almost 90 per cent of New Zealand wines now arrive in screw top bottles. Warren Adamson, the UK director of the New Zealand Wine & Grape Industry, said: "This is the first time any official figures have come out with regard to the screw top's sulphide problems. These are helpful for our producers. However New Zealand wines were only 1.7 per cent affected, below the average."

    But a wine taster Martin Isark said: "Although the smelly problem is a small percentage, with over a hundred million screw top wines hitting our shelves that's potentially a big stink."

    Union in poor state on 300th anniversary

    Today is the 300th anniversary of the Act of Union between England and Scotland which saw the two countries merge to form Great Britain.

    Letter written by James I
    A letter written by James I (James VI of Scotland), who first united the two crowns

    Celebrations will be low key south of the Border, featuring the creation of a commemorative £2 coin and an exhibition in the House of Lords. The Scottish Parliament is organising a series of events involving schools, museums and galleries to mark the anniversary, including an exhibition at its Holyrood building called Making the Act of Union 1707.

    During renewed debate on whether the union should continue, polls have revealed just over half of Scots and the same number of the English, support independence for Scotland.

    Results also suggested there is support on both sides of the Border for an English Parliament. Earlier this month Gordon Brown issued a stark warning that the Union is under threat. Writing in The Daily Telegraph he staked his claim to be the champion of Unionism against what he called a “dangerous drift” of separatism.

    The Chancellor’s comments came in the face of resurgent support for the Scottish National Party and calls for English laws to be decided by English MPs alone. England and Scotland have shared one monarch since 1603 but it was Queen Anne who recommended the union of the two kingdoms, influenced by a 10-month stay in Scotland in 1681.

    The Scottish Parliament passed an Act of Union on January 16, 1707 amid allegations of bribery and religious division.

    The House of Commons followed on February 28 and Queen Anne gave the royal assent on March 6 to an Act which stated: “The Two Kingdoms of Scotland and England, shall upon the 1st May next ensuing the date hereof, and forever after, be United into One Kingdom by the Name of GREAT BRITAIN’’.

    A new Union flag combined the Cross of St Andrew, featuring white diagonals on a blue ground, and the Cross of St George, featuring a red cross. The cross saltire of St Patrick was added in 1801 after the Act of Union with Ireland.

    Barbara Kelly

    Barbara Kelly, who has died aged 82, was one of showbusiness's brightest personalities in the 1950s, often appearing with her husband, Bernard Braden; she was probably best known for her appearances on the panel show What's My Line?

    She and Braden arrived from Canada in 1949 and quickly established themselves as – by the standards of British broadcasters at the time – brash and breezy performers on stage as well as radio and television. Barbara Kelly was in regular demand in radio dramas and scored a hit in Male Animal in the West End, but soon joined her husband on the radio variety show Breakfast with Braden, which was so popular that in 1950 it was moved to a later slot and renamed Bedtime with Braden.

    They made their television debut on An Evening at Home With Bernard Braden and Barbara Kelly in 1951 but, though popular, it ran for only one series.

    In 1953 she joined What's My Line?, which featured Eamonn Andrews as the chairman, and David Nixon, Gilbert Harding and Isobel Barnett as the other contestants attempting to guess the occupations of members of the public. This simple format proved immensely popular, and the programme ran until 1963. When it was briefly revived in 1984, Andrews and Barbara Kelly were the only original members of the team to appear.

    Barbara Kelly was born on October 5 1924 at Vancouver, British Colombia, and was given elocution lessons as a young girl. Barbara hated the stage, but her mother was a frustrated actress. Her first professional engagement was with the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, when she played the Virgin Mary in a Nativity Play.

    She married Braden in 1942 – "to escape from my mother" and having been warned by her father: "Never do anything to besmirch the name of Kelly or I will kill you." Two years and two children later, she said, it occurred to her to ask: "How can you besmirch a name like Kelly?"

    She was soon in demand for radio work and also toured a series of small theatres across Canada before making her first television appearances in The Stage Series.

    By the end of the 1950s, Barbara Kelly was a well-established figure on television and radio in Britain, but for the next decade her husband's career moved to the fore, with the success of his On the Braden Beat, one of the earliest consumer guidance programmes, which won a Bafta award in 1964 and ran on ATV for six years. The programme was followed by Braden's Week on the BBC, which lasted four years.

    Her other television work included Kelly's Eye, Criss Cross Quiz and Leave Your Name and Number as well as the sitcom B and B in 1968, where she again teamed up with her husband, and in which their younger daughter Kim also appeared.

    During the 1970s Barbara Kelly and her husband ran Adanac Productions, which they had set up 20 years earlier, and which by then was specialising in presentations at business conferences. Barbara Kelly then began an agency offering advice to celebrities on managing their image and career direction. Through her company Prime Performers she also offered the services of a number of figures – including Barbara Windsor, Joan Collins, Raymond Baxter, Norman Tebbit and John Harvey-Jones – for the after-dinner-speaking circuit.

    She also ran Speakerpower, which provides actors to train people in public speaking and presentations.

    Barbara Kelly took a no-nonsense approach to most things; even during an armed raid in 1978, she asked the robbers – who had knocked her husband out – to "take off the Noddy hats and have a drink". Despite having suffered from cancer during the 1980s, she nursed her husband during his own final illness. Bernard Braden died in 1993 and her son also predeceased her. Barbara Kelly died on Sunday; she is survived by her two daughters.

    15.1.07

    France offered to 'merge' with UK in 1950s


  • Your View: What would life be like if Britain and France had merged?
  • Britain and France discussed a "union" in the 1950s and even talked about France joining the British Commonwealth, it emerged today.

    Guy Mollet, Sir Anthony Eden, and French foreign Minister M. Pineau; France offered to 'merge' with UK in 1950s
    Guy Mollet (l), Sir Anthony Eden, and Christian Pineau, the French foreign minister, meet in Paris

    Previously secret documents uncovered in the National Archives reveal how, on Sept 10, 1956, the French prime minister Guy Mollet came to London to discuss the possibility of a merger between the two countries with Sir Anthony Eden, then British prime minister.

    A British Cabinet paper from that period reads: "When the French Prime Minister, Monsieur Mollet, was recently in London he raised with the Prime Minister the possibility of a union between the United Kingdom and France."

    Mr Mollet was an Anglophile and at the time of his proposal France was in economic difficulties and faced the escalating Suez crisis.

    His suggestion for a union was swiftly dismissed by the British, but he returned with a second radical plan: that France be allowed to join the Commonwealth.

    The British premier met this proposal with surprisingly more enthusiasm, according to the BBC. A document dated Sept 28, 1956 records a conversation between Sir Anthony and his Cabinet Secretary, Sir Norman Brook.

    It says: "Sir Norman Brook asked to see me this morning and told me he had come up from the country consequent on a telephone conversation from the Prime Minister, who is in Wiltshire.

    "The PM told him on the telephone that he thought in the light of his talks with the French:

    "That we should give immediate consideration to France joining the Commonwealth;

    "That Monsieur Mollet had not thought there need be difficulty over France accepting the headship of her Majesty;

    "That the French would welcome a common citizenship arrangement on the Irish basis."

    After Britain decided to pull out of Suez, all talk of union faded away. A year later France signed the Treaty of Rome with Germany and the other founding nations of the Common Market.

    Mike Thomson, presenter of the BBC’s Document programme, writes on the BBC website that the revelatory papers "have lain virtually unnoticed since being released two decades ago".

    No record of the proposals is thought to exist in French archives.

    Churches may modernise funerals

    Churches will be urged later this month to modernise their funeral services by using motorcycles as hearses or fireworks to shoot ashes into the sky.

    The Christian Resources Exhibition, whose directors include the Bishop of Bristol, the Rt Rev Mike Hill, is to feature a range of less traditional ways of saying farewell to the dead at a three-day event in Exeter.

    The Rev Paul Sinclair
    Rev Paul Sinclair says funerals should reflect lifestyle

    Among the exhibitors in the Return to Sender section is the Rev Paul Sinclair, the founder of Motorcycle Funerals, which runs sidecar hearses in place of traditional vehicles.

    Mr Sinclair, a Pentecostal minister based in Derbyshire, said the approach of the Christian Churches to funerals was "overly narrow".

    "As well as having religion, most people have other lifestyles," he said.

    "Churches need to realise that when they do funerals they can't be on the basis of faith alone, but should also be relevant to their lifestyle.

    "Take a man who rode motorbikes in the war, then came home and rode into retirement. If you put him in a car, his lifestyle has been completely ignored.

    "No one submits a Catholic to a Muslim service or places a Liverpool fan in an Arsenal strip when they die - so why should people who love bikes be last seen in an automobile?"

    Another less conventional method of dispatching the deceased that will be on display at the exhibition is the use of fireworks to send ashes into the night sky.

    Thirty six such funerals, costing between £900 and £1,800, have taken place in Britain so far, none with the blessing of a Christian minister. Fergus Jamieson, the managing director of Heavens Above Fireworks, said: "We have the wrong approach to death.

    "It's always sad when people die. We have got to grieve, but there needs to be an opportunity to have a celebration afterwards.

    "People cry tears of joy at the end of our fireworks displays."

    Also at the exhibition will be Vidstone, an American firm that makes videos showing pictures of the dead person set to music and placed in a solar-powered screen on a headstone.

    Under Church of England law, these would be banned from British graveyards.

    However, Sergio Aguirre, the chief executive officer at Vidstone, believes that the Church will change its rules "in time".

    "People want to tell the story of their loved one's lives, rather than have a granite headstone," he said. "This is a way that you can deal with the grieving process.

    "It helps people to see happy memories. It helps people to have closure."

    The Rev Ian Morris, the author of The Motorcycle Hearse and Other Undertakings, a book about funerals, said the Churches must embrace alternative attitudes to death.

    "Thank goodness for these light-hearted approaches," said Mr Morris, a former chaplain at Addenbrooke's Hospital, Cambridge.

    "People need permission to laugh and weep at funerals. I think it's fantastic."

    He said the Church had a lot to learn from the new ways of conducting funerals as "their default position is to be sombre and serious".

    "If there's anything that we can do in the Church to take away people's fear of death, then let's do it," he said.

    "A firework display or a motor-cycle hearse might be exactly the right thing."

    On the mend

    When getting a broken appliance fixed is often more expensive than replacing it, it's not surprising that repair is a dying art.

    The disposable culture started small. In 1892 William Painter, founder of the Baltimore Bottle Seal Company, patented the crown cork, which would soon become more widely known as the bottle cap. The bottles were returned and refilled, but the bottle caps got thrown away. They only worked once. Painter's chief salesman at the time was King Camp Gillette, who went on to apply the principle to his own invention, the disposable razor blade. Today almost everything has its disposable version - cameras, nappies, barbecues - but the concept has been taken a step further. Economic imperatives have made most of our consumer durables effectively disposable. In short, they are often cheaper to replace than they are to mend. This applies not just to radios and toasters, but to fridges, televisions and dishwashers. We now live in a disposable culture.

    We no longer revel in it, however. We know we should be reducing the amount of waste we produce, although for all our efforts to compost or recycle, landfill continues to increase. It's hard to slip a CD player into the bottom of the rubbish these days without feeling a pang of conscience, especially if you suspect that all it needs is a bit of mending. But who fixes that sort of thing any more? And how much would they charge you?

    As if we weren't throwing enough away already, modern life has given us dozens of bewildering new appliances - set-top boxes, modem-routers - whose very purpose is almost as mysterious as their workings. To the untrained eye, they appear to be nothing more than plastic boxes that get a bit hot when you plug them in. Every new gadget seems to come with its own remote control or charging station, without which it is inoperable, and which is destined to go missing. In some cases the stuff is literally irreparable; either the spare parts are not supplied or there is nothing to fix - the appliance itself is considered a "complete replacement unit". What do you do, for example, with a broken electric toothbrush? If you're like me, you go out and buy a new one, and then another new one, and then another, until eventually you learn that electric toothbrushes are a sort of con: you're lucky if the base outlives two replacement heads.

    With persistence, one may still find someone out there willing to make the necessary repairs to your broken breadmaker, but even they will feel obliged to inform you that, given the likely price of the service, you'd probably be better off chucking out the old one and buying the latest model. To insist that something be mended even though it will end up costing more than a brand-new replacement is, to say the least, eccentric.

    Ironically, this dilemma occasionally opens up the hitherto unheard-of possibility of fixing the damaged goods yourself. If something is next to worthless anyway, why not take it apart and see if you can figure out what's wrong? I have had particular luck (it ain't skill, trust me) with crappy, plastic, battery-operated children's toys, where shoddy manufacture is usually the cause of the fault and some strong glue, tape or a touch of solder is usually all it takes to put it right. Small children tend to be incredibly impressed by this sort of thing, which is probably the only reason I bother. I wouldn't suggest you attempt to repair your own microwave, although I managed it once, spending several days painstakingly resculpting a broken plastic door latch from a blob of epoxy resin. It was one of the most satisfying experiences of my life - a difficult triumph to work into casual conversation, perhaps, but I'm still trying.

    While some repairs are certainly beyond the realms of the ordinary consumer, many are incredibly simple, requiring the straightforward replacement of a broken, lost or worn-out part. Finding willing repairmen may be almost impossible, but tracking down spare parts has never been easier; the internet is a treasure trove of dishwasher wheels, microwave turntable motors and vacuum-cleaner drive belts. You can now replace most lost chargers and remotes without leaving your computer. There are hundreds of sites offering step-by-step diagnostics and repair instructions. Remember: if you ruin it, you were only going to chuck it out anyway.

    The toaster
    'I like repairing things," says the man behind the counter. "I like to make things work. Simple as that. I've been the same since I was a child."

    It's Tuesday morning at Teleservice, a small business in Hereford run by Peter Pritchard, 63. The window is full of such attractions as CB radios (still big with farmers, apparently), torches, TV aerials and hoover bags, but Pritchard's metier is betrayed by a collection of drawers with labels such as "dishwasher wheels", "kettle-boiler elements" and "Hotpoint/Creda control knobs". The Amazing Mr Pritchard has been restoring appliances to health for close to 40 years.

    I have arrived bearing a toaster - your bog-standard, two-slot, removable-crumb-tray Russell Hobbs model, boasting 1,100 watts of bread-heating power - which mysteriously stopped working last week. In this area, Pritchard has form: though he thinks of himself as a TV specialist, his initiation into the repair world came via this kind of electric small fry. "In this trade, you started on toasters and irons," he says. "We used to fix everything."

    But here comes the bad news: the toaster-repair business has long been virtually non-existent. "It started to go about 20 years ago," he says. "You couldn't get the spares, so people got in the habit of just throwing them away. And look at kettles: people buy them for £6 from a supermarket, but a replacement element will cost you £10. I won't be here in two years' time, I don't think. Nobody will want anything repaired. Even televisions are becoming throwaway now. People won't spend the money: if I tell them it's £50 to fix it, they say, 'Oh, I think I'll buy another one.'"

    During his trade's glory years, broken TVs would come in at the rate of five or six a day; now he sees to one or two a week. The modern affordability of washing machines means that customers are reluctant to splash out on repairs that cost anything over £40 or £50. They still come in with toasters and kettles, but the repair maths puts them off. There is one exception: Dualit toasters, which cost £100 and upwards. Mr Pritchard stocks Dualit elements, and will happily work his magic with them.

    That said, he is up for today's challenge, with one possibly fatal proviso. A spares website tells us that the only replacement component available is the handle, and that's obviously not the source of the problem. None the less, we take the toaster into his workshop - a pokey, slightly Doctor Who-esque place, replete with what looks like an oscilloscope - and begin a series of simple tests. An old-school Avometer (it stands for amps, volts, ohms) instantly locates the malfunction: one of the elements has broken, and the fact that all four are wired in series means that both slots are therefore out. Nothing can be done: for want of a simple criss-cross lattice of metal, our poor, forlorn little appliance will have to be hurled into a skip.

    For Pritchard, meanwhile, retirement beckons - though he is still "just about" turning a profit. "The one thing that's kept me going is Dyson vacuum cleaners," he says. "They've been a saviour to our trade, because people will spend the money on getting those fixed."

    Just for a moment, his face darkens. "But the latest model's very reliable, which is a nuisance."

    The DVD player
    My chunky Toshiba DVD player, bought in 2003, threw in the towel a few weeks back. Needless to say, I didn't have extended warranty cover for my dead appliance. But, still, I took it back to my local branch of Currys to see what could be done. As I carried it in from the car, nursing the plug, lead and remote control unit to my chest, I felt oddly fond of it. We'd had good nights together, that DVD and I.

    The Currys boy happened to be immensely tall, with large hands and eyes like a switched-off telly.

    "Would it be possible ... ?" I started.

    "Can't fix it. Not worth it," he uttered, twiddling something fascinating in his trouser pocket.

    "But it's only three years old," I said, as if pleading for the life of a sick puppy. "Surely there must be something ... "

    "Customer services," he said, sending me off with a shove of his head.

    Adrian at customer services was a bored man, but he did have a gadget on his computer which allowed him to pull up my entire electronic history with the company. The DVD player was uncovered and thus unmendable and wholly uninteresting to Adrian. "It's not on the screen," he sniffed. "There's nothing I can do."

    "Have you tried a lens cleaner?" he inquired, rather benevolently, I thought. Yes, I had tried a lens cleaner. "Well," he said, in a conspiratorially low whisper, as if being overheard might be a sackable offence, "you could try the, erm, shop on Sackville Road. Might do it. Depends what's wrong with it. But" - his voice rose perceptibly - "you'd be better off getting a new one. They cost less than 30 quid."

    It was tempting. There was something provocative about the slimline DVD players lined up like dancing girls on the shelf. One model cost just £19.99, about the same price as a DVD of The Constant Gardener; this seemed all wrong, like paying more for the coffee than the cup.

    "Um, Adrian," I asked gingerly, "could you recycle it if I can't fix it?" The answer was an inevitable no.

    Robert Smith Video Repair Centre, dumped on the corner of a residential street in Hove, is one of those places, like Mr Benn's shop, that might not be there next time you look. Inside, the rectangular video recorders and cuboid cathode-ray TVs are stacked in neat ranks, each with a label indicating its medical history. "Dead," said some. Others said, "Done." It was like a geriatric ward for entertainment systems, but there was hope in this room. Here, tinkering with a screwdriver clearly yielded results.

    A man with a moustache emerged from a back room and accepted my DVD player, bidding me to await his call with the prognosis. How much would it cost? That would depend, he said, leaving the mystery hanging in the mote-filled air. I left hoping for the best, willing that the fix would cost less than £19.99.

    Robert Smith called. The laser was faulty. He had rung a couple of wholesalers, but they didn't have one in stock. "Lasers," admitted Robert, "can be pretty expensive." How expensive exactly? More than £19.99? My heart wanted him to say no, but my brain already knew the DVD was a DNR. "Anything from £20 to £100," replied Robert, like a surgeon breaking the news gently. "You may want to think about writing it off," he continued, getting as close to holding my hand as you can over the phone.

    There was nothing for it. The old Toshiba is, alas, off to Guangdong, to be strip-searched for a morsel of metal and dumped in a lake. The slinky new silver DVD player sits under the TV and looks adorable, like a kitten. It's working beautifully. I give it a week.

    The Vacuum
    'The problem is ... " Styled like an oversized training shoe, my stricken mauve vacuum cleaner squats on Alan Levine's worktop at the back of his narrow shop. He's gunning the motor and checking for suction. Finally, after two hours scouring the electrical shops of north London, I've found someone who will diagnose my vacuum's malady. " ... you've got a crap cleaner."

    Just as some people tend to order the second cheapest bottle of wine on the menu, I bought one up from the bargain vacuum at a different electrical shop eight months ago. Since then, I've had two satisfactory vacuuming sessions and a dozen scraping, sweating, heaving, tugging, unblocking, scrubbing attempts to persuade this cleaner to remove the most rudimentary crumbs from the carpet.

    Apart from laziness, one reason for the decline of the repair society in cities is the impossibility of popping the broken object in the car boot and parking outside your friendly repair shop. In today's urban landscape, traffic wardens roam in front of boarded-up electrical retailers.

    Vacuum in rucksack, I start my repair odyssey by staggering along to the electrical shops of Finsbury Park. Despite being 10am, two are closed; one with "closing down sale" stickers in the windows. Another two that look promising only unblock and repair mobile phones.

    A quick search on Yell.com reveals only eight businesses in the entire London area that classify their trade as including "electrical repairs". There are bound to be others, but they don't exactly tout for business.

    The first shop I call says it will only examine items it has sold; the second no longer does repairs, but suggests I phone City Domestic on Essex Road.

    Levine answers. He asks me how much I paid for my vacuum (£50) and warns me of the minimum repair charge (£20). It's obvious he thinks it won't be worth my while - or his. He has repaired and sold appliances in north London since 1965. Thirty years ago, 100% of his business was repairs; today it is 10%. He and his six engineers would repair 20 vacuums a day; now his staff spend their days delivering new washing machines.

    "It is simply down to the price of goods coming in, the price the public are demanding to pay. Here I have no sympathy for consumers. Everyone is demanding cheap, cheap, cheap, and that's what they're getting," he says.

    White goods are "made down to a price". Cheaper is less reliable, less likely to last as long, and less logical to repair. "You don't have to pay a lot for a decent vacuum cleaner but people are falling into this trap of £29.99 jobbies. You know that is never going to be worth repairing and you're lucky if it lasts a year."

    He gets a call from a regular customer. His fridge has broken. It will cost £20 for a new thermostat and £50 for labour. "Bin it," suggests Levine. He'll deliver a new one for £130.

    "My life is spent saying, 'Forget it, forget it,'" he says. It takes longer to repair something now: tracing and ordering spare parts is trickier because "there are so many Mickey Mouse brands around". The cheapest electronic goods cannot be repaired at all. More-over, no young workers are learning how to fix things.

    Levine would rather do repairs. It takes longer to deliver a new washing machine than to repair an old one. He must match the prices - and tiny margins - of the volume-selling big chains. In his repair days, he would have £2,000 tied up in spare-part stock; now it's £25,000 of Siemens, Bosch, Frigidaire and others stacked high in his shop.

    There is, he says, only one repair market left: Dyson vacuum cleaners. "That's not to say his product is unreliable, but there's so much market penetration and it's a premium product. People have paid a lot of money for them, so they'll pay to repair them."

    Levine fixes my vacuum in five minutes. He points out that the bag ("that is going back 40 years") needs a good scrape and the suction reduces when the bag blocks the motor. Back home, the vacuum works. But Levine is right. It's still rubbish.


    Michael Brecker

    Michael Brecker, who died on Saturday aged 57, was one of the most influential jazz musicians of his generation; he was certainly the most imitated tenor saxophonist, and it is unusual to find a player below the age of 40 whose style does not reveal at least a trace of his influence.

    Brecker's albums, which gained him 11 Grammy awards, were obsessively picked over by young saxophonists. Although his best disciples could approach his seamless velocity of execution, none could match his speed of thought, his flashes of bizarre wit or the remarkable tonal variety he could command. He was also immensely adaptable and able to fit into virtually any musical context.

    Michael Brecker was born in Philadelphia on March 29 1949, the son of a jazz-loving attorney who was also a keen amateur pianist. "My father could think of nothing nicer than to have professional jazz musicians in the family," he told one interviewer. "It was the wrong way round. Fathers are supposed to advise you to get a proper job. My teenage rebellion was to consider becoming a doctor. I even enrolled for pre-med at Indiana University, but I wound up spending all my time in the music studio."

    He moved to New York in 1969, at first playing mainly in rhythm-and-blues bands before forming the pioneer jazz-rock band Dreams with his elder brother, the trumpeter Randy Brecker. "I couldn't have picked a better time. I was in the first generation to be exposed equally to jazz and pop. We listened to Miles Davis and Sonny Rollins, John Coltrane, rhythm-and-blues, the Beatles, Hendrix. We developed a whole new approach and it gave us so much freedom. The rock context meant that you could play complex ideas and not be met by a bunch of puzzled or hostile faces. "

    Although the band attracted critical approval, and recorded two albums for Columbia, Dreams was slightly ahead of its time and failed to cover its running costs. In 1973 Brecker and his brother joined the Horace Silver Quintet, both leaving the following year to form a new band, the Brecker Brothers. This soon became recognised as a leading force in the burgeoning jazz-rock idiom and lasted as a going concern until 1982. From 1977 to 1985 the brothers also owned a New York club, Seventh Avenue South, which presented their style of music and where they often played themselves.

    From informal sessions at Seventh Avenue South emerged a band called Steps, which Brecker co-led with the vibraphonist Mike Mainieri. It was to become one of the most popular and long-lived of all "fusion" bands, under the name Steps Ahead. Brecker continued to appear with it until 1987.

    Throughout this period, Brecker pursued what was virtually a separate career as a featured session musician. It has been estimated that he appears on around 400 recordings by popular artists, including John Lennon, Paul Simon, James Taylor, Bruce Springsteen, Quincy Jones, and even Frank Sinatra in his last years. "I think I've always been able to adapt to many styles, provided that the music was good and I had some kind of feeling for it," he remarked.

    Despite his eminence and the devotion he inspired among younger musicians, it was not until 1987, at the age of 38, that Michael Brecker released an album under his own name. He had always preferred, he said at the time, to be part of a co-operative venture. The debut album, entitled simply Michael Brecker, was notable, among other things, for his use of the EWI (Electronic Wind Instrument), a synthesiser controlled by a device modelled on the mouthpiece and keys of a saxophone. Brecker himself had a hand in the design of the instrument and was one of the few able successfully to exploit its potential.

    Brecker albums flowed regularly thereafter; they included Don't Try This At Home (1988); Now You See It… Now You Don't (1990); Tales From The Hudson (1996); and Two Blocks From The Edge (1998). To coincide with the British release of Time Is Of The Essence in September 1999, Brecker appeared for a few nights at Ronnie Scott's club in London.

    Although several collections of his transcribed solos had been published, and he was a favourite among students on the newly established jazz courses at colleges of music, Brecker himself continued to learn, taking saxophone lessons "to correct bad habits" and also studying piano and composition. "I never went to music school, " he told Jazz Forum in 1988. "There are big holes in my education."

    Despite his reputation for bravura virtuosity, one of Brecker's most successful and admired albums was The Nearness Of You: The Ballad Book (2001), a collection of American romantic songs, with a band including Herbie Hancock at the piano and Pat Metheny on guitar. In 2002 Brecker, Hancock and the trumpeter Roy Hargrove released Directions In Music, a live recording from a concert tour celebrating the music of Miles Davis and John Coltrane. The following year Brecker assembled the 15-piece Quindectet, his biggest-ever band, to record the album Wide Angles, which gained two Grammy Awards in the following year.

    Shortly afterwards he became ill, and was diagnosed with myelodysplastic syndrome, which later led to leukaemia. A blood stem cell transplant was unsuccessful.

    He is survived by his wife, Susan, and their two children.

    The dangers of dodgy databases

    Here is a brilliant plan. Let's set up an organisation able to gather together all records of criminal behaviour and thereby protect the vulnerable and give employers a better idea about who it is they want to hire. We will call it the Criminal Records Bureau (CRB) and who could possibly argue against it? Indeed, nobody did when the legislation was introduced by the last Conservative government and implemented by Labour about five years ago, with the accompanying IT failures and administrative breakdowns that are par for the course.

    Who would dispute the need for a centrally run agency able to sift through criminal records to ensure that a paedophile does not end up running a kindergarten? Would you not want someone to check that the care worker looking after your ageing granny does not have a record for assaulting old women? But the CRB is only as good as the information it is able to access; and since the Home Office chose to file away thousands of criminal convictions of Britons abroad sent to the department over a 10-year period, it is clear that the Police National Computer has some pretty substantial holes in it.

    The Government's view is that, despite the flaws, it is better than nothing. But is this true? If potential employers ask the CRB to carry out a record check and back comes the response "no trace", then they are entitled to believe that the new teacher, or care worker, or swimming-pool attendant is an upstanding and blameless citizen; yet this might not be so.

    The problem with these systems is that they supplant the application of common sense. People assume that because they have a piece of paper saying that a would-be employee is not a criminal, he (or she) isn't. The converse is also true, as we know from many whose details have inexplicably been entered into the police database as armed robbers or serial burglars when they are, in reality, pillars of probity.

    One reader got in touch to tell how he found out about an erroneous entry only when he applied for another care job within a group for which he already worked. Because his employers already knew him, they were aghast to receive a CRB disclosure claiming he had a lengthy record. He was shown the certificate and was able to demonstrate without any difficulty that he was not actually in court on the various days he had allegedly been sentenced.

    So he contacted the CRB and was required, despite being the totally innocent party, to provide his fingerprints to prove he was who he said he was. Notwithstanding this rigmarole, a year or so later exactly the same thing happened again. As he pointed out, if he did not already have a good relationship with his employers, he would never have discovered the mistake and would have been left wondering why he was not even interviewed.

    Now we have hundreds, maybe thousands, of innocent people who are on the Police National Computer tagged as criminals; and we have thousands of criminals who aren't on the computer at all. John Reid, the Home Secretary, has admitted that up to 14 British criminals convicted overseas later passed criminal records checks because files were not updated. And, don't forget, the Home Office had the information on these people to hand; many more people are convicted abroad whose details are never passed to the UK at all for one reason or another.

    The Government says CRB checks stop some 25,000 unsuitable individuals getting jobs working with vulnerable people, so it is worth all the glitches and a few disgruntled unfortunates whose holidays or careers are wrecked as a result.

    Yet the danger is that employers come to rely on these disclosures, and fail to make the sort of personal reference checks that used to be an automatic requirement for any job application. This was among the many troubling revelations from the inquiry into the Soham murders in 2002. The school where Ian Huntley got a job as a caretaker failed to make proper checks on his references before allowing him to move into accommodation that came with the job, although it later said these references had been genuine and provided no information that would have prevented him from being offered the post.

    The Home Office is adamant that the CRB has been a great success; but, given the incompetence on display these past few days, it is essential that a proper use of references and testimonials does not fall into disuse because of a misplaced faith in flawed databases.

    At least Mr Reid has an answer: ID cards. "Nothing would be a bigger boost to our ability to protect the public than some form of identity management," he says, "and it ill behoves people to stand up and demand the ends that they say the public want and then on every occasion oppose the means of achieving those ends."

    Well, it might "ill behove" me to say this, but surely the ID database will be just as vulnerable as police computers to the wrong information being entered, or not entered at all – even more so, given its size. We are told on an almost daily basis by ministers whenever a policy or management failure is exposed that all will be well when we have ID cards.

    But, as with the CRB, the ID database will only be as good, or as bad, as the information it contains – leaving aside its capacity to issue millions of false read-outs because even the most secure biometrics are not foolproof.

    Today, Tony Blair is expected to confirm that the Government wants to join up all those Whitehall databases that we were once told would keep our personal information separate. Ministers have concluded that rules against sharing data between departments are too rigid and greater flexibility is needed.

    But if they have learnt anything from the foreign convictions saga, it must be that, while databases are of great benefit in capturing information and making it easily accessible, it is dangerous to view them, as this Government increasingly does, as a panacea.

    The old adage "rubbish in, rubbish out" still holds true.

    Editors Comment - Bring on ID Cards at any expense - What have you got to hide?

    Full of hope, Scott's wife wrote final love letter

  • 'To my widow: Scott of the Antarctic's final letter'
  • In pictures: Captain Scott's final letter
  • Days after publishing Scott of the Antarctic's final letter to his wife, Kathleen, which he addressed to "My widow", The Daily Telegraph today reveals her last letter to the explorer — written almost seven months after he had died.

    Never before made public, it was sent from London in October 1912. Captain Robert Falcon Scott had perished in the Antarctic in March battling terrible conditions returning from the South Pole and Kathleen then had no idea of her husband's fate.

    Robert and Kathleen Scott. Scott's love letters were very tender
    Robert and Kathleen Scott. Their letters reveal the explorer’s previously unsuspected tenderness

    Full of hope, she described her joy at them soon being reunited and how "glorious" their lives together would be. She told her husband how he was "loved" in Britain and described how the cream of London society had just attended a special cinema screening to see film footage of his expedition.

    News had reached London of how Scott's Norwegian rival, Roald Amundsen, had reached the pole first. But Kathleen wrote that her husband should not be downhearted. Losing the race was just a "pinprick" because everybody in Britain "says he [Amundsen] didn't play the game".

    The sad letter, which Kathleen anticipated her husband would receive when he was picked up from the Antarctic by the expedition ship in spring 1913, is one of several between Scott and his wife released yesterday by the Scott Polar Research Institute in Cambridge.

    Many of them reveal a depth of passion between the couple never guessed at by scholars and biographers.

    Letters from their early courtship — both lived in Chelsea — show them writing to each other daily, desperate to see each other. The explorer confessed to pacing outside his future wife's house in Cheyne Walk but not daring to knock at her parents' door.

    In his news to his wife from the Antarctic, Scott also reveals his warm thoughts for members of his team.


    Heather Lane, librarian of the institute, said yesterday that Scott had been typically portrayed as an introverted and rather controlled figure, but the strength of feeling shown in his letters, for his wife and his men, should lead to a major reassessment of Britain's greatest polar hero.

    She said: "These are national treasures and it's really quite extraordinary stuff. His letters are incredibly tender. The biographies have tended to focus only on his achievements, but here we can see a completely different side, a family man and a young man completely in love."

    Robert and Kathleen met in 1907, married in 1908, and had their only child, Peter (to become the renowned naturalist Sir Peter Scott), in 1909. The explorer set off for Antarctica in 1910.

    The released letters are a small tranche of 160 given to the institute by his descendants in the last month. They span the last two years of Scott's life. The institute now holds Scott's complete correspondence — some 380 letters — as well as much of his expedition equipment.

    Mrs Lane said: "I am looking forward to reading the whole of the man. When I read his last letter to Kathleen (written in his tent) it was so incredibly moving and vivid that I felt I was peering over his shoulder watching him."

    The letters go on public display at the institute today for three months.