31.3.08

Estelle and Duffy top the charts

Duffy and Estelle
The two artists have been tipped for success in 2008

British soul stars Estelle and Duffy have held on to the top spot in the singles and album chart respectively.

Estelle, who decamped to America to record her new album with Kanye West, gains a second week at number one with her bubbly single American Boy.

Duffy, from Nefyn in north-west Wales, spends a fourth week atop the album charts with her debut Rockferry.

Panic At The Disco enter at number two with the psychedelic Pretty. Odd, and Foals debut at three with Antidotes.

Jack White's side-project The Raconteurs are another new entry at eight - less than a month after they finished recording their sophomore album.

UK TOP FIVE ALBUMS
Leona Lewis
1 Rockferry - Duffy
2 Pretty. Odd. - Panic At The Disco
3 Antidotes - Foals
4 Footprints In The Sand - Leona Lewis (pictured)
5 Dreaming Out Loud -OneRepublic
Source: Official Chart Company

Consolers of The Lonely was rush-released in digital form because the band wanted fans to hear it "as soon as possible".

They are not the only act to benefit from online promotion this week - US rock act Counting Crows have scored their highest UK chart position in 12 years after trailing their album with two free downloads.

The band's fifth album, Saturday Nights and Sunday Mornings, bows into the chart at number 12.

Other new entries in the album chart come from Supergrass, Mike Batt and violinist David Garrett - who famously broke his violin in a fall at the Royal Festival Hall at Christmas.

UK TOP FIVE SINGLES
1 American Boy - Estelle feat Kanye West
2 Flo Rida ft T-Pain - Low
3 Mercy - Duffy
4 Sam Sparro - Black and Gold
5 Madonna ft Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes
Source: Official Chart Company

The singles countdown is relatively static this week, with only two new entries - from Usher and Snoop Dogg - in the lower reaches of the chart.

Australian singer-songwriter Sam Sparro scores his first top ten hit with the electronic funk of Black and Gold, which rises 19 places to land at number four.

Madonna's duet with Justin Timberlake, a new entry last week, also climbs two places to sit at number five.

Meanwhile, songs from Britney Spears, Scouting For Girls and Yael Naim also breach the top 40 for the first time, having charted outside the main countdown previously.

Endangered Ratty gets legal protection

The water vole is the UK s fastest declining mammal

The water vole is the UK s fastest declining mammal. Photograph: PA

Nearly 12 years after conservationists asked government to help save the disappearing water vole, the whiskered creature that inspired the character Ratty in Kenneth Grahame's Wind in the Willows - along with seahorses, a shark and an edible snail - has become one of Britain's most protected species.

From later this week, anyone who kills, injures or even disturbs Ratty in the ditches or rivers it inhabits could be landed with a £5,000 fine or six months imprisonment under the Wildlife and Countryside Act. "We have had protection for the water vole's habitats, but not for the animals themselves. There have been incidents of them being shot by air rifles and some have been trapped at fisheries, but many have been persecuted by local authorities and pest control agencies," said John Everitt, head of conservation at the Wildlife Trusts. "It's taken a very long time to get this protection. If the water vole had been fully protected from the outset we could have avoided a lot of its decline," said Everitt.

Water voles are one of the fastest declining of Britain's mammal species and populations are believed to have crashed nearly 90% in the last 20 years. American minks have wiped them out as they spread up rivers, ditches and dykes, pest controllers have used poison indiscriminately against them and many have not survived attempts to relocate them.

"It is in all our interests that England's valuable wildlife is protected and a lot of work has been done to ensure that the list of species being protected is comprehensive," said Joan Ruddock, minister of biodiversity.

Alastair Driver, the UK Water Vole Species Action Plan Group chair who is also the Environment Agency's national conservation manager, said the extra protection would minimise deliberate persecution and accidental poisoning and clarify the law for planners and developers.

Extra protection will also be given to the edible roman snail, angel sharks, spiny seahorses and short-snouted seahorses, whose populations are thought to have been decimated by decades of over-fishing, pollution and disturbance by boats.

Marine conservationists said yesterday that, while the designations were welcome, they would only realistically apply to creatures which are sold.

"The protection of the law is overdue, limited and not necessarily enforceable," said Jean-Luc Solandt, Marine Conservation Society policy officer

The battle is now on to fully protect other species. The joint nature conservation committee, the government's statutory advisers, recommended in 2006 a small fish - the spined loach - a moth and a fungus for full backing of the law. This week, the government is expected to publish a draft of the long-delayed marine protection bill which will establish several protected areas around Britain.

Up to eight new special areas of conservation will be set up, including Dogger Bank in the North Sea and the Darwin Mounds north-west of Scotland.

However, environment groups do not expect these to be given enough protection. Earlier versions of the legislation proposed that some fishing and other economic activities will be allowed.

"We are concerned the bill will not make a strong enough commitment to the establishment of an effective network of highly protected reserves. We fear the proposals will repeat the errors of the past, with government allowing short-term commercial interests to compromise much-needed long-term protection," said Solandt.

Wildlife at risk Conservation count

Water vole One of fastest declining of Britain's mammals, populations believed to have crashed nearly 90% in the last 20 years as American minks wipe them out and pest controllers poison them

Roman snail Britain's biggest, and most edibly prized, snail, up to 4in long. They are found in southern and central England, live for 10 years, and may remain within a few square metres all their life.

Angel shark Almost extinct in North Sea and elsewhere because of unregulated fishing. The bottom-dwelling flat sharks grow very slowly, and few are surviving to reach maturity.

Spiny seahorse lives among a rare marine plant called eelgrass, which only grows in shallow sheltered seas in south-west England. They are threatened by boat disturbance, damage from anchors and pollution.

Short-snouted seahorse is found mainly on the east coast and the English Channel in summer, migrating south to the Mediterranean in the winter. Sightings of the short-snouted seahorse are rare due to its slow movement and camouflage among eelgrass beds. Threatened by pollution and fishing.

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Blu-ray copy protection 'cracked'

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Blu-ray is a type of high definition video disc taking over from DVDs
A company claims it has cracked the anti-piracy technology on Blu-ray discs.

Slysoft says the new version of its AnyDVD programme allows users to make "backup security copies" of high definition movies.

The claim is a blow to Sony which developed the Blu-ray format.

The discs are protected by an anti-piracy system called BD+.

When it launched in 2007, developers boasted it would not be cracked for 10 years.

Sony declined to comment.

SlySoft says it hacked the BD+ technology in November.

It decided to wait for the result of the "format war" between Blu-ray and HD DVD before releasing a full product.

BD+ is designed to react to attempts on its technology.

Its developers say they can re-lock copied discs, making them unusable in the future.

SlySoft reckons it is prepared for this.

Peer van Heuen from the company said: "The worst-case scenario is our boss locks us up with only bread and water in the company dungeon for three months until we are successful again."

The man making 'wind bags'

Wind turbines
Wind power - use it or lose it?
Seamus Garvey wants to "store the wind".

He believes the future of energy is storing it as compressed air in giant bags under the sea.

And a major power company has invested in the scheme.

Professor Garvey, a long-time proponent of compressed air, feels vindicated by the research grant.

He said: "As the country and the whole world moves toward using more renewable energy, we're going to need energy storage."

His idea would utilise familiar renewable sources - wind, waves and tidal power.

THE BIG IDEA
Wind and waves used to compress air
Air stored in bags on seabed
Later released to produce electricty via turbines
But Professor Garvey does not believe we should be forced to "use it or lose it" when conditions are best.

Energy would instead be used to compress and pump air into underwater bags, anchored to the seabed.

When energy demand is highest, the air would be released through a turbine, converting it to electricty.

Store or waste?

Professor Garvey, from the University of Nottingham, said: "The demand for electricity's not constant.

"In the middle of the day we want a lot of it, at night almost nobody wants electricity.

"Also, the wind does not blow at the same speed all the time.

Seamus Garvey
Seamus Garvey will build prototypes
"We will have times (as wind power becomes more common) when the amount of electricity generated by the wind is more than the total demand for the whole country... then you have to store it or waste it."

Power company E.ON has granted 300,000 euros (£236,000) towards building two prototypes - the first on land, then an underwater version powered by waves.

Using compressed air to store energy is not new - for example, it has previously been done in disused mines.

But Professor Garvey will do it under the sea, in flexible containers he has dubbed "energy bags".

He said: "We have to overcome the instinct that (this idea) is too simple to be good.

"And then to show that the economics stack up."

Professor Garvey anticipates his prototypes will be operating within 18 months.

Cuckoo collector's summer ritual

Cuckoo clock collector
The museum has about 600 clocks on display

Those grumbling about losing an hour in bed on Sunday should a spare a thought for one clock collector in Cheshire.

Roman Piekarski, 55, joint owner of the Cuckooland museum in Tabley, near Knutsford, is spending the weekend changing every one of his 600 clocks.

On Saturday he began the time consuming job of adding an hour to his £2m collection ahead of the arrival of British Summer Time (BST).

He said: "We will probably finish forwarding all the clocks on Monday."

Mr Piekarski and his brother, Maz, have been running the Cheshire museum for 18 years. Their oldest piece is 250 years old.

The bulk of the collection is obtained from the Black Forest in Germany - home of the cuckoo clock.

It's worthwhile and it wouldn't be right not to do it
Roman Piekarski

Mr Piekarski said: "It's the world's largest collection of antique cuckoo clocks so will take all weekend.

"It's worthwhile and it wouldn't be right not to do it.

"It is a ritual, it is good for the customers to see us doing it and we enjoy spending time on the clocks, they're a pleasure."

As well as displaying clocks, the brothers have carried out repairs since they were teenagers after landing apprenticeships at a clockmaker's in Manchester.

One of their most satisfying jobs was working on Wordsworth's cuckoo clock from Dove Cottage in Windermere.

Mr Piekarski said: "It was a stunning clock, a real piece of history.

"Wordsworth wrote poems about it and apparently mentioned it with his dying breath."

29.3.08

Quiztime - The News Quiz

1. How many times have both boats sunk in the Boat Race?
Once - in 1912 / Light Blues in 1978
2. What did a man from Kent get after paying the £8 London congestion charge online?
He was sent 3,000 receipts in the post
3. Angola is to hold a beauty contest with a difference, who will be the contestants?
Women maimed by landmines
4. Actress Demi Moore has confessed to indulging in what unusual alternative therapy?
Blood-sucking leeches
5. More than four decades after their gig at the Empress Ballroom finished in a riot, which super-group are finally being allowed back into Blackpool (if they want to go)?
The Rolling Stones
6. Who is back in the album charts with a new album called Music Of The Spheres?
Mike Oldfield
7. Which company has taken over Jaguar?
Indian car maker Tata
8. The lighting of the Olympic torch at a ceremony in Greece was briefly disrupted when a pro-Tibet activist broke through the security cordon. What was on his banner?
Olympic rings as handcuffs
9. The US death toll in Iraq rose above which landmark number this week?
4,000
10. A government report called for an overhaul of the classification system for what?
Computer Games
11. Terminal 5 opened to chaos. How many months had British Airways staff spent training in the new building?
Six
12. Who was described as - Her eyes are like doves flying from her with love?
The French first lady, Carla Sarkozy
13. True or False - Hillary Clinton, Madonna, Angelina Jolie and the Duchess of Cornwall are all distantly related?
True
14. Morgan Tsvangirai of the MDC party and ex-finance minister and independent Simba Makoni are challenging for Presidency of which country?
Zimbabwe - against Robert Mugabe - five terms in power since 1980
15. Which soul singers husband was found dead in a flat in Birmingham?
Corinne Bailey Rae
16. Singer Leona Lewis has become the first British woman to top the US pop chart for more than 20 years, who was the last UK female to top the Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1987?
Kim Wilde - cover version of the Supremes hit You Keep Me Hangin' On
17. Who was the star of the TV series Madigan who has died aged 93?
Richard Widmark (1972 - only six episodes were made)
18. Who stars in the horror film The Tripper, featuring a psychotic killer who dresses up as former US president Ronald Reagan?
David Arquette
19. What happened to Radio 4 newsreader Charlotte Green this week?
She lost control live on air and had a giggling fit
20. Why did Thomas Beatie make the news this week?
He claimed to be pregnant!

Obituary: Richard Widmark

Sgt Thorne Ryan
Widmark played Sgt Thorne Ryan in the 1953 film Take The High Ground!

Hollywood star Richard Widmark, who has died at the age of 93, was a prolific and versatile film actor.

After an early career in radio drama and theatre, he made his big screen debut as a demented killer in the 1948 film in Kiss of Death.

His role as Tommy Udo was a sensation, and earned him his one and only Oscar nomination, for best supporting actor.

The film features a chilling scene where Udo ties up an old lady in a wheelchair with a piece of cord then shoves her down a flight of stairs to her death, as he laughs manically.

Widmark later told an interviewer that the laugh was born of nervousness.

"When in doubt, I'd laugh," he said. "And since this was my first picture and the mechanics of picture-making were new to me, I laughed a lot."

'TV series'

Widmark portrayed a string of killers, cops and cowboy gunslingers on film, which was in sharp contrast to is rather shy nature. He often insisted that he hated guns.

After Kiss of Death he became a Hollywood leading man in films like Judgment at Nuremberg, Broken Lance, Two Rode Together, The Street With No Name, Road House, and some 70 other films.

While attached to 20th Century Fox - with whom he made over 20 films - he starred opposite Marilyn Monroe in the 1952 film Don't Bother to Knock.

Widmark's film career slowed in the 1970s, but he remained active in made-for-TV movies.

In 1972 he starred in his own TV series Madigan, which was based on his 1968 hit movie of the same name, but only six episodes were made.

Don't Bother to Knock
Marilyn Monroe was Widmark's co-star in Don't Bother To Knock

Widmark's last film, the made-for-TV Lincoln - about the former US President - was broadcast in 1992.

Richard Widmark was born on 26 December 1914, in Sunrise, Minnesota, where his father ran a general store, then became a travelling salesman.

The family moved around before settling in Princeton, Illinois.

"Like most small-town boys, I had the urge to get to the big city and make a name for myself," he recalled in a 1954 interview.

"I was a movie nut from the age of three, but I don't recall having any interest in acting," he said.

At Lake Forest College, he became a protege of the drama teacher and a career in acting beckoned.

Two years out of college, Widmark reached New York in 1938 during the heyday of radio.

His mellow Midwest tones made him a soap opera favourite, and he found himself in demand.

'Bad time'

Rejected by the Army because of a punctured eardrum, Widmark began appearing in theatre productions in 1943.

His first was a comedy hit on Broadway, Kiss and Tell, and he was appearing a Chicago production of Dream Girl when 20th Century Fox signed him to a seven-year contract.

But Widmark almost missed out on the memorable role in Kiss of Death that secured his Hollywood status.

"The director, Henry Hathaway, didn't want me," he recalled. "I have a high forehead; he thought I looked too intellectual."

The director was eventually overruled by studio bosses but Hathaway "gave me kind of a bad time," Widmark added.

A very British luxury brand

The globally recognised symbol of Jaguar

By Amy Blackburn
BBC News

As Jaguar is taken over by an Indian car firm some fans of the big cat brand fear it will lose its identity. Yet the marque has maintained its intrinsically British feel through years of ups and downs.

"Think of James Bond and you think of Jaguar. Think of 60s London gangsters and you think of Jaguar. Recollect Inspector Morse - Jaguar..." - branding expert Jonathan Gabay sums up why one of Britain's best known brands is so inseparable from the country of its origin.

The sale of Jaguar this week to Indian car maker Tata has prompted some to question what this means for the motoring brand's rich associations with all things British. The concern, however, ignores the fact that for almost 20 years the pouncing big cat motif has been under the stewardship of American owners, Ford.

Jaguar started in the early 1920s, the brainchild of Blackpool-born William Lyons. He had originally intended to build sidecars for motorcycles, but soon began turning out the cars that famously promised "grace, space and pace".

E-type Jaguar in a car wash
The E-type captured the spirit of the early 1960s
With the launch of the XK120 in 1950, Jaguar began developing a reputation as a brand that spanned the competitive racing circuit and the elegant driveways of suburbia.

"They were very good looking cars, sold at quite an affordable price," says Paul Horrell, a contributor to the BBC's Top Gear magazine.

"The XK120 was the fastest car in the world, and it wasn't an insanely expensive specialist product. It was a car that got seen on the road - you never saw some of the more obscure cars, so most people didn't know about them."

Five racing victories at Le Mans in the 1950s cemented the firm's racing reputation, and Mr Lyons became Sir William in 1956 for his contribution to the British car industry.

This was the heyday of British motor manufacturing and with the launch of the E-type in 1961, it seemed as if the fleet-footed Jaguar couldn't put a paw wrong.

Designed by an aerodynamics engineer, the E-type was characterised by its smooth lines and lack of ornamentation.

Enduring E-type

The model both built on the successes of its predecessor, the D-type, and captured the spirit of the dawning 60s. Almost 50 years on its charm still prevails - this month the E-type was voted the most beautiful car of all time in a Daily Telegraph poll, receiving four times more votes than any other car.

In 12th place was Jaguar's MkII saloon - made famous by the Inspector Morse TV series - proving that the brand's aesthetic appeal extends beyond its sports cars.

Lyons had a knack for designing cars that were both terrific to drive and beautiful
Top Gear magazine contributor Paul Horrell

"The E-type was without a doubt the most beautiful car ever made at the time," Horrell says. "Again, it wasn't a vastly expensive car, so you saw them on the roads. It wasn't known as a special thing for people who know about cars, but something for everybody.

"Lyons had a knack for designing cars that were both terrific to drive and beautiful. Hardly a car was made when he owned the company that wasn't beautiful. You can't underestimate the power of this in making the company successful."

British icon

As well as aesthetics and affordability, the brand's quintessentially British image also contributed to its success, says Mr Gabay.

"Over the years, like the animal, the brand was marketed as being sleek, sophisticated and nimble. It became synonymous with a Great Britain of elegance, adventure and cheeky get up and go.

Logos of Jaguar and Ford
Jaguar's image improved after it was purchased by Ford in 1989
By the 70s though, Jaguar's fortunes mirrored those of the troubled British motoring industry. By then in the ownership of British Leyland, the brand's reputation dipped markedly.

"Under BL, the quality of the cars was extremely poor. They kept breaking down and so on. Jaguars became known as down-at-heel, slightly shabby cars," Horrell says.

But a brighter future lay around the next bend, with two further Le Mans victories in the 1980s. Then, in 1989, came a foreign takeover - by American car giant Ford.

Ironically, the British brand began to thrive in the hands of its overseas owners. Quality improved says Horrell, who sees Jags today as "reliable and nicely made".

'Old man's car'

But while engineering standards got better in the hands of the Americans, Jaguar's heritage image began to work against it.

"The trouble with Ford was, around the Millennium, it became very fashionable to build retro looking cars. A policy of building modern cars that looked like old cars developed. The Jaguar gradually became known as basically an old man's car."

Jaguar XK8
New models such as the XK8 have been well-received
Once this ethos was abandoned, Jaguar's luck improved once again. Cars such as the KXF and XK8 are "very modern and well-received", Horrell says.

Ford's decision to sell Jaguar after almost two decades of ownership has brought the beleaguered luxury brand into the news again this week, as a deal has been finalised with Indian car manufacturers Tata.

The remaining question is how a brand that has been owned by an American company since 1989, and has just been sold to an Indian firm, still manages to produce cars that are perceived as so intrinsically British.

"Although there have always been cars that go faster, perhaps are built better or have a better image, Jaguar fit everything into one package," says Nigel Thorley.

"Although a child of the 1950s I was at the right age for the swinging sixties so the successes of cars like the E-type sports car and the Mk2 saloon were very much to the fore and I was captivated by them.

"I have owned all manner of cars from Bentleys to BMWs, but I always come back to a Jaguar. They epitomise the best of British."

Why are magpies so often hated?

Magpie
Seen as a bad omen by many
Magpies are now one of the most common birds in the UK, says the RSPB. But they've also become one of the birds people most love to hate. Why?

They are described as challenging and arrogant, and that's by their supporters. With a reputation like that magpies would probably have an Asbo slapped on them if they were teenagers.

Love them or hate them, you can't miss them. Their numbers have increased by 112% over the last 30 years and they are now the 13th most commonly seen bird in British gardens, according to the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB).

But when it comes to this intelligent black-and-white bird, most people love to hate them. After pigeons, they are one of the most vilified birds in the UK. Reasons for this include their "cheekiness", according to the RSPB.

"It's their challenging, almost arrogant attitude, that has won them few friends," says a spokeswoman. "But magpies are beautiful striking birds."

WHY I HATE MAGPIES
Paddy O'Connell
The sight of another lone magpie still stops me short. Far from wanting the numbers to halve, I instantly want them to double. I scan the horizon looking for its mate. If I fail to find it, I salute, I spit, and I count down from 10
Paddy O'Connell on his irrational dislike. Click here to read more
They are scavengers and collect objects, with a weakness for shiny things. They are also seen as predators, eating other birds' eggs and their young, as well as plants. Magpies are sometimes blamed with the overall decline in songbird numbers. But the flipside, often overlooked, is that they are good pest-destroyers.

"We would never villainise them, they are just playing their role in nature's big picture," says the RSPB spokeswoman.

Where suspicion of the bird exists it often goes back to folklore and myth. In western Europe and North America magpies were thought to be bearers of bad omens and associated with the devil.

The bird has found itself in this situation mainly by association, says Steve Roud, author of The Penguin Guide to the Superstitions of Britain and Ireland.

"Large blackbirds, like crows and ravens, are viewed as evil in British folklore and white birds are viewed as good," he says. "Magpies have a dubious reputation because they are a bit of both. Over the years they have been lumped in with blackbirds."

Unique

The negative connotations attached to magpies can be traced as far back as Shakespeare's time, when their "chattering" was complained about.

In the late 19th Century, superstitions circulated locally, says Mr Roud. So, in Durham in the 1880s, it was believed they were the only bird not to go on the ark with Noah, preferring to sit outside "jabbering over the drowning world".

To this day many people still have a ritual to negate the perceived bad influence of the magpie. What's more, they're the only bird in British folklore to elicit such a response.

MAGPIE FACTS
Magpies mate for life
A typical magpie clutch is six eggs
It it takes 24 days for them to hatch
Young magpies leave the nest around 27 days after hatching
Source: Bird On! website
If one is seen on its own some people salute it and say: "I salute you Mr Magpie." Many variations exist, others turn around three times and say: "Hello Mr Magpie, how are you today, where's your wife, your child and your family?"

"Having such a ritual is extremely unusual," says Mr Roud. "The original form of these ritualistic sayings was about banishing the devil. It went 'devil, devil, I defy thee' and can be traced back to Shropshire in the 1880s."

Thankfully, for bird lovers, magpies are not viewed with universal suspicion.

The magpie is the national bird of Korea, where it's seen as a bird of great good fortune, of sturdy spirit and a provider of prosperity and development.

Shamanism believes that the magpie's wisdom includes prophecy, intelligence and good luck.

Maybe someone should tell the MEPs who recently called for a bounty of one euro to be placed on the head of all magpies, along with crows.

Jarre breathes again with Oxygene

Jean Michel Jarre
Jarre is perfoming Oxygene on the same equipment he recorded it on

Back in the Seventies, as punk was snarling its way across a world that had not yet gone green, a different sound was heard.

It spread across the world from Europe, promising lush noise and melodic tunes that would prove to be undying. The sound was Oxygene, and its creator was Jean Michel Jarre.

Released in 1976, it propelled this keyboard and synthesiser pioneer to stardom beyond his native France, and some 30 years later he is taking the album on the road, to perform it on the very instruments he recorded it on.

"It's like your first child in a sense," explains Jarre. "I have been through this piece of music a lot and I'm still finding it fresh, I don't know why.

"There is a kind of innocence attached to the piece that is still inside me."

The original album was actually recorded in a converted kitchen at his flat, and it is, he believes, possibly one of the world's first home-produced albums, untouched by the hand of a studio and fashioned with "a bit of soundproofing stuck to the wall".

JARRE'S BROKEN RECORDS
First Western musician to tour post-Mao China
Entered the Guinness book of records in 1979, 1986, 1990 for largest concerts
Current holder of world's largest concert - 3.5m people in Moscow, 1997
Printed one copy of album Music for Supermarkets in 1983 before destroying it
Sold about 60m albums worldwide
Oxygene has sold more than 12m albums

His city-clogging, record-breaking outdoor shows have wowed millions in London, Moscow, Houston and across China.

Now Jarre has returned to his roots, dusted off his aged but robust tools and for the first time embarked on a tour of indoor venues across Europe.

These keyboards and synthesisers look antediluvian but emit warmth and emotion when in the right hands.

"It's not nostalgia, it's not a retro way of thinking. It's just the fact that these instruments - in the history of music - are absolutely unique, like the Stradivarius, or the Les Paul Gibson 58, or whatever," he says.

"Those instruments are very sensual and organic and you can have a very poetic approach to it.

"The difference between noise and music is the hand of the musician.

"It's the reason why I wanted to present Oxygene, which I've never played before in its entirety in a concert, to share this experience in a different venue, with proximity to the audience, to share the experience with the audience in a different context."

'Who I am'

At the heart of Oxygene's enduring appeal is Oxygene IV, whose famous five notes have become Jarre's signature tune.

Oxygene's haunting album artwork, of a skull appearing beneath a peeling Earth by Michel Granger, was a prediction of where it is heading - first used by Jarre more than 30 years ago, before the words "global warming" had ever passed a politician's lips.

Jean Michel Jarre
Jarre uses a Theremin from the 1920s, which reacts to movement

Jarre says the Oxygene tour has become his own journey of discovery.

"It's like suddenly if I was assuming or understanding why I have done that form of music, that art form rather than something else," he explains.

"In other words, these instruments, and the way I approached them, I know it was totally different and totally specific compared to everybody else, and it's the reason why, probably, Oxygene and the Equinoxe album became that successful worldwide.

"Because I was obsessed at the beginning of my work in music, and still now, but particularly when I started, to not repeat myself, so each sound would be different, everything being made by hand, but being able to reproduce them afterwards.

"These instruments, the way I approached them after having been trained in the classical way and playing in rock bands, I had such a special relationship to them that suddenly, with this experience of the tour, I said, 'This is who I am'.

"What I'm doing on stage is actually my most authentic way of approaching instruments. This is what I want to do, even for the future."

Tuning up

The stage at Birmingham Symphony Hall features a large mirror, offering the audience even more intimacy as they get to see another view of the musicians grappling with banks of antique synthesisers framed by wood and peppered with large black knobs.

Jean Michel Jarre
The equipment being used is at least 30 years old and analogue

At the start of the concert Jarre, clad in black, speaks for a while to the audience about his "sexy instruments" and the "old ladies" that need to be tuned.

He and his three companions then begin coaxing a series of squeals and shrieks from the machines until the opening strains of Oxygene I become familiar.

Jarre is sometimes reminiscent of a mad scientist at work, hunched over, foot tapping, lifting his left hand from one keyboard to dash over and glide his right upon another set of keys, just in time.

But it would hardly matter if he did miss a beat - the point about playing Oxygene this way is that each performance is unique, thanks to the four musicians who explore, experiment and improvise.

The standing ovation given to Jarre is proof, if he needed it, that his work is still as fresh and important as it was when he worked alone in his converted kitchen.

10 things we didn't know last week

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Snippets from the week's news, sliced, diced and processed for your convenience.

1. Up to one quarter of the sand on shorelines can be composed of plastic particles.
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2. Snakes can give you salmonella poisoning.
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3. Barack Obama was known as "Barry O'Bomber" at school because of his basketball prowess.

4. Lions were kept in the Tower of London in the 14th century.
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5. In Brighton and Hove, there are 46 takeaway outlets and sweet shops for every secondary school.
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6. Sharks can be used to predict storms.
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7. Italy produces 33,000 tonnes of mozzarella each year.
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8. Somalia, ranked the third most unstable country in the world in a recent stability index, has eradicated polio.
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9. Hillary Clinton, Madonna, Angelina Jolie and the Duchess of Cornwall are all distantly related.
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10. Human beings can detect danger through smell.
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28.3.08

Radio 4 news hit by giggling fit

Charlotte Green
Green is a familiar voice to Radio 4 listeners

Hundreds of listeners have contacted BBC Radio 4 after newsreader Charlotte Green dissolved into giggles while reading a bulletin on Today.

She lost control after playing a clip of the oldest known recording of the human voice.

Presenter James Naughtie intervened as she struggled to tell listeners about the death of screenwriter Abby Mann.

"I'm afraid I just lost it, I was completely ambushed by the giggles," said Green.

She admitted a similar giggling fit besieged her about 10 years ago, also on the Today programme.

"I did feel slightly embarrassed knowing I have this reputation that I am prone to getting the giggles

"People have been very sweet and everyone has been coming up to me said how much it has cheered up their Friday morning," she said.

Today's editor, Ceri Thomas, said most listeners who contacted the show had commented on "how much they had enjoyed the moment".

He added: "When Charlotte loses it, she really loses it."

Green's hysterical outburst started after a studio member remarked that the recording of a woman singing the French song Clair de Lune, made in 1860, played, sounded like a "bee buzzing in a bottle".

Later on in the programme Green's fit of the giggles was repeated as presenter Ed Stourton remarked they had been besieged with calls begging them to play it again.

"Apparently the BBC press office is in meltdown with calls about it," he said.

"We hope that the family of Abby Mann will understand that it obviously wasn't intended as any slight towards him."

Oldest record voices sing again

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The recording was made using a phonautograph


An "ethereal" 10 second clip of a woman singing a French folk song has been played for the first time in 150 years.

The recording of "Au Clair de la Lune", recorded in 1860, is thought to be the oldest known recorded human voice.

A phonograph of Thomas Edison singing a children's song in 1877 was previously thought to be the oldest record.

The new "phonautograph", created by etching soot-covered paper, has now been played by US scientists using a "virtual stylus" to read the lines.

"When I first heard the recording as you hear it ... it was magical, so ethereal," audio historian David Giovannoni, who found the recording, told AP.

"The fact is it's recorded in smoke. The voice is coming out from behind this screen of aural smoke."

Sheet music

The short song was captured on April 9, 1860 by a phonautograph, a device created by a Parisian inventor, Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville.

The device etched representations of sound waves into paper covered in soot from a burning oil lamp.

Lines were scratched into the soot by a needle moved by a diaphragm that responded to sound. The recordings were never intended to be played.

It was retrieved from Paris by Mr Giovanni, working with First Sounds, a group of audio historians, recording engineers and sound archivists who aim to make mankind's earliest sound recordings available to all.

To retrieve the sounds scientists at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory (LBNL) in California made very high-resolution digital scans of the paper and used a "virtual stylus" to read the scrawls.

However, because the phonautograph recordings were made using a hand-cranked device, the speed varied throughout, changing the pitch.

"If someone's singing at middle C and the crank speeds up and slows down, the waves change shape and are shifting, Earl Cornell, a scientist at LBNL, told AP.

"We had a tuning fork side by side with the recording, so you can correct the sound and speed variations."

Previously, the oldest known recorded voice was thought to be Thomas Edison's recording of Mary had a little lamb. The inventor of the light bulb recorded the stanza to test another of his inventions - the phonograph - in 1877.

"It doesn't take anything away from Thomas Edison, in my opinion," Mr Giovannoni told Reuters.

"But actually the truth is he was the first person to have recorded (sound) and played it back."

The new recording will be presented on 28 March at a conference of the Association for Recorded Sound Collections at Stanford University in California

27.3.08

Leona Lewis turns back the clock to top US charts

Leona Lewis

Leona Lewis has followed in the footsteps of Kim Wilde, Sheena Easton and Petula Clark

The television talent show winner Leona Lewis is poised to become the first British woman to top the US pop chart for more than 20 years.

Not since Kim Wilde, who scored a transatlantic hit with her version of You Keep Me Hangin’ On, has a British woman provided the song that all America is humming.

The rise of Lewis, a former receptionist in Hackney, East London, has changed all that, earning her membership of an exclusive club that Amy Winehouse and Dame Shirley Bassey have yet to join.

Industry sources say that Bleeding Love, Lewis’s first US single, has halted the charge of Madonna and bumped the R&B singer Usher off the top of the Billboard Hot 100, after a surge in download sales. An endorsement by Oprah Winfrey on nationwide television sent Lewis, 22, soaring to the top. The Hot 100 will be unveiled in New York today.

Topping the US charts is no guarantee of longevity, however. Wilde did not trouble the US compilers after her 1987 success and pursued a career in gardening. Her predecessor, Sheena Easton, was briefly reinvented by Prince as a sex symbol after her pomp in the early Eighties, but transferred her talents to stage musicals.

American radio and the MTV network have become hostile to British rock and pop, preferring “nu-metal”, rap and glamorous homegrown R&B stars such as Beyoncé.

Most of Lewis’s new download-buying American fans do not know that she shot to fame as the winner of ITV1’s X Factor in 2006, or even that she is British. Bleeding Love was the biggest-selling British single last year.

Simon Cowell, Lewis’s manager, took her to the US and negotiated a £5 million album contract with the music mogul Clive Davis, who signed Whitney Houston. She was sent to record with top US producers and a slick video designed for MTV was filmed for Bleeding Love.

Lewis soon began appearing in US entertainment “ones to watch” lists. Her breakthrough came this month with television appearances on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Winfrey’s nationwide chatshow.

After earning a standing ovation with her Oprah performance, the host told Lewis: “You’re the real-deal girl. Talk about a star is born.” Download and mobile phone track sales soared.

A strong lineup of British female singers is now hoping to emulate Lewis. There is a buzz over the Welsh singer Duffy, and Adele and Kate Nash are also hoping to make inroads. Winehouse has sold 1.5 million copies of her Back To Black album in the US, but has not topped the singles chart despite her Grammy awards.

26.3.08

Biggest UK space impact found

Artist's impression of space impact (BBC)
The impact occurred about 1.2 billion years ago.
Evidence of the biggest meteorite ever to hit the British Isles has been found by a team of scientists.

Researchers from the universities of Oxford and Aberdeen think a large object hit north-west Scotland about 1.2 billion years ago.

The space rock struck the ground near the present-day town of Ullapool, they report in Geology journal.

The scientists found what they believe to be debris which was flung out when the meteorite crater was formed.

"If there had been human observers in Scotland 1.2 billion years ago they would have seen quite a show," said co-author Ken Amor, from the University of Oxford.

"The massive impact would have melted rocks and thrown up an enormous cloud of vapour that scattered material over a large part of the region around Ullapool. The crater was rapidly buried by sandstone which helped to preserve the evidence."

Unusual rock formations in the area were previously thought to have been formed by volcanic activity.

'Spectacular' strike

But Ken Amor and his colleagues from Oxford and Aberdeen found an "ejecta blanket" evidence buried in rocks from the area. This represents debris thrown out when the huge object slammed into the ground.

Ejected material from the meteorite strike is scattered over an area about 50km across, roughly centred on the northern Scottish town of Ullapool.

In the rocks, the researchers found elevated levels of the element iridium, which is characteristic of extra-terrestrial material. They also found microscopic parallel fractures that also imply a meteorite strike.

Co-author John Parnell, a geologist at the University of Aberdeen, said: "Building up the evidence has been painstaking, but has resulted in proof of the largest meteorite strike known in the British Isles."

Mr Amor said this was the "most spectacular evidence for a meteorite impact within the British Isles found to date".

He added: "What we have discovered about this meteorite strike could help us to understand the ancient impacts that shaped the surface of other planets, such as Mars."

The proposed volcanic origin for the rock formations had previously been a puzzle, as there are no volcanic vents or other volcanic sediments nearby.

25.3.08

Breaking News


Hospital bridles at horse in lift

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The hospital's policy is to inspect all animals brought by visitors
A Hawaiian hospital has restated its rules on pets after a man took a horse up in a lift in a bid to cheer up a sick relative with his favourite steed.

Man and beast were stopped by security guards only after reaching the third floor, after apparently passing through the lobby unchallenged.

The patient was allowed to see them but it turned out to be the wrong horse.

A hospital spokeswoman said there was a visitation policy for dogs and cats, but not for horses.

"We just hope people understand this is not a place for a horse," said Lani Yukimura at Wilcox Memorial Hospital.

"It's a very dangerous thing. Our greatest concern is patient care."

Security managed to remove the visitor and the horse with "just a few scuff marks", she added.

According to the Star Bulletin newspaper, the man had arrived after staff at the front desk went home, and called from the lobby to announce his arrival.

After he and the horse were escorted out, he put the animal in a trailer in the car park and left, the paper adds.

Shroud mystery 'refuses to go away'

The Shroud Center of Colorado depicts a burial configuration with replica in background
The Shroud Center of Colorado depicts a burial configuration

There are very few Christian relics as important and as controversial as the Shroud of Turin.

This linen cloth, measuring about 4.4m by 1.1m (14.4x3.6 feet) holds the concealed image of a man bearing all the signs of crucifixion.

Scientific tests have proved that there are blood stains around the marks consistent with a crown of thorns and a puncture from a lance to the side.

In a new documentary, we have been given intimate access that no other broadcaster has had before.

Until the 1980s, millions of Christians around the world believed the Shroud to be the burial cloth of Christ.

Put simply, it meant that for millions of people the Shroud was, in effect, a Polaroid of Jesus' death - a snapshot of the defining moment in Christianity. It put the Shroud in a league of its own in the realm of the most important Christian relics.

But in 1989, the significance of the Shroud seemed to evaporate after a radiocarbon dating test pronounced a stunning verdict - the Shroud of Turin was indisputably a medieval fake.

Long search

With that judgement the extraordinary story of the Shroud of Turin fell out of the public imagination.

After all, how could any other kind of evidence about the shroud compare to the verdict of science?

Rageh Omaar (BBC)
Rageh Omaar talks to scientists who have long studied the Shroud
But the amazing story of the Shroud of Turin has simply refused to fade into obscurity and die, for the simple reason that a conflict of evidence has emerged which is about the re-ignite the debate around this compelling religious artefact.

If it is a medieval forgery, then how was this image made? So far, no one has been able to explain it. And from this simple question tumble a multitude of other questions.

My quest took me to three continents, from the US, to Italy, to Jerusalem and the radiocarbon dating laboratory in Oxford, which was part of the original test 20 years ago.

In the film I interview John Jackson who led a major investigation on the shroud in 1978 and has made the study of the Shroud his life's work.

Mr Jackson, a lecturer in physics and cosmology, introduced me to a wealth of fresh historical and forensic evidence that linked the Shroud of Turin to two earlier Shrouds of Christ.

The first was in Constantinople and mysteriously disappeared in the sack of the city in the Fourth Crusade in 1204. The second is, of course, the Shroud referred to in the Gospels.

Looking for 'coherence'

The irresistible force of science seems to have hit an immovable object. The mysterious image of a crucified man has refused to lie down and die.

The new evidence raises a question mark over that carbon-14 verdict. Should the margin of error have been wider? Could the image on the Shroud have been forged earlier in time?

Mr Jackson has developed a new hypothesis that could explain how a genuinely ancient piece of linen could produce a distorted younger date. I took this to Professor Christopher Ramsey, director of the Oxford Radiocarbon Accelerator Unit.

Shroud of Turin (AP)
The real artefact is kept at the Cathedral of Turin
He agreed to collaborate with Mr Jackson in testing a series of linen samples that could determine if the case for the Shroud's authenticity could be re-opened.

"With the radiocarbon measurements and with all of the other evidence which we have about the Shroud, there does seem to be a conflict in the interpretation of the different evidence," Professor Ramsey tells the BBC.

"And for that reason I think that everyone who has worked in this area, radiocarbon scientists and all of the other experts, need to have a critical look at the evidence that they've come up with in order for us to try to work out some kind of a coherent story that fits and tells us the truth of the history of this intriguing cloth."

What made Wolfman Jack great?

Wolfman Jack

By Sarah Cuddon

The pirate radio stations of the 1960s are part of British pop folklore, but America had its equivalents broadcasting from the border with Mexico. And its most celebrated star DJ was the near-mythical Wolfman Jack.

Every DJ has their "radio persona" - a larger than life personality created to reach across the ether and plant itself in the imagination of the listening faithful.

The most outrageous - from America's Howard Stern to Britain's Chris Moyles - have come to be known as shock jocks.

WOLFMAN JACK
Born 1938; died 1995
Became cult DJ on XERF 'border' radio - based on Mexican border
Renowned for gravelly voice, anarchic antics
Starred in 1973 film American Graffiti
Died of a heart attack

The daddy of them all is Wolfman Jack, the most outlandish, most thrilling and most elliptical disc jockey of the American 1960s.

Immortalised in George Lucas' breakthrough movie American Graffiti, the Wolfman derived from an era when radio's disembodied voice could be almost mesmeric.

His influence on radio today can still be heard... you just need to know what to listen for.

THE DJ PERSONA

Of course, Wolfman Jack wasn't born with that name. He was born Bob Smith and he grew up in the tough New York neighbourhood of Brooklyn. Neglected by his parents he sought succour and inspiration from the voices he heard on the radio at night beaming up from the Mexican border.

When you heard him you knew you'd unlocked the door to a really secret world
Nic Patowski
Teenage fan
In his 20s he landed a number of DJ jobs on local radio stations where he experimented with a variety of bizarre and eccentric DJ personas.

Finally in the late 1950s, determined to take on border radio - the American-equivalent of Britain's off-shore pirate radio stations - he made his way down to Mexico to the great "border station" XERF and bought himself a show.

Amongst Bob Smith's heros were disc jockey Alan Freed, aka Moondog, and blues singer Howlin' Wolf, whose names formed the inspiration for his own alias, Wolfman, a name which debuted as early as the first show.

DJ Alan Freed
Alan Freed was credited with coining 'rock n roll'
"There was nothing as exotic, as mysterious and as forbidden as when I first stumbled across Wolfman Jack broadcasting from the border," says Nic Patowski, a teenager when he first tuned into station XERF. "He was unlike anything I'd ever heard before.

"You had no idea who he was or what he was but you knew whatever he was doing it was probably wrong. When you heard him you knew you'd unlocked the door to a really secret world."

Canadian-born DJ David Jensen, an early fan, compares Wolfman's character to something out of a Stephen King film.

"When I first heard him... I was thinking of old recordings of the blues singer Howlin' Wolf. He had this incredible confidence."

THE VOICE

Much of Wolfman Jack's power and enigma lay in his voice. In the early 1960s most DJs both in America and in the UK presented their programmes in a straight, deadpan style.

If you ran into someone on the street who spoke like that you'd assume they were a hobo
Bill Crawford
Author

But Wolfman Jack's rich, gravelly baritone was indefinable and otherworldly. He was hell-fire preacher, animal, beat poet, philosopher. He purred, he growled and he howled.

"The voice was almost scary," says Bill Crawford, author of Border Radio: Quacks, Yodelers, Pitchmen, Psychics, and Other Amazing Broadcasters of the American Airwaves.

"It was really scratchy and nasty and dirty and it was delicious. If you ran into someone on the street who spoke like that you'd assume they were a hobo or some kind of derelict. "He was more forbidden than listening to African-American DJs on the rhythm and blues stations."

Wolfman Jack
Wolfman, the original shock jock
Wolfman was the precursor to the "shock jock" phenomenon, those irreverent, taboo-breaking DJs of the 1970s like Howard Stern and Steve Dahl.

But while Wolfman was edgy and his shtick was often kinky and provocative, he drew a strict line at being wilfully offensive. He believed passionately in preaching "more soul" to the world and he maintained a code of decency.

BLURRING BOUNDARIES

Broadcasting from the strange world of the Mexican border offered Wolfman Jack enormous power.

David 'Kid' Jensen
David Jensen said there was a mystique behind the voice
"The border is the part of America where the lines are blurred. Right and wrong, Mexico and the US, Spanish and English," says Crawford. This blurring of boundaries enabled Wolfman Jack to expose his audience to the sounds of African-American music which was not widely broadcast on US stations at that time.

His manager for over 20 years, Lonnie Napier, says: "Wolf loved rhythm and blues".

"Aretha Franklin, James Brown... They weren't getting much airplay in the US at that time but over on the border Wolf was allowed to play what he wanted."

He could talk the soul language of a black man with the dialect
Durell Roth
Historian
Ray Bensen, lead singer of Asleep at the Wheel, recalled being on tour, getting into a car at 2am and turning on XERF. "You'd hear Louis Armstrong followed by the Robbins followed by Jimmy McGriff. He'd play it."

In an era free of the DJ mug shots we are so familiar with now, Wolfman Jack's listeners had no idea of the face behind the microphone. Many, like David Jensen, believed he was black.

"He could talk the soul language of a black man with the dialect," says Border Radio historian, Durell Roth. "I thought he was black for many years and that's the beautiful thing about radio, it's totally colour-blind."

THE MAGIC OF NIGHT

As the name suggests, Wolfman was a creature of the night. He loved the midnight hour, "the bewitching time" as he called it and the time when a hungering young audience could feed on his titbits.

Young people hanging out late in their cars would tune into his broadcasts and feed off his reckless, free spirit. And as his young fan base grew, Wolfman became the leader of a generational movement.

George Lucas
Lucas was a Wolfman fan
"The idea of teenagers having power was a new concept... and I think radio and Wolfman Jack had the power to bring us all together because we were all listening," says Nic Patowski.

Napier recalls the subtle spread of Wolfman's reputation while at a diner one night

"I saw this group of guys and they all had these T-shirts on and it had what looked like a huge target circle on it and this weird-looking character in the middle that kinda looked like a wolf and it said 'Have mercy baby'."

Among those teenagers hanging out at late-night diners and listening to the Wolfman's broadcasts was a young George Lucas, who went on to direct Star Wars.

Lucas responded to his call with one of the great American movies, the coming of age film American Graffiti, in which Wolfman Jack is a constant but mystical character.

THE 'X' FACTOR

Wolfman Jack's genius was his determination to maintain the enigma for so long. Invitations to appear in public flooded in soon after his unique sound hit the airwaves in the late 1960s, but Wolfman would invariably refuse. He insisted on keeping the magic of the radio persona he'd created. He didn't want to give people a concrete image of who he was.

American diner
The diner provided many fans
Lonnie Napier recalls the thrill of seeing Wolfman for the first time, having only ever known his voice.

"I knew he'd come in because I could smell his cologne all the way up the stairs. And then when I saw him I was just blown away. He was just bigger than life with his Beatle boots and his jet black hair and the goatee. He was better looking than Elvis."

Following his appearance in American Graffiti, however, Wolfman did start to let the mask slip. His credibility amongst teenagers led him to be the face for Clearasil acne medication advertising and he started to host television programmes like The Wolfman Jack Show and The Midnight Special.

Wolfman Jack (second from left) with supergroup Emerson, Lake and Palmer in 1972
Wolfman later developed a TV presence
But where he had been in control of his own destiny, on the border, he was now bowing to increasing pressure from the media to appear in public. For many of his fans, Wolfman's "outing" from the hidden world of the radio meant he had lost his edge. His own belief in maintaining the mystery and enigma of the voice in the radio-ether had been proven correct.

"Somehow it was a disappointment to see the man in the flesh," says David Jensen, "I wanted to carry on believing that he was a kind of half-human, half-animal creature. But I like to think that those radio waves he inhabited are still transmitting out there somewhere still today. He was a true icon."

Border Blaster: In Search of the Wolf is on BBC Radio 4

Tower's royal lions 'from Africa'

Tower lion skull (Image: Natural History Museum)


Two lion skulls found during excavations at the Tower of London originated in north-west Africa, genetic research suggests.

The big cats, which were kept by royals during medieval times, have the same genetic make-up as the north African Barbary lion, a DNA study shows.

Experts believe the animals were gifts to English monarchs in the 13th and 14th centuries.

At the time, the Barbary lion roamed across much of Africa.

The two well-preserved lion skulls were recovered during excavations of the moat at the Tower of London in 1937. They have been radiocarbon dated to AD 1280-1385 and AD 1420-1480.

Researchers at the University of Oxford extracted DNA from the skulls, and found that it matched that of the north African Barbary lion.

Barbary lion
The Barbary Lion is a subspecies of lion that is now extinct in the wild
There are about 40 in captivity in Europe, with less than a hundred in zoos around the world
The Barbary lion formerly lived in North Africa from Morocco to Egypt

Comparison with the skulls of Asiatic and north African Barbary lions kept in museums in the UK and Europe gave further evidence of the link.

Dr Richard Sabin, Curator of Mammals at London's Natural History Museum, said the results were the first genetic evidence to clearly confirm that lions found during excavations at the Tower of London originated in north Africa.

He said: "Although we have one of the best mammal collections in the world here at the Natural History Museum, few physical remains survive of the Royal Menagerie.

"Direct animal trade between Europe and sub-Saharan Africa was not developed until the 18th Century, so our results provide new insights into the patterns of historic animal trafficking."

In historical times, the lion was found across Africa, the Middle East and India.

Dr Nobuyuki Yamaguchi of the Wildlife Conservation Unit at the University of Oxford said the growth of civilisations along the Egyptian Nile and Sinai Peninsula almost 4,000 years ago stopped gene flow, thereby isolating lion populations. The lion survived in the wild in western north Africa until about 100 years ago.

Dr Yamaguchi said: "Western north Africa was the nearest region to Europe to sustain lion populations until the early twentieth century, making it an obvious and practical source for mediaeval merchants.

"Apart from a tiny population in north-west India, lions had been practically exterminated outside sub-Saharan Africa by the turn of the 20th Century."

The Royal Menagerie was a collection of lions, leopards, bears and other exotic animals that were probably gifts to English monarchs.

It was established in the 12th and 13th Centuries by King John, in Woodstock near Oxford, and was later moved to the Tower of London. It was finally closed in 1835, on the orders of the Duke of Wellington.

The remaining animals were moved to the Zoological Society's Gardens in Regent's Park, now known as London Zoo.

Scots' Shetland claim challenged

Stuart Hill
Stuart Hill says Scots law has no jurisdiction in Shetland
A campaigner is trying to persuade a court that the Shetland Islands are not legally part of Scotland.

Stuart Hill, 65, who settled on Shetland in 2001, is the defender in a civil action but will argue that Scots law has no jurisdiction over him.

Scotland's claim to Shetland dates back to 1469 when King Christian of Denmark pawned the islands to the Scots crown.

At Lerwick Sheriff Court, Mr Hill will say it was only meant to be a long-term loan until the debt could be redeemed.

No jurisdiction

Mr Hill, originally from Essex, has lived in Shetland since his boat capsized while he was trying to circumnavigate the British Isles, earning him the nickname Captain Calamity.

He said his research had led him to the "inescapable conclusion" that at no point in Shetland's history did the Crown acquire ownership of the islands.

Mr Hill intends to argue that case on Tuesday, when he is due to appear as the defender in a civil action being brought by a local accountancy firm.

He will claim that the court - indeed the whole of Scots law - has no jurisdiction over him.

Mr Hill wants to redefine Shetland's relationships with Scotland, the UK, and the European Union.

Historians have traditionally accepted that Scotland did legally annex the islands, along with Orkney.

Curious case of the dead scientist and the bomb experiment

Rusted torpedoes and bombs, munitions on Foulness Island, an MOD weapons testing site

Rusted torpedoes and bombs, munitions on Foulness Island, an MOD weapons testing site. Photograph: David Mansell

A mysterious bomb-making experiment that ended with the accidental death of a government scientist has remained an official secret for more than five years, leaving his family in the dark about what went wrong.

Terry Jupp, a scientist with the Ministry of Defence, was engulfed in flames during a joint Anglo-American counter-terrorism project intended to discover more about al-Qaida's bomb-making capacities.

There has been no inquest into his death, as the coroner has been waiting for the MoD to disclose information about the incident. An attempt to prosecute the scientist's manager for manslaughter ended when prosecutors said they were withdrawing the charge, but said the case was too "sensitive" to explain that decision in open court.

The Guardian has established that Jupp was a member of a small team of British and US scientists making bombs from ingredients of the sort that terrorists could obtain. There is also evidence pointing to experiments to discover more about radiological dispersal devices - so-called dirty bombs - which use conventional explosives to scatter radioactive material.

But such a project would have been controversial as the open-air experiment that ended in Jupp's death was conducted at a weapons testing centre on an island in the Thames estuary 10 miles from Southend, Essex.

Meanwhile, the scientist's family despair of discovering what happened. "I feel these people high up want it swept under the carpet," said Jupp's mother Anne. "The death of one man is nothing to upset them too much, I suppose. But it does upset us."

Jupp was 46, married with two children, and had been with the MoD for almost 25 years. At the time of the accident he was working with the Forensic Explosive Laboratory, a division of the ministry's Defence Science and Technology Laboratory (Dstl).

On August 14 2002, he and his team was conducting a series of highly classified experiments on Foulness, a remote island that is part of MoD's vast weapons testing centre at Shoeburyness, east of Southend.

Blending several readily-available ingredients, then pouring the mix into old paint tins, they built a number of 10kg bombs. Sources familiar with the case say the fatal experiment involved mixing three over-the-counter ingredients including ammonium nitrate fertiliser and a powdered metal.

Jupp was asked to prime the mix with a small amount of high explosive, but for reasons that remain unclear it ignited spontaneously. Jupp was consumed by a fireball and suffered 80% burns, dying six days later.

Court case

An investigation by the Health and Safety Executive and MoD police resulted in two of Jupp's managers being charged with manslaughter and being brought before the Old Bailey in April 2005.

The charge against one man was thrown out when the judge ruled there was insufficient evidence. The second man denied the charge and the case against him dragged on for years, before being abandoned after a review involving Lord Goldsmith, then attorney general.

Gareth Patterson, prosecuting, told the Old Bailey in March last year that information had emerged from subsequent experiments, but added: "The difficulties of the sensitivities of this case are such that I cannot go into too much detail about the information in open court."

Crown Prosecution Service sources said the case was hamepred because one of the American scientists refused to testify, while other officials said there was concern in both countries that a trial could expose the nature of the experiment.

According to a number of officials in Britain and the US, the Dstl had carried out a series of secret experiments with the US national laboratory in New Mexico to find out more about the sort of bombs terrorists could build.

One of the Old Bailey defendants was the key figure on the British side, these officials say.

According to these sources, in August 2002, less than a year after the September 11 attacks British and American scientists were anxious to establish whether al-Qaida could build a dirty bomb using conventional explosives surrounded by radioactive material.

"They were looking into the most likely explosives to be used to scatter radiation," said one. "They wanted to know how big such a bomb might be and how far it would scatter the radiation. They were experimenting with chemicals available over the counter to see how powerful an explosion could be produced."

It is unclear whether the bomb that killed Jupp contained radioactive material, and the MoD refuses to say whether he was involved in a dirty bomb project.

Asked whether it has carried out such experiments at Shoeburyness, the MoD would say only: "The Dstl is involved in classified work that is of national importance, protecting UK armed forces and the public from very real threats."

What is clear is that Shoeburyness has hosted some highly unusual activities involving radioactive material.

According to an Environment Agency report, at the time of the accident it was the scene of "a major programme of nuclear warhead decommissioning". Between 1998 and 2003, the report said, high explosive extracted from free-fall nuclear bombs and Polaris missile warheads, which had been contaminated with tritium and uranium, was taken to Shoeburyness for disposal.

This was achieved by taking the high explosive to a remote corner of Foulness island, and by simply blowing it up.

The agency said these operations posed no risk to human health, as the level of radioactive contamination was low. But the footpath skirting the bleak coastline south of the site is lined with signs warning the public not to fish there and to never take away shellfish.

Jupp's family knew nothing about his work and have been told nothing about the experiment that led to his death.

His father Roy said: "He said he worked in plastics. That was the only thing he ever told us."

Jupp's sister Alison Davis added: "We were absolutely stunned when the phone call came though to tell us about an explosion. We thought: 'Why would Terry be involved in an explosion?'"

Delays in the criminal case - which they had hoped would shed light on the tragedy - were a cause of immense frustration. Now they have no idea when an inquest may be held.

The case was handed over to the local coroner in Essex last March, but it took the MoD 12 months to hand over correspondence relating to the case.

The MoD said this was down to "technical things" but would not elaborate.

A spokesman said that some of the documentation about the death of Terry Jupp remained at the ministry, and that while the coroner will be allowed to view it, "he will not be allowed to take it away".

24.3.08

Singer Estelle tops singles chart

Estelle
Londoner Estelle is now based in New York
Estelle has gone straight to number one with her single American Boy, ending Welsh singer Duffy's five-week reign at the top of the chart.

US rapper Kanye West features on the single by Londoner Estelle, who is now based in New York.

Madonna's new single, 4 Minutes, which features Justin Timberlake, has entered the chart at number seven.

Duffy's Rockferry remains top of the album chart with new entry Haarp by Muse going straight in at number two.

Estelle's number one single is taken from her Shine album.

Rockstar stamina

Also in the singles chart, Leona Lewis's Sport Relief song, Better In Time, dropped one place to number three with Stop and Stare, by US rock band OneRepublic, holding on to the number four position.

UK TOP FIVE SINGLES
Duffy
1 American Boy - Estelle feat Kanye West
2 Mercy - Duffy
3 Better In Time / Footprints In The Sand - Leona Lewis
4 Stop and Stare - OneRepublic
5 Rockstar - Nickelback
Source: Official Chart Company

Nickelback's Rockstar is still at number five in its 19th week of release.

Other new entries in the Top 40 singles chart came from Guillemots, and Natasha Bedingfield and Kingston.

In the album chart, there were eight new entries including Muse's Haarp.

Also going straight into the Top 10 was Elbow's The Seldom Seen Kid, at number five, with 11, by Bryan Adams, going in at number six.

Fellow veteran Mike Oldfield, of Tubular Bells fame, entered the chart at number nine with Music of the Spheres.

And Van Morrison's Keep It Simple was a new entry at number 10.

Other new albums in the Top 40 included Brain Thrust Mastery by We Are Scientists at number 11, Departure by Taio Cruz at 17, and the The Complete Greatest Hits by the Eagles at 26.

Mysterious death of the petrol station

Derelict petrol station

By Andrew Sully
BBC News

It's a hub of the community under threat in harsh economic climate. Along with the post office and the local shop, petrol stations are disappearing. Fuel prices are high, so why are so many closing?

The fuel gauge reads empty and the warning light is on. Ahead looms a petrol station sign.

But the forecourt is dark and fenced off, weeds crack the concrete and the pumps are long gone. Perhaps there is a sign announcing that the site will soon be luxury flats.

If the above scenario sounds familiar, it's not surprising. Since 2002, petrol stations have been shutting at an average rate of 600 a year.

The owner of a small forecourt with a 30,000 litre fuel tank needs to front £30,000 to keep it filled
Mark Bradshaw
According to trade body the Petrol Retailers Association, there are now fewer people selling fuel to motorists than at any time since 1912.

But with the cost at the pumps reaching an all-time high, doesn't this mean there's more cash than ever in selling "black gold"?

Not so, says Mark Bradshaw of the Federation of Petroleum Suppliers, a lobby group representing independent petrol retailers.

"Since 2000, we have faced a situation where the independent retailers cannot compete with the sites owned by major oil companies and the supermarkets."

Petrol station prices in November 2007
Prices are going up and up
There are two main issues facing independent retailers, who still make up about two-thirds of the 9,500 plus petrol retailers in the UK.

Firstly, independently-owned stations - many of which are branded with the name of major oil companies - must buy their oil from independent fuel wholesalers, adding another layer of costs.

The second problem, Mr Bradshaw says, is the sheer cost of petrol.

"Taxation accounts for about 75% of the cost of the fuel, and now petrol is costing retailers more than £1 a litre to buy in, this means the owner of a small forecourt with a 30,000 litre fuel tank needs to front £30,000 to keep it filled. That's a lot of money to pay up front. The cash flow implications for smaller operators are horrendous."

With typical profit margins of 2 to 3p a litre, it is the attached shop, rather than the forecourt pumps, that keep most filling stations in business.

A motorist buying £10 worth of fuel by credit card will actually be a net loss to a retailer because of card charges. However, if that motorist buys a chocolate bar when he or she fills up, a small profit will be made.

Tesco petrol station
Supermarkets are expanding into fuel
And the rise of the supermarket filling station - up from 11% of the market in 1992 to 38% in 2006 - hasn't helped. Other operators claim that the big supermarket chains sell fuel below cost price, creating a situation that is untenable for others in the market.

Supermarket bosses argue that they are increasing public choice and giving the motorist value for money.

"We aim to offer customers the best possible prices for petrol, and we regularly check our prices against competitors to make sure we are offering good value," a Sainsbury's spokesman says.

"In addition, to stay competitive within their own local market, individual petrol stations may adjust their fuel prices in response to local competition."

Comfort stops

Inflated property prices have also increased the incentive to forecourt owners - even the biggest operators - to shut down barely profitable stations and sell the land to developers.

Austin Healey being filled up at a petrol station
A long-gone golden age
Ray Holloway, chairman of PRA, says: "Motorists are now noticing gaps in fuel availability and if it gets worse, as expected, they will certainly be inconvenienced when searching for a forecourt in some areas."

The situation is particularly acute in Scotland, Wales, the West Country and rural areas of East Anglia, he says, but station closures are hitting cities, towns and the countryside elsewhere.

Mr Bradshaw, himself a former filling station owner, says that when forecourts close they leave more than just an ugly empty space. Many acted as the hub of the community, with the forecourt shop often being the village shop.

"Let's not under-estimate how useful it was to have filling stations everywhere providing a national network of toilet stops for long-distance travellers. Now most of them have closed, this represents a real issue for a number of travellers, particularly the elderly.

"And the environmental effect of having to travel extra miles just to fill your car is also considerable."

With electricity and other overheads rising at above inflationary levels, petrol sellers are lobbying the government for help.

They would like to see fuel duty reduced and the extension of a scheme, introduced by the Scottish Executive, where petrol stations can apply for grants to update their capital equipment.

They would also like to buy their oil before tax is added onto the price. Mr Bradshaw points out that each time a car drives off from a forecourt without paying, the filling station operator may have to pay more than £40 in duty on the tank of gas they received no money for.

Whatever drives independent petrol station owners out of the business, even non-motorists miss them when they're gone.

Post office sell-off expected to bring in £20m for Royal Mail

Royal Mail is selling off post office premises worth £20 million as part of its closure programme.

A total of 40 post offices, mainly large high-street branches in medium-sized market towns, are up for sale. They are all part of the Crown Post Office network which is directly managed by Royal Mail.

The news follows last week’s back-bench rebellion in the House of Commons when 20 Labour MPs voted to call a halt to the Government’s plans for closing 2,500 loss-making post office branches.

A spokeswoman for the Post Office said of the 40 properties being sold: “These buildings became vacant because last year we announced a deal with WH Smith which was about relocating some of our Crown office branches into their stores. That has been happening over the past year. The Crown office part of the network has been losing £70 million a year and was not sustainable. As we would do with any surplus buildings, we are looking to sell them.”

The Post Office will continue to run 373 Crown post offices alongside branches run by private sub-postmasters and by retailers. By the end of summer 2008 it is expected that 76 Post Office branches will be sited within WH Smith stores.

Alan Duncan, Shadow Business Secretary, said: “Royal Mail can manage their property portfolios as they choose, but this should not be a surrogate means of extra post office closures.”

The post office branches for sale include ones in Aberdeen, Aylesbury, Brighton, Cheltenham, Hull, London, Newcastle-upon-Tyne and Torquay.

It is understood that Royal Mail has already received a lot of interest in the buildings, mainly from local businesses. Although they have only just been put up for sale, it is thought that many will be turned into restaurants, bars and shops.

Anyone wishing to buy the former post office buildings must apply for planning permission to convert the properties. Half of the premises are leasehold and half are freehold.

Atisreal UK, a commercial real estate company, confirmed that it was marketing a number of properties for Royal Mail but would not comment on the particulars of the arrangement.

At the moment there are more than 14,000 post offices in Britain, down from the 25,000 open in the 1960s. The axe began to fall in the 1970s when the Conservative Government closed 3,500.

Since it came to power in 1997, Labour has shut another 4,000. If the party goes ahead with the proposed 2,500 closures, this will significantly reduce the size of the network.

The number of visits made to post offices has been falling in recent years. TV and driving licences, car tax and passports can be bought online or through other outlets. Bills can be paid on the internet and the proliferation of direct debits, cash machines and internet banking have impacted on the profitability of post office branches.

In addition, much mail is sent via a Post Office competitor and changes to the benefits system mean that payments go directly in bank accounts.

The Post Office said that employees at the 40 defunct Crown office branches were offered the option to transfer to WH Smith or another part of the network or offered redundancy.

Cigarettes to be sold under shop counters

Two seven-year-old boys have a smoke

Cigarettes are to be forced beneath shop counters with supermarkets and cornershops banned from displaying tobacco products, The Times has learnt .

The latest assault on smokers will also see the disappearance of vending machines from pubs and restaurants in an attempt to further limit children’s access to tobacco.

Both measures are to be included in a consultation to be launched later this spring. Legislation, if needed, could be introduced this autumn.

Dawn Primarolo, the Minister for Public Health, last night signalled she was ready to take on retailers to implement changes that she claimed would save hundreds of lives. “It’s vital we get across the message to children that smoking is bad. If that means stripping out vending machines or removing cigarettes from behind the counter, I’m willing to do that,” she said.

“Children who smoke are putting their lives at risk and are more likely to die of cancer than people who start smoking later.”

When the ban on displaying tobacco products is implemented England will join just a handful of others to have taken the step. Ontario, Canada, has passed legislation forcing cigarettes under the counter which comes into effect this May. Two administrations in Australia - Tasmania and the Australian Capital Territory - are also taking steps to keep tobacco out of sight.

The consultation process, due to begin in late May, will set out the range of options under consideration. Ministers are obliged to detail how much the measures are likely to cost businesses and will be expected to show what benefits banning cigarette displays and vending machines will bring. Interest groups will have one to three months to register objections.

The consultation is also expected to include measures that make it easier to sell nicotine replacement gums and patches.

The most recently available statistics show that 22 per cent of adults smoke, a 2 per cent drop since before the smoking ban was introduced last July. The Government has set a target of reducing the figure to 21 per cent by 2010.

Retailers made clear last night that removing cigarettes from sight could carry heavy costs, forcing many convenience stores to carry out refits costing thousands of pounds.

The Association of Convenience Stores said it would challenge the Government to prove that removing cigarettes from display would have any effect. The body’s chief executive, James Lowman, said that the change would carry “major operational and equipment costs”. “We would expect the Government to present a clear case that these measures were necessary before placing yet another significant burden on thousands of retailers across the country,” he said.

A spokesman for the British Retail Consortium said that, while tobacco represented a “very small” part of overall sales in a typical supermarket, banning all tobacco products from sight could be impractical. “Any further regulations should be balanced against the practical implications for serving customers who want to buy these products.”

Action on the display of tobacco products at the point of sale was first raised in a draft copy of the Cancer Reform Strategy last December.

Ministers have grown increasingly bullish over antismoking measures since tobacco advertising was banned in the press and on billboards in February 2003. The successful introduction of the smoking ban last July was followed by the increase of the minimum age of sale from 16 to 18 which came into force last October. From this autumn new explicit picture warnings on tobacco products will be required in addition to written cautions.

22.3.08

10 things we didn't know last week

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Snippets from the week's news, sliced, diced and processed for your convenience.

1. An obituary for Captain Birdseye appeared in the Times in 1971.
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2. Arthur C Clarke wrote story-lines for the comic-book hero, Dan Dare.
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3. The Easter Act 1928 fixes the date for Easter but the law has not been implemented.
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4. The average child's clothing costs are £600 a year.
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5. Lhamo Thondup was renamed Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso when he became the Dalai Lama aged 15.
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6. Sleepwalking is linked to sleep deprivation.
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7. The CND sign is based on semaphore for N(uclear) and D(isarmament) but it also signifies human despair.
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8. Having alcohol in glass containers in football grounds in Scotland is illegal.
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9. Men eat more Brussel sprouts and broccoli than women.
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10. The most frequently used term of abuse in schools is "gay".
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21.3.08

Rugby League legend Ashton dies

Eric Ashton
Ashton excelled as a player for Wigan and Great Britain
Former Wigan and Great Britain centre Eric Ashton has lost his fight against cancer at the age of 73.

The Rugby League Hall of Fame member scored 1,589 points in 497 appearances for Wigan between 1955-63 and captained the club in six Challenge Cup finals.

Ashton was capped 26 times by Great Britain and led the Lions to World Cup victory in 1960 as captain.

He later coached St Helens to league and cup glory and was chairman of the 1996 double-winning team.

Ashton had been battling prostate cancer for five years, and leaves behind wife Doreen and his two children and four grandchildren.

As a man he was a total gentleman. I'm very sad indeed
St Helens great Alex Murphy

Current St Helens chairman Eamonn McManus said: "The club and the game has lost one of its greatest ever players and greatest ever men. He was one of the best of the best during a golden era for British rugby league.

"The club intended to present Eric with a plaque commemorating five years as St Helens life president at the Wigan game tomorrow.

"This will now be done privately with his family and a minute's silence held in his honour. All our thoughts are with Eric's wife Doreen and his family."

The RFL's executive chairman Richard Lewis added: "We are tremendously saddened to hear of the death of Eric Ashton who was a true legend of rugby league.

606: TRIBUTES
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"He contributed so much to the game on and off the field and was a very special individual.

"I feel personally privileged to have had the opportunity to meet him and get to know him."

Former St Helens great Alex Murphy also joined in the tributes when speaking to BBC Radio Manchester.

"I'm absolutely shattered. He's probably one of the best captains I've ever played under. And as a man he was a total gentleman. I'm very sad indeed.

"The only problem with Eric Ashton was he was a St Helens lad but he signed for Wigan. We missed out on him, but it was Wigan's gain. Great player and a great man."

ASHTON CHALLENGE CUP FACTFILE
As captain: Wigan in 1958 (w), 1959 (w), 1961 (l), 1963 (l), 1965 (w) and 1966 (l)
As player-coach: Wigan in 1965 (w) and 1966 (l)
As coach: Wigan in 1970 (l); Saints in 1976 (w) and 1978 (l)
As chairman: Saints in 1996 (w) and 1997 (w)

The ex-BBC commentator believes there should be a fitting memorial to the man he considers to be one of the best ever to play the game.

"I think Wigan should look at this very carefully and the Rugby League should look at it very carefully. These people - we're losing them far too quickly.

"He was a massive ambassador for Rugby League and he deserves something doing for him."

Top Gear's Richard Hammond in pole to take over F1 coverage on BBC

Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond

It could be “hello Richard Hammond” and “goodbye Gary Lineker” after a dramatic day during which broadcasters battled for Britain’s most popular sports rights.

Hammond, the Top Gear presenter who survived a high-speed crash, is in pole position to become the face of Formula One after the BBC reclaimed the sport in a £200 million deal.

In a surprise move, ITV dumped Formula One after 12 years, claiming that it was not commercially viable despite the emergence of Lewis Hamilton as a British contender for the world championship.

The BBC plans a “brighter, bolder, faster” presentation, screening races live via broadband and mobile phones as well as conventional television.

But last night ITV claimed victory in the sports battle after retaining rights to live midweek Champions League football, which is vital for the network’s ratings and advertisers.

The football deal means Gary Line-ker and Alan Hansen, the BBC’s top pundits, have little top-flight action to justify their £2 million three-year contracts. The BBC has also lost the FA Cup and live England matches.

ITV is believed to have offered Adrian Chiles, the popular presenter of the BBC The One Show, a £750,000-a-year position as the “face of football”, with the Champions League as a lure. There will be plenty for Lineker and Hansen to do, the BBC insisted. The BBC will screen live games from the Championship next year, offering fixtures such as Scunthorpe United versus Colchester.

The Top Gear team, however, will be let loose in the Monte Carlo pit lane and Formula One’s other glamorous locations in an attempt to extend the audience beyond “petrolheads”.

Murray Walker, the veteran commentator and never one for understatement, said he was “absolutely flabbergasted” at the sport’s return to the BBC. However, MPs questioned the corporation’s decision to spend £200 million on an event already shown on terrestrial television.

ITV activated a break clause in its contract with the motor sport’s governing body, Bernie Ecclestone’s Formula One Administration.

Races, which take place off-peak on Sundays and sometimes in the early hours, attract a relatively small audience compared with the six million who watch a midweek Champions League football match.

The BBC was offering a “fresh face” and a commitment to exploit Formula One fully across radio, television and digital media during the five-year deal, Mr Ecclestone said.

Coverage will be influenced by the success of the Jeremy Clarkson-fronted Top Gear when the five-year deal begins next year. Dominic Coles, BBC director of sport rights, said: “When Lewis Hamilton did a test lap on Top Gear it got more viewers than the Brazilian Grand Prix. Bernie was very impressed with the Top Gear proposition and there will be cross-fertilisation between the show and the races.”

Clarkson and James May, Hammond’s co-conspirators, will also join in the grand prix fun but insiders believe “The Hamster” has a special affinity with drivers after his crash.

Web message boards yesterday urged the BBC to revive The Chain, the Fleetwood Mac theme which accompanied race coverage.

Walker said: “I was lying in bed listening to the news this morning and I almost fell out of bed when I heard it. It’s an amazing development because I think ITV did and do a superb job.”

Andrew Mackinlay, the Labour MP, said Formula One should be shown on commercial television and the licence fee directed towards “real, competitive” sport.

The BBC promised that money would not be diverted from coverage of grassroots sports.

Gearing up for trouble

— Richard Hammond was seriously injured after crashing a jet-powered dragster at 300mph

— Top Gear was accused of causing environmental damage after presenters drove across the Makgadikgadi salt pans in Botswana and a Scottish peat bog

— A race across the Arctic Circle was condemned by Greenpeace as “highly irresponsible”

— The BBC had to apologise and pay damages to a Somerset parish council after Jeremy Clarkson rammed a pickup truck into a chestnut tree

— Stunts were criticised by MPs in 1999 for being “obsessed with acceleration” while road safety campaigners called for the show to be scrapped claiming it “glamourises speed”

— Clarkson was also criticised after saying the Daihatsu Copen was “a bit ginger beer”, Cockney rhyming slang for “queer”.

Source: Times database

When football's final whistle blows

Mateja Kezman
Mateja Kezman announced recently he wanted to become a monk
With a million - or two or three - in the bank it seems footballers these days are in search of an occupation a little more left field when the final whistle blows on their careers.

But a few eyebrows were raised when Mateja Kezman announced recently he wanted to become a monk.

The former Chelsea striker has declared he intends to swap his boots for the robe when his playing days end, saying he spends "as much time as he can thinking of God".

Admittedly, a few footballers have undoubtedly been saying their prayers recently for various misdemeanours but what happened to the age-old tradition of buying a pub in a quiet, picturesque village?

Former Leeds and Scotland midfielder Peter Lorimer, 61, told BBC Sport he is not surprised that today's players are thinking outside of the box when it comes to their next career move.

Peter Lorimer
Lorimer won 21 caps for Scotland

"Life has changed," said Lorimer - now the landlord of the Commercial Inn public house in Leeds.

"Today's Premier League footballers won't have to look for other employment. They are well paid and will have big pensions but that wasn't the case with us. We had to earn a living after football.

"I bought my pub because it is near Elland Road and it gives me the chance to still keep in touch with the fans and keep in contact with football."

Kaka, the World Footballer of the Year, certainly will not be serving cocktails in Sao Paolo.

AC Milan's Brazilian midfielder says he wants to become a preacher once he has finished converting us to the mesmerising wonders of one-touch football.

Fellow South American Carlos Roa decided not to wait until his playing days were over before making a life-changing decision.

A devout Seventh-day Adventist, the former Argentina goalkeeper temporarily quit the game at 29 to prepare for the apocalypse.

Roa, better known to England fans for saving the fifth and final penalty from David Batty to knock Glenn Hoddle's team out of the 1998 World Cup in France, believed the world would end at the coming of the new Millennium and retreated to a farm in rural Argentina to preach while waiting for the four horsemen to arrive.

WHAT THEY DID NEXT
Gordon Ramsay: The expletive-laden former Rangers player quit football to work as a commis chef
Curtis Woodhouse: The former Sheffield United captain has reinvented himself as a welterweight boxer
Zico: The Brazilian embarked on a brief political career, becoming his country's minister for sport

"The year 2000 is going to be difficult," Roa declared. "In the world, there is war, hunger, plague, much poverty, floods. I can assure you that those people who don't have a spiritual connection with God and the type of life that he wants will be in trouble."

Thankfully, Roa wasn't as talented at soothsaying as he was at saving spot-kicks and soon returned to football with his former club Mallorca.

Not content with money, fame and world-wide adulation some footballers want to rule the world.

George Weah, a former World Footballer of the Year, has returned to the classroom in a bid to become Liberia's next president.

George Weah
Weah hopes to become Liberia's next president

The ex-AC Milan and Chelsea striker narrowly lost the 2005 race to become leader after being criticised for not being well-educated enough to run the West African country.

In attempt to boost his chances of winning the 2012 presidential elections, Weah, who dropped out of school in his final year, has recently finished high school and is currently studying at a United States college in Florida.

"Education is a continual process. It's like a bicycle, if you don't pedal you don't go forward," Weah told the BBC.

"For now, I'm doing business administration and criminal justice, starting from there and then political science in the future."

Weah isn't the first to put his head back in the books.

Socrates, Brazil's bearded 1980s midfielder, has a doctorate in medicine and began working on a masters thesis that proposed football be reduced to nine-a-side in a bid to increase skill levels.

The inimitable Socrates is no stranger to the debating chamber, either.

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The chain-smoking former Brazil captain, a member of the Workers' Party and founder member of the movement Corinthians Democracy, became a leading figure in the push for political reforms in his home nation and is widely regarded as one of the most influential civilians to challenge, and ultimately end, the country's dictatorship.

Readjusting to life after football is not always easy, however.

Injury forced the former Arsenal and Newcastle United striker Malcolm Macdonald to retire before he was 30 and he initially struggled with the adaptation, turning to alcohol when the pain in his knee became unbearable.

Once asked if he missed playing, Macdonald said it was "like asking an OAP if he wants to be young again".

To lessen the shock of retirement some players have started to prepare for the inevitable.

Former Manchester City midfielder Jim Whitley is treading the boards as an all-singing, all-dancing stage star.

A serious knee injury sustained two years ago has halted his footballing career and, although he has not given up hope of playing again, the 32-year-old can currently be seen as Sammy Davis Jr in the tribute act The Rat Pack's Back.

Jim Whitley
Former Manchester City midfielder Jim Whitley as Sammy Davis Jr

"It's all a bit bizarre," Whitley admitted to BBC Sport.

"My brother-in-law, Dave Simpson, has a play out called Naked Truth and the producer of that show needed someone to play Nat King Cole for a show called Christmas Crooners. I went for an audition and got the part."

Whitley toured Britain and Ireland with Christmas Crooners before being asked to take on the role of Sammy Davis Jr.

"I'm singing and dancing with singers who have sung in the West End and sometimes I wonder what the hell am I doing but I enjoy it," he said.

"I've not been doing it for that long, so at the moment it's still like a hobby and I'm still taking each day as it comes."

So, what next for the likes of David Beckham and Wayne Rooney?

Maybe Becks will announce he is to follow in his mum and sister's footsteps and spend his retirement working at a hair salon (perhaps called Short Becks and Sides) in east London, while Rooney and his fiancée Coleen McLoughlin could become the new Richard and Judy.

OK. Perhaps not. But as Becks himself says, nothing is impossible and there is little that could surprise us when it comes to the barmy world in which footballers inhabit.

20.3.08

World's best-known protest symbol turns 50

March from London to Aldermaston

By Kathryn Westcott
BBC News

It started life as the emblem of the British anti-nuclear movement but it has become an international sign for peace, and arguably the most widely used protest symbol in the world. It has also been adapted, attacked and commercialised.

CND logo
It had its first public outing 50 years ago on a chilly Good Friday as thousands of British anti-nuclear campaigners set off from London's Trafalgar Square on a 50-mile march to the weapons factory at Aldermaston.

The demonstration had been organised by the Direct Action Committee Against Nuclear War (DAC) and the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND) joined in.

I drew myself: the representative of an individual in despair, with hands palm outstretched outwards and downwards in the manner of Goya's peasant before the firing squad
Gerald Holtom
Gerald Holtom, a designer and former World War II conscientious objector from West London, persuaded DAC that their aims would have greater impact if they were conveyed in a visual image. The "Ban the Bomb" symbol was born.

He considered using a Christian cross motif but, instead, settled on using letters from the semaphore - or flag-signalling - alphabet, super-imposing N (uclear) on D (isarmament) and placing them within a circle symbolising Earth.

The sign was quickly adopted by CND.

Holtom later explained that the design was "to mean a human being in despair" with arms outstretched downwards.

US peace symbol

American pacifist Ken Kolsbun, who corresponded with Mr Holtom until his death in 1985, says the designer came to regret the connotation of despair and had wanted the sign inverted.

New York rally 1967
Anti-Vietnam protesters at a rally in New York
"He thought peace was something that should be celebrated," says Mr Kolsbun, who has spent decades documenting the use of the sign. "In fact, the semaphore sign for U in 'unilateral' depicts flags pointing upwards. Mr Holtom was all for unilateral disarmament."

In a book to commemorate the symbol's 50th birthday, Mr Kolsbun charts how it was transported across the Atlantic and took on additional meanings for the Civil Rights movement, the counter-culture of the 1960s and 70s including the anti-Vietnam protests, and the environmental, women's and gay rights movements.

He also argues that groups opposed to those tendencies tried to use the symbol against them by distorting its message.

How the sign migrated to the US is explained in various ways. Some say it was brought back from the Aldermaston protest by civil rights activist Bayard Rustin, a black pacifist who had studied Gandhi's techniques of non-violence.

Vietnam

In Peace: The biography of a symbol, Mr Kolsbun describes how in just over a decade, the sign had been carried by civil rights "freedom" marchers, painted on psychedelic Volkswagens in San Francisco, and on the helmets of US soldiers on the ground in Vietnam.

Woodstock
The peace sign was adopted by the counter-culture movement
"The sign really got going over here during the 1960s and 70s, when it became associated with anti-Vietnam protests," he told the BBC News website.

As the combat escalated, he says, so did the anti-war protests and the presence of the symbol.

"This, of course, led some people to condemn it as a communist sign," says Mr Kolsbun. "There has always been a lot of misconception and disinformation about it."

As the sign became a badge of the burgeoning hippie movement of the late 1960s, the hippies' critics scornfully compared it to a chicken footprint, and drew parallels with the runic letter indicating death.

In 1970, the conservative John Birch Society published pamphlets likening the sign to a Satanic symbol of an upside-down, "broken" cross.

While it remained a key symbol of the counter-culture movement throughout the 1970s, it returned to its origins in the 1980s, when it became the banner of the international grassroots anti-nuclear movement.

Power

The real power of the sign, its supporters say, is the reaction that it provokes - both from fans and from detractors.

Student protestor
In the UK, the sign is still associated with the Ban the Bomb movement
The South African government, for one, tried to ban its use by opponents of apartheid In 1973.

And, in 2006, a couple in suburban Denver found themselves embroiled in a dispute over their use of a giant peace sign as a Christmas wreath. The homeowners' association threatened them with a daily fine if they didn't remove it.

The association eventually backed down because of public pressure, but a member told a local newspaper it was clearly an "anti-Christ sign" with "a lot of negativity associated with it.".

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US soldier
A US soldier patrols a village outside Baghdad

CND has never registered the sign as a trademark, arguing that "a symbol of freedom, it is free for all". It has now appeared on millions of mugs, T-shirts, rings and nose-studs. Bizarrely, it has also made an appearance on packets of Lucky Strike cigarettes.

A decade ago, the sign was chosen during a public vote to appear on a US commemorative postage stamp saluting the 1960s.

The symbol that helped define a generation of baby boomers may not be as widely used today as in the past. It is in danger of becoming to many people a retro fashion item, although the Iraq war has seen it re-emerge with something like its original purpose.

"It is still the dominant peace sign," argues Lawrence Wittner, an expert on peace movements at the University at Albany in New York.

"Part of that is down to its simplicity. It can be used as a shorthand for many causes because it can be reproduced really quickly - on walls on floors, which is important, in say, repressive societies."

And can its success be measured? Fifty years on, wars have continued to be waged and the list of nuclear-armed states has steadily lengthened.

But the cup is half-full as well as half empty.

"There are many ways in which nuclear war has been prevented," says Mr Wittner. "The hawks say that the reason nuclear weapons have not been used is because of the deterrent. But I believe popular pressure has restrained powers from using them and helped curbed the arms race.

And the symbol of and inspiration for that popular pressure, says Mr Wittner, is Mr Holtom's graphic.

Peace: A biography of a symbol is published by National Geographic Books in April.

Tiny office on sale for £20,000

Tardis House - picture Stratton & Holborrow
The building was originally built as a loo
What is possibly Cornwall's tiniest office, known as the Tardis House, is on sale for nearly £20,000.

The 7ft by 6ft (2m by 1.8m) building, close to Truro's cathedral, has room for a table, chair, computer and very little else.

"It is the smallest office building we have ever sold," estate agent Neil Sargent from Stratton & Holborrow said.

The building, originally built as a loo, is being offered for sale with a 125-year lease at £19,950.

A business is currently being run from the site, which is built over the river on Wilkes Walk.

"There's room for a chair, a table and a computer, but that's it," Mr Sargent said.

"I can stand in it with my arms outstretched and touch the walls.

"When there's two of you in there it gets pretty friendly."

Summer Wine star Brian Wilde dies

Brian Wilde in Last of the Summer Wine
Brian Wilde first appeared in Last of the Summer Wine in 1976

Last of the Summer Wine and Porridge actor Brian Wilde has died aged 80.

Wilde played Foggy in the long-running comedy series Last of The Summer Wine and Barraclough in prison sitcom Porridge, alongside Ronnie Barker.

Wilde died in his sleep on Thursday. Last of the Summer Wine creator Roy Clarke said he was "a wonderful actor".

His agent Nick Young said: "He will be sadly missed by colleagues and family alike. He brought a great deal of

laughter into many people's lives."

He was great fun to be with and to work with so I'm very, very sorry to hear the news
Peter Sallis
Norman Clegg in Last of the Summer Wine

Wilde's son Andrew told the Press Association news agency his father suffered a fall about seven weeks ago and had not recovered.

Wilde's Last of the Summer Wine co-star Peter Sallis led the tributes, saying: "He was great fun to be with and to work with, so I'm very, very sorry to hear the news."

Wilde, who was born in Lancashire in June 1927, had minor roles in films such as The Jokers (1967) and Carry On Doctor (1968) before taking on the role of ineffectual prison officer Mr Barraclough in Porridge in 1973.

Brian Wilde as Barraclough in Porridge
He was fondly remembered as Barraclough in Porridge
He also appeared in 1970s children's series The Ghosts of Motley Hall and 1980s TV comedy Kit Curran.

Wilde joined Last of the Summer Wine as the pompous ex-army corporal Walter "Foggy" Dewhurst for its third series in 1976.

He left in 1985, but rejoined in 1990 and remained until 1997.

Mr Clarke said: "He was one of my favourite actors. He was absolutely impeccable with every line.

"You could give him all sorts of convoluted speech and he never made a fluff. A wonderful actor and a very nice man."

He was the most loved of all the characters
Alan JW Bell
Last of the Summer Wine producer
The show's producer Alan JW Bell told the BBC: "He was perhaps the best of the Summer Wine 'third men' - he was the most loved of all the characters.

"He was a fine actor to work with, very professional. He was an old school actor - you turned up, knew your lines and played them the very best you could.

"He had an enormous warmth to the public when he was off the set.

"He didn't like to hob-nob with the actors - when there was a break, he preferred to go a pub around the corner to meet the real people."

Creating a "phone-book for ET"

Allen array of telescopes
The giant Allen Telescope Array will listen for an alien message

"There are 200 billion stars in our galaxy and at least half of them probably have planets," ponders Dr Seth Shostack, chief astronomer at Seti, the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.

"How many planets in a system? Well we've got eight in ours, so let's say five.

"All right, that's a half a trillion, 500 billion planets out there; and keep in mind there are a hundred million other galaxies," he relates.

"So to think 'hey, look man, this is the only place where there's anything interesting happening'; I mean you've gotta be really audacious to take that point of view."

For scientists like Seth Shostack, the scale of the Universe means it is nearly impossible that human beings are alone.

The sheer number of stars makes it virtually inevitable that there are other planets around other stars that are just like Earth - planets with atmospheres, oceans of liquid water and ambient conditions conducive to life.

SETI
1960: First attempt to listen in on alien messages made by Frank Drake
Dr Drake creates an equation to motivate future searches
The equation is an estimate for the number, N, of detectable civilisations in our galaxy

If true, then Shostack believes it inevitable that life will have begun elsewhere; and that the laws of evolution mean that given enough time, life could have organised itself into civilisations capable of transmitting radio messages.

The trouble is that after 50 years of listening, Seti has not heard a whisper from our galactic neighbours.

And even worse - right up until 1995, no-one had any idea if planets outside our Solar System, the so-called exoplanets, even existed.

Weird discovery

That all changed with the discovery of a huge planet orbiting the star Pegasi 51.

It was on a fast orbit, whizzing around its star in just four days, compared to the 12 Earth-years it takes our own Jupiter to orbit the Sun.

Frank Drake
Dr Frank Drake: The "founding father" of SETI

Half the mass of Jupiter, its close proximity to its star means that surface temperatures are around 1,000C.

Indeed, the planet is so weird that it has forced astrophysicists to rethink their models of planetary formation.

Since its discovery, more than 260 other exoplanets have been discovered, but none appeared to be a second Earth.

With no planets capable of supporting life, Earth and its residents were looking more and more alone in the Universe.

Then, in early 2007, a Swiss team of astronomers led by Professor Stephan Udry working at the European Southern Observatory in northern Chile made an amazing discovery.

They identified the smallest planet orbiting a main sequence star yet found in our galaxy. It is called Gliese 581c.

It was only five and a half times the mass of our Earth and seemed to be at just the right distance from its star to be habitable.

At last, here was a planet where there was a good chance of liquid water flowing on the surface; a so called "Goldilocks" planet where surface conditions might just be right for life to begin and survive, just as it has here on Earth.

Flat landscape

No-one knows for sure if life is there. For now, all we know of this planet is its location, its minimum mass and the distance it lies from its star.

Marcy mirror
Professor Geoff Marcy: more than 100 planets and counting

Even so, astrobiologists like Dr Lynn Rothschild are able to deduce a number of the planet's characteristics.

Gravity on G581c will be twice that of Earth. Astronauts would feel heavy on the surface, and falling would be a major hazard.

The landscape too will be different; no high mountains, just vast plains and low hills.

The star of this system is a red dwarf. It will be much larger in the sky than our Sun here on Earth and will cast reddish light.

Curiously, due to the phenomenon known as Raleigh scattering, the skies will still be blue, but clouds will have a pinkish tinge.

The red dwarf star is cooler than our own Sun, and the planet's orbit is smaller than Earth's. So in theory surface temperatures should be similar, though if the planet's atmosphere is rich in naturally occurring greenhouse gases, then it may be a bit too hot for life.

Even so, Rothschild thinks it remains a possibility, since here on Earth, biologists have found living organisms that are able to survive in temperatures up to 121C.

Other scientists are more sceptical.

Professor Geoff Marcy is the world's most prolific planet hunter.

His team has found more than 100 planets, but none of them remotely resembles Earth. He too has studied G581c and is convinced that it is not habitable.

So, the hunt for the first incontrovertible Earth-like planet continues, and a new competitor is about to enter the race.

Space telescope

In 2009 Nasa will launch Kepler, a space telescope with a mission to seek out new worlds. Horizon visited the factory where Kepler is being built, in the company of its creator, Dr Bill Boruki.

Allen array of telescopes
The Allen array will eventually comprise 300 dishes

Kepler is designed to be sensitive enough to detect Earth-like planets from day one. It will scan an incredible 100,000 stars day and night for four years.

After this time, we will know for sure just how common Earths are in the Milky Way.

Nasa's most pessimistic calculations predict that at least 50 Earth-like planets should exist within this collection of stars.

This would be the first galactic map of Earth-like planets, a "phone-book for ET".

Meanwhile, back on Earth, Horizon joins Seti scientists as they gear up to make use of this shortlist of Earth-like worlds.

Out in the desert, 300 miles north of San Francisco, the giant Allen Telescope Array is being built.

Rather than the giant radio telescopes that Seti astronomers have traditionally used, the array is a collection of off-the-shelf radio antennas; all computer-controlled and designed to work as one.

Eventually they aim to build it out to 300 dishes, making it the most powerful attempt yet to listen for an alien message.

And this time, rather than the entire galaxy, they will focus all their efforts on stars where there are planets capable of supporting life.

Horizon: Are we Alone in the Universe? is on BBC Two at 2100GMT, Tue 4 March or afterwards from BBC iPlayer

The Bill wins soap award battle

The Bill
The Bill beat Coronation Street and Holby City to the soap award

The Bill has come out top in the battle of the soaps at the Royal Television Society Awards.

The ITV1 show beat off competition from Coronation Street and Holby City in the soap and continuing drama category.

BBC Three's The Mighty Boosh won best sitcom, with BBC Two quiz show QI, presented by Stephen Fry, winning the entertainment award.

Eamonn Holmes, who hosted the London ceremony, said QI was "old-fashioned" but "part of the zeitgeist".

Its like building a watch, an elaborate sort of intricate watch, but we've done it now and they can tell the time
Noel Fielding on The Mighty Boosh

Speaking after the awards, Noel Fielding, who plays Vince Noir in The Mighty Boosh, told BBC News: "It's taken about 10 years for people to get their heads around it, which we knew would happen, so it's a slow build.

"Its like building a watch, an elaborate sort of intricate watch, but we've done it now and they can tell the time."

Other comedy winners were duo David Mitchell and Robert Webb, who picked up the comedy performance award for Channel 4's Peep Show.

Harry Hill picked up best entertainment performance for TV Burp, in which he pokes fun at the week's most bizarre TV clips.

The judges described Hill as someone who had moved his ITV1 show "from the edge to the heart of the schedule".

James May and Richard Hammond
Actually Hammond and I were only here because we were told to be
James May

The BBC's Andrew Marr won two awards - best history programme and best presenter for his History of Modern Britain.

BBC Two car show Top Gear won the features and lifestyle series award, with presenters James May and Richard Hammond picking up the award without frontman Jeremy Clarkson.

"Actually Hammond and I were only here because we were told to be," said May.

Hammond added: "We would like to say, because it's a rare opportunity, thank you very much."

The best actor gong went to Matthew Macfadyen for his portrayal of a paedophile in one-off Channel 4 drama Secret Life.

Best actress went to Sally Hawkins for her lead role in ITV's Jane Austen adaptation, Persuasion.

Lifetime achievement

Channel 4 successes on the night included Meet The Natives, which took the formatted documentary award.

If there is one award that one values in television, it is the first one, it is this one
Sir David Attenborough

You're Not Splitting Up My Family won the observational documentary award and Come Dine With Me beat ITV1's Loose Women to take the best daytime programme award.

Wildlife presenter Sir David Attenborough, meanwhile, picked up the lifetime achievement award.

Accepting his award in a pre-recorded video clip, Sir David said: "When I joined the BBC 56 years ago, there was only one professional television organisation in this country, I imagine in the world, and that of course was this one.

"If there is one award that one values in television, it is the first one, it is this one."

Arthur C Clarke: predictions

The imagination of the science fiction author Sir Arthur C Clarke bubbled over with ideas about the future of science, technology and human society. Here, BBC science and technology staff look at some that came true, and some that did not.

1. SPACE ELEVATOR

A space elevator consists of a ribbon of material strung between a spacecraft and an anchor on Earth. The tether would be used to transport material from Earth into space.

Space elevator (Nasa/Pat Rawling)
Space elevators would link Earth to objects in geostationary orbit
Sir Arthur first talked about the concept in his 1979 novel The Fountains of Paradise, in which engineers construct a space elevator on top of a mountain peak on a fictional island.

He embellished these concepts in his 1981 technical paper The Space Elevator: Thought Experiment, or Key to the Universe?

Although he brought the concept of a space elevator to a wider audience, the idea was first conceived by Russian scientist Konstantin Tsiolkovsky in 1895.

The idea may sound like it should remain in the realm of science fiction, but many take it seriously.

Nasa has a had long-running space elevator research project, and recent developments with carbon nanotubes have raised the possibility of developing a tether strong enough to connect a ship to Earth - previously one of the key challenges.

For the last three years there has even been a competition, run by the Elevator:2010 project, which awards prizes of $500,000 to help develop the technology.

2. MILLENNIUM BUG

The millennium bug gripped governments and businesses as the countdown to the year 2000 began.

The Y2K bug, as it was also known, referred to potential problems arising from older computer systems that could not recognise 2000 as the year coming after 1999.

Arthur C Clarke in 1953 (BBC)
Some of Sir Arthur's predictions date back to the 1950s
People were warned not to fly over the New Year, and were told that there could be potential problems with banking and even gas and electricity supplies.

In interviews, Sir Arthur said he outlined what may have been "the first account, outside the technical literature, of the now-dreaded millennium bug, its cause and its cure."

The prediction was made in a chapter of his 1990 novel The Ghost from the Grand Banks.

In the end, the Y2K bug had little effect on businesses as the clocks struck midnight.

3. SPACE GUARD

This Clarke prediction not only came true, it did so with the name that he bestowed in his 1972 novel Rendezvous with Rama.

The eponymous rendezvous occurs in 2131, when astronomers working with Project Spaceguard, Earth's defence system against asteroid strikes, detect an alien probe hurtling towards the Solar System.

Asteroid Itokawa, Jaxa
The Hayabusa probe landed on the potato-shaped asteroid Itokawa
Alien probes may not be frequent visitors in reality, but asteroids and meteorites are; hence a 1992 Nasa investigation into how to monitor these visiting bodies and assess the threat they may pose.

It was named the Spaceguard Survey. The primary aim of US policy now is to map 90% of Near Earth Objects (NEOs).

Britain also has a national information service for NEOs, although lobby groups such as - you guessed it - Spaceguard UK would like the government to commit more resources to the issue.

In The Hammer of God, Sir Arthur envisaged that a rogue asteroid could be deflected from its Earth-bound course by landing on it and fitting thrusters.

In 2005 the Japanese Hayabusa probe did land on asteroid Itokawa, though deploying thrusters and attempting a deflection is still science fiction.

4. COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITES

Arthur C Clarke was not the first to suggest using geostationary orbits - his ideas built on earlier work by Herman Potocnik and Konstantin Tsiolkovsky.

His conceptual leap, outlined in a 1945 article in Wireless World magazine, was to propose using a set of satellites in geostationary orbit to form a global communications network.

GEOSTATIONARY SATELLITES
Graphic of orbits. Image: BBC
1. Geostationary satellites "parked" over equator travel at same direction and speed as Earth revolves. Each "footprint" covers 40% of globe. Directional antennae are aimed and fixed in position with no need for tracking
2. Satellites at lower orbits must travel faster than Earth revolves to avoid being pulled out of orbit by gravity, so they need tracking. Many do not follow an equatorial path
The key property of a satellite orbiting precisely 35,786 km (22,240 miles) above the equator is its speed, which mimics the rotation of the Earth below. So it remains always over the same place.

The first satellite was placed into geostationary orbit in 1964, just 19 years after Sir Arthur's paper.

Syncom 3 orbited above the Pacific Ocean and beamed pictures from the Tokyo Olympics to the US later that year - the first trans-Pacific TV transmission.

Networks of satellites in this orbit now provide services including phone calls, data transmission, and TV signals for most of the world's inhabited regions.

Meteorological and ground observation satellites also follow the path Sir Arthur mapped out, and the term Clarke Orbit is sometimes used to describe their trajectory.

What he did not foresee was the development of the transistor and later the integrated circuit, which mean satellites are far smaller than the objects he sketched out, which would have used valve technology and needed regular maintenance.

5. ATOMIC TRAVEL

Prelude to Space was not only Arthur C Clarke's first published science fiction novel, it was the prelude to a career that produced a number of suggestions about how humankind might journey into space.

The 1951 book envisaged bringing nuclear energy into use, powering a craft named Prometheus.

Jimo: Artist's impression (Nasa)
Nasa's Jimo concept would have sent nuclear power into space
Arguably the author was out-imagined by US planners in the early days of the Cold War, whose Project Orion concept involved craft propelled by detonating a series of nuclear bombs behind them.

Orion did not get off the ground; but life eventually imitated Sir Arthur's art in the Soviet Union, which launched a number of satellites powered by nuclear reactors. Cosmos 954 crashed in Canada in 1978, with contamination of the surrounding area.

Nasa revived the nuclear concept a few years ago with Project Prometheus, a research initiative that would have sent nuclear-powered probes out to explore the cosmos.

Its most heralded component was the Jupiter Icy Moons Orbiter (Jimo), which would use its huge power source to zoom from one exciting Jovian satellite to the next looking for water and life.

But Nasa's Prometheus has died; and there is little sign of any space agency taking the nuclear option further.

6. EARTHQUAKE PREVENTION

In Richter 10, his 1990 collaboration with science fiction author Mike McQuay, Sir Arthur tells the story of an attempt to predict and prevent earthquakes.

The plan is to "spot weld" the earth’s tectonic plates at 50 strategic locations, stopping their movement and therefore stopping the catastrophic splits that cause earthquakes.

The welding was to be done by detonating powerful nuclear bombs deep inside the Earth.

Earthquake graphic. Image: BBC

The plan is initiated to prevent a huge quake splitting California from the North American mainland.

At the moment this scenario remains almost completely in science fiction.

Earthquake prediction is an inexact science with no standard, reproducible technique used by scientists.

In addition, tectonic forces are huge – able to build mountains, create deep ocean basins and tear continents apart.

"Spot welding" an earthquake fault would probably have very little long term effect when pitted against these monstrous movements.

In any case, the plan outlined in Richter 10 is foiled when a terrorist attack destroys the facility where the work is being carried out.

7. BRAIN BACKUP

Sir Arthur often explored the idea of backing up or transferring the human brain on to a computer.

In his book 3001: The Final Odyssey he wrote of future beings: "As soon as their machines were better than their bodies, it was time to move.

"First their brains, and then their thoughts alone, they transferred into shining new homes of metal and of gemstone."

"In these they roamed the galaxy. They no longer built spaceships - they were spaceships"

Sir Arthur C Clarke

It was an idea he thought would be useful for people wanting to pass their memories and personalities on at the end of their lives.

"When their bodies begin to deteriorate you transfer their thoughts so their personalities would be immortal," he told the BBC in 2005. "Just save it on a CD-Rom and plug it in - simple!"

Although scientists have not quite reached this stage yet, projects are starting to lay the foundations.

For example Gordon Bell, a researcher at Microsoft, is working on a project called MyLifeBits which aims to digitally store "a lifetime's worth of articles, books, cards, CDs, letters, memos, papers, photos, pictures, presentations, home movies, videotaped lectures, and voice recordings"

The latest version of the project also allows him to capture phone calls, instant messenger transcripts, television, and radio to build up a virtual surrogate memory of his life.

8. PEOPLE FREEZING

Arthur C Clarke's pre-occupation with interplanetary space travel led him to consider how humans could survive for the long periods needed to cross vast tracts of space.

One of the answers he came up with, outlined in the story The Songs of Distant Earth, was cryogenic suspension.

Cryogenic facility. Image: AP
Cryogenic storage still has a number of issues to overcome
The plot sees the human race having to leave Earth in a convoy of spaceships as the Sun is about to explode.

Currently, cryogenic preservation of living people is impossible, and in many countries it is illegal to attempt it.

More than 150 people, mainly in the US, have been frozen in liquid nitrogen after their death.

But even the companies running these projects admit that freezing cannot be reversed and there is no proof that it would preserves peoples' identities, even though there is evidence that brain structure can survive the process.

In medicine, very cold conditions are used to store organs before transplantation and to store eggs and sperm, and as a way of removing warts.

Formula One to return to BBC TV

Lewis Hamilton on the podium; Kimi Raikkonen's Ferrari leads Lewis Hamilton's McLaren
Hamilton's battle with Ferrari will be on the BBC from next year
The BBC has secured the television rights to show Formula One in the UK from the 2009 season.

The five-year deal for an undisclosed fee marks F1's return to BBC screens 12 years after it switched to ITV.

The contract covers all platforms and will see F1 broadcast on the BBC Sport website, as well as on TV and radio.

F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone said he was "delighted", adding: "The BBC has some innovative ideas to consolidate and expand our UK fan base."

Among the new developments will be live video coverage of F1 on the BBC Sport website.

Asked why he had decided to split with ITV, Ecclestone said: "It's not that we are unhappy with ITV but I think maybe they will have their hands full with other things and maybe the BBC can service us a bit better.

I'm absolutely flabbergasted - I almost fell out of bed when I heard it
Murray Walker
Former F1 commentator

"I think they will be able to service us an awful lot better, a little bit more time.

"I think it will be good, a fresh face. I'm not complaining about ITV, I'm not saying they did a bad job or anything like that.

"But with all the other things they are loaded up with - and who knows they will get some more stuff - maybe it will be a bit more difficult to spend as much time on us.

"I think the BBC will do that."

ITV was in the third year of a five-year deal, which appears to have been terminated early by Ecclestone.

BBC director of sport Roger Mosey said: "Our understanding is that F1 did have a termination right at the end of the 2008 season, and that appears to be what has happened, and we're absolutely delighted F1 will be back on the BBC this time next year."

SPORT EDITORS' BLOG
Roger Mosey
BBC director of sport

Murray Walker, former F1 commentator for both the BBC and ITV, said: "I'm absolutely flabbergasted - I was lying in bed listening to the news this morning and I almost fell out of bed when I heard it.

"It's an amazing development because I think ITV did and do a superb job, and I think there is more to this than meets the eye."

Dominic Coles, BBC Sport director of sport rights, said: "The biggest motorsporting event in the world is returning home after 12 years.

"We were delighted when Bernie Ecclestone approached us about the return of F1 to the BBC.

"F1 is a crown jewel of sports broadcasting, so to bring the rights back to their traditional home from 2009 is tremendously exciting.

"Fans will be able to enjoy uninterrupted, state of the art and innovative coverage from BBC Sport, across all of our TV, radio and new media platforms, for the first time since 1996."

An ITV statement on Thursday said: "ITV plc today confirmed that it has decided to exit Formula One at the end of this season.

"This was a straightforward commercial decision for ITV and we are pleased that F1 will continue to be broadcast free-to-air.

"ITV will continue to broadcast live coverage of every race this season as Lewis Hamilton attempts to win his first world championship."

Research finds birdsong trigger

Japanese quails
Japanese quails were observed under varying amounts of light
Birds know to sing in the spring because of hormones triggered by longer days, researchers have found.

Teams from the Roslin Institute near Edinburgh and Nagoya University in Japan have identified how part of a bird's brain is affected by seasons.

Scientists found cells near the pituitary gland release a hormone in the spring in readiness for mating.

The bird then begins to sing more often to attract potential mating partners, the experts said.

'Exact mechanism'

Prof Peter Sharp of the Roslin Institute said: "While we knew what area of the brain was affected by seasonal change, until now we did not know the exact mechanism involved.

"Now we have identified a key element in the process of the brain's activity when spring arrives.

"Such knowledge would have been impossible in the past but advances in technology enabled us to scan thousands of genes so we could work out which ones are affected by seasonal change."

Researchers used a genome chip - known as a microarray - to scan 28,000 genes from the Japanese quail, which had received varying lengths of light corresponding to short and longer days.

They discovered that genes in cells on the surface of the brain were switched on when the birds received more light.

The result was that cells started to release thyroid-stimulating hormone.

Researchers found that the hormone, which has previously been associated with growth and metabolism, indirectly stimulates the pituitary gland to secrete further hormones called gonadotrophins.

These cause the birds' testes to grow and as a result they begin to crow to attract partners.

Oscar-winning actor Scofield dies

Paul Scofield

Paul Scofield, one of Britain's greatest Shakespearian actors and an Academy Award winner, has died at the age of 86, his agent has said.

Scofield won the Oscar for best actor in 1967 for A Man for All Seasons, and was also nominated in 1995 for best supporting actor for Quiz Show.

The actor died peacefully on Wednesday in a hospital near his Sussex home, his agent Rosalind Chatto said.

"He had leukaemia and had not been well for some time," she said.

The British-born actor started his stage career in 1940.

Lear landmark

In 2004, Scofield's portrayal of King Lear in 1962 was voted the greatest performance in a Shakespeare play by a panel of Royal Shakespeare Company actors, including Sir Ian McKellen, Ian Richardson and Sir Antony Sher.

"Of the 10 greatest moments in the theatre, eight are Scofield's," the actor Richard Burton once said.

Scofield won his Oscar in 1967 for playing Sir Thomas More in the film of the life of the 16th Century Lord Chancellor.

Scofield's other film roles included playing King Lear in the 1972 film version of Shakespeare's play and the French King in Kenneth Branagh's Henry V in 1989.

His TV work included the BBC's £4m adaptation of Dickens' Martin Chuzzlewit in 1994 and he was also a familiar voice in radio dramas.

Honours

Scofield was appointed a CBE in 1956 but he was thought to have rejected attempts to give him a knighthood.

"If you want a title, what's wrong with Mr?" he once said. "If you have always been that, then why lose your title? But it's not political. I have a CBE, which I accepted very gratefully."

But in the New Year's Honours for 2001, he was made a Companion of Honour.

People are made a Companion of Honour for work of national importance and there are only 65 members at any one time.

Scofield leaves his widow, the actress Joy Parker, a son and a daughter.

One in 70 Scottish pubs closed in the last six months

More than 80 pubs have closed in Scotland in the last six months, according to the Scottish Beer & Pub Association (SPBA).

The figures were released days after the British Beer & Pub Association (BBPA) said 27 pubs were closing across the UK every week.

The figures were produced by CGA Strategy as part of the BBPA's UK pub closure figures

Patrick Browne, the SBPA's chief executive, said: "These figures suggest that a total of 83 pubs closed in Scotland over the last six months with 19 of these in rural areas, 31 in suburban areas, and 33 of them in urban areas.

"That is one pub in every 47 urban pubs in Scotland, or one in every 69 overall as classified by CGA.

"Whilst there will always be churn in the licensed trade as pubs close and new ones open these figures should cause concern to policy makers in Scotland given that a large number of pub operators don't even appear to want to go through the process of licensing transition which only formally commenced on 7th March.

"Politicians in Scotland should realise that the impact of the legislative burden and costs they are imposing on Scotland's pubs is actually now starting to have an impact on pubs, many of which represent the heart of the communities they serve being forced to close their doors and cease trading"

How to make a woman happy

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

The last charge

Almost 700 years after the Pope burned their leader at the stake, the Knights Templar are back. Or are they? Patrick Barkham tries to find out why the long-vanished order of Crusaders might suddenly be advertising in the press...

The accountancy firm that looks after children's entertainers the Wiggles is not an obvious place to search for the Holy Grail, but that's where the trail led last night. It started with a simple quest - what on earth is a large advertisment headlined "The Ancient & Noble Order of The Knights Templar" doing in the Daily Telegraph? - and it led your intrepid investigator to the wilds of west London and then all the way back to the 12th century.

It was around 1118 when the order of the Knights Templar was founded in the Holy Land by Hughes de Payens and eight other French knights to protect pilgrims and defend Jerusalem, which had been captured by the Crusaders in 1099. Over almost two centuries, the order grew into one of the most rich and powerful institutions of the era. It all came crashing down when the Pope burnt the Templars' last grand master at the stake in Paris in 1314. The order seemed to have disappeared - until yesterday, when this tantalising advertisement appeared.

Apart from the odd misplaced apostrophe and various arcane references to "annulling the bull", the advert gravely announced that the Knights Templar would petition the Pope to "restore the Order with the duties, rights and privileges appropriate to the 21st century and beyond". It called on all Templar groups and "brothers in arms" around the world to get in touch, either via its website, www.theknightstemplar.info, or an address in west London, which could clearly become a mecca for long-lost Templars and baffled Telegraph readers alike.

My quest was to decipher this advertisement and find out why someone would pay several thousand pounds to place it in the press.

Historians agree that the Knights Templar were a powerful military order of warrior monks charged with defending the Holy Land. They amassed great wealth, although their prestige was damaged when the Christians were driven out of Jerusalem in the 13th century. King Philip IV "the Fair" of France is also said to have become indebted to the Templars, and in 1307 ordered the arrest of the grand master of the order, Jacques de Molay, and other key leaders, who were hit with the usual concoction of lurid charges: heresy, sodomy and devil worship. Philip persuaded his pal Pope Clement V to issue a bull suppressing the Templars in 1312. Two years later, Molay was burned at the stake on an island in the Seine.

That, you might think, was that: the cruel destruction of a religious order in the Middle Ages. But this particular nasty, brutish and short episode in medieval history has spawned long centuries of rumour about the Templars. "They have become a kind of mosaic of mythology and conspiracy, secrecy and survival and anti-papacy right across Europe and into North America," says Martin Palmer, a theologian and religious historian.

A popular myth is that the Templars lived on - in Scotland and secret rooms in Paris - hoarding their riches (one cup, used by Christ) and guarding their secrets (Jesus had a child with Mary Magdalene). And since the 19th century, all kinds of new Templar groups, often loosely connected to the Masons or taking on familiar Christian rituals, have popped up, claiming to recapture the spirit of the original order.

Last year, the Vatican felt so besieged by the weight of conspiracy and conjecture drummed up by Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code that it took an unsual step: it released a document from its archives called the Chinon parchment, which shows that Pope Clement V's investigation into the Templars in 1308 actually cleared them of the heresy charges that led to many being put to death. Members of Templar groups have called on Pope Benedict to make a formal apology; the Vatican instead issued a collector's edition of the documents for £4,000 a pop.

Why did Rome take such a step? "The Catholic church has been shaken by The Da Vinci Code et al," says Palmer. "It was trying to put its side of the story and quash the idea that the Knights were Satanists conspiring to overturn Christendom. It's a full-frontal assault on the conspiracy theorists, and that's why the document was published with considerable fanfare."

What the advert demands is a formal restoration of the Knights Templar. Such a move would not be without precedent: the Jesuits were suppressed by the Catholic church in 1773 before being formally restored by Rome in 1814. "In the background is a mix of Da Vinci Code nonsense and a hard-headed real estate issue," says Palmer. "The consequences of the papacy restoring the Knights would be to open up an enormous can of worms."

One of the worms is property. While Palmer dismisses contemporary "orders" that claim lineage back to 14th-century Templars, he believes modern Templars could in theory claim rights to property seized by the Catholic church. There could, for instance, be a dispute over the ownership of the Temple Church in London (which passed to the Church of England).

Another possible worm is the reaction that the restoration of the Templars would cause among some Islamic groups who associate the Templars with the Crusades. Palmer believes the Pope, who has worked hard to build bridges between Islam and Christianity after several gaffes, would be wary of triggering more conflict with the Muslim world.

And so I find myself in west London, at the address given in the advert. It turns out to be the offices of Sloane & Co, a small accountancy firm set up by David Sloane in 1974. Sloane is no boring bean-counter - he's a rock accountant. Over the years, he's done the books for INXS, Maxi Priest, Mark Morrison and even Melinda Messenger. His top clients today are the Wiggles, the Australian preschool entertainers who sport primary-coloured turtlenecks and have made millions from selling CDs of songs about Dorothy the Dinosaur.

The connection between turtleneck-wearing entertainers and a secretive group of warrior monks has me stumped. At Sloane & Co's offices, the stairs are being redecorated. Hang on: is that an image of the Turin Shroud in undercoat? Only kidding.

According to the Charities Commission, Sloane is the official representative of the Knights Templar Trust charity, which is listed on the advertisement. Sadly, Sloane is not at his office and does not return my calls. All he will say is the Ancient & Noble Order of the Knights Templar "is a client of Sloane & Co". Why does the client want to reinvigorate and restore the Knights Templar? Apparently a press release in a couple of days will reveal all.

The Templars' website is registered under the name of another accountant. Are the Templars a group of accountants? Sadly, this man is said to have left the company of tax accountants on the Isle of Man three years ago and he eludes my attempts to find him. Still, if the Templars hid from us for 700 years through a combination of secret trap doors and shy accountants, it's probably no disgrace that I can't locate them in one afternoon.

"Were there a serious attempt to re-establish the order, we would see all kinds of funny creatures coming out from under the stones," predicts Palmer. "This could be an interesting meeting of mysticism and Mammon."

19.3.08

Captain Birds Eye actor dies

The actor who played Captain Birds Eye in the adverts for Birds Eye fish fingers for more than 30 years has died.

John Hewer, who played the role of the jolly, bearded naval captain from 1967 until 1998, was 86 when he died at the weekend.

He had been living at the actors' retirement home Brinsworth House in Middlesex, the BBC news website reported.

The popular Captain Birds Eye character wore a naval uniform and had a bushy white beard.

Captain Birds Eye - John Hewer Captain Birds Eye: played by Hewer from 1967 to 1998 Birds Eye's ads were targeted at children and often featured the old sailor with a crew of youngsters, inviting them to eat fish fingers at "the captain's table".

When the character was temporarily retired in 1971, the Times ran his obituary before heralding his resurrection three years later with an announcement that reports of the Captain's death had been "grossly exaggerated".

After Hewer eventually retired from the part, he was replaced by Thomas Pescod.

The Birds Eye name comes from Clarence Birdseye, the US entrepreneur who pioneered frozen food in the 1920s.

In the UK the brand was sold by consumer goods company Unilever to private equity group Permira in 2006.

Roomy with a view

View out window of Airbus A380

Terminal 3 at Singapore's Changi Airport is brand new, opened in January.

It's huge: so big, frankly, it makes the new Terminal 5 at London's Heathrow look cramped.

But it's not the architecture that's causing a stir at Gate B5: it's the huge double-decker plane parked outside, one of Singapore Airlines' first three Airbus A380s, wingspan almost equalling the length of a football pitch, tail as tall as an eight-storey building.

Last October, Singapore Airlines was the first airline to fly an A380 commercially, from Singapore to Sydney. Today it's inaugurating a daily service to Heathrow.

There's a party atmosphere at the gate: speeches, a free breakfast and the chance to have your photograph taken with one of Singapore Airlines' impossibly pretty, impossibly charming air hostesses, known as "the Singapore Girls".

Among the passengers are 18 aviation enthusiasts in specially-printed T-shirts, who've made it their mission to take as many "first flights" as they can.

One, Gino Bertuccio from Florida, the owner of a cosmetics firm, has paid $9,000 for one of the 12 first-class "suites" on board - little cubicles with sliding doors which give the occupant greater privacy. Why?

Singapore Airlines hostesses
Other carriers are to follow Singapore Airlines in using the A380
"I don't have family, I don't have kids, I'm single. All the money I earn, I spend it on this luxury hobby," he says.

Another enthusiast is Mark Barden, a nurse from Southampton. He's turning round when we land at Heathrow and flying straight back to Singapore so he can claim to have been on both legs of this inaugural trip.

With a 747 flight to get him to Singapore in the first place, and another A380 to get him home again, the double round-trip has cost him £1,500.

"I love aviation," he says. He funds his hobby by dealing in aviation paraphernalia on eBay.

Quiet and roomy

We take off at 0920 Singapore time - 0120 London time. First impressions: it's much quieter than a conventional jumbo, and much roomier.

In economy the seats are two inches wider and there's two inches more legroom than on a Singapore Airlines 747. In business class the seat's wide enough, without exaggeration, to fit two people side by side. (The BBC paid for economy seats - Singapore Airlines kindly upgraded us.)

Captain Gerard Yeap
Captain Gerard Yeap spoke well of the A380's handling
An hour and a half into the 13-hour flight and we're somewhere over the Nicobar Islands, off the coast of Thailand. I ask the pilot, Captain Gerard Yeap, what the A380 is like to fly.

On take-off today we weighed 529 tonnes, and rumbling down the runway the plane certainly felt enormous. Reassuringly he tells me that for a plane of its size it handles remarkably well.

Back in the economy seats the passengers seem happy too. There's praise for the plane's spaciousness - one woman is letting her one-year old crawl around near the back of the lower deck: there's plenty of room and he's in no-one's way.

A retired couple on the way back to Kent from one of their regular holidays in New Zealand were delighted to discover they'd be on this first flight - even more pleased to find how comfortable it is.

Green claims

We're served breakfast - and all the passengers are handed a certificate signed by Capt Yeap, just to prove we really were on the flight.

I try taking a nap, folding down my seat to make a flat bed, and discover I can stretch out to my full six feet.

Two hours later it's back to work. By now we've crossed India and the Punjab, and we're pressing on over Pakistan towards Afghanistan.

Airbus A380 above the London Eye
Heathrow has seen renovations to handle the double-decker jet
I do a succession of interviews on the plane's satellite phone with BBC TV and radio outlets, and chat to one of the other journalists travelling on the flight.

Dominic O'Connell is deputy business editor of the Sunday Times, and has written at length about the A380's manufacturer, Airbus.

The A380 is much quieter than a jumbo. With fuel consumption and carbon dioxide emissions 20% lower, it's also said to be greener. So I ask Dominic if those green claims stack up.

Not necessarily, he says: though it uses less fuel per passenger it's flying many more of them.

He thinks the big increases in fuel efficiency will come when Airbus produces a "stretched" version of the plane, capable of holding an extra 50 or 100 passengers.

In fact, the existing plane could be much more fuel efficient if airlines were to fill it to capacity - more than 850 economy seats.

They don't do that because they make more money selling tickets for roomy business class. Singapore Airways charges £687 for an economy return from London to Singapore, £3,164 for a business class return.

There are 471 seats on the plane: 12 "suites", 60 business class and 399 economy.

Touch down

Lunch is served over the Caspian Sea, eight hours and rather more than half-way into the trip.

By now the novelty is starting to wear off: roomier it may be, but when all's said and done the A380 is still a flying cigar tube, albeit a fat one.

But at least we're not as dehydrated as people usually get on long-haul flights, apparently because the cabin pressure is higher.

Time for another nap, and then some more interviews, as the plane powers on over Ukraine with just two and half hours still to go.

BBC News's Nick Higham on board the Airbus A380
BBC News's Nick Higham had just one complaint
Stephen Forshaw, of Singapore Airlines, tells me I'm wrong to question the A380's green credentials.

The Boeing 747 is 40-year-old technology, he tells me; the A380 with its lighter, carbon composite body and its modern Rolls-Royce engines, can't help but be more fuel-efficient.

And then it's wheels down as we approach Heathrow, where they've had to build a new pier at Terminal 3 especially to take this giant aircraft.

With no spare landing slots at one of the world's busiest airports, bigger planes like this represent one of the few opportunities for Heathrow to increase the number of passengers it handles without building another runway.

We touch down at 1450 GMT - after 13 hours and 30 minutes, and one of the busiest but also most enjoyable long-haul flights I've ever taken.

Just one complaint: you'd have thought with all that extra space they could have made the loos bigger.

Director Anthony Minghella dies

Anthony Minghella
Anthony Minghella won an Oscar for directing The English Patient

British film director and writer Anthony Minghella has died aged 54.

Minghella's films included The English Patient - which earned him an Oscar for best director in 1997 - as well as Truly, Madly, Deeply and Cold Mountain.

He suffered a haemorrhage in London days after having surgery for cancer of the tonsils and neck, his US agent Leslee Dart said.

Jude Law, who worked with Minghella on three films, said he was "deeply shocked and saddened" at the news.

The actor described him as "a brilliantly talented writer and director" and "a sweet, warm, bright and funny man".

He was one of Britain's greatest creative talents, one of our finest screen writers and directors
Gordon Brown

Law's co-star in The Talented Mr Ripley, Gwyneth Paltrow, said Minghella was "a wonderful man" who was "so interested in art and making the world better for art".

Actor Kevin Spacey praised the director as "one of the greats".

Film producer and friend Lord Puttnam said the industry would be "very shocked" to lose their "very well-loved" colleague.

"He started as a writer, he was not a stylist as a director," he said. "He saw himself as a storyteller and his films were very well told, beautifully made and beautifully acted."

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who was directed by Minghella in a Labour Party broadcast before the 2005 General Election, also paid tribute.

CAREER HIGHLIGHTS
Jude Law in Cold Mountain
Cold Mountain (2003 - pictured)
The Talented Mr Ripley (1999)
The English Patient (1996)
Truly, Madly, Deeply (1991)
He said: "He was one of Britain's greatest creative talents, one of our finest screen writers and directors, a great champion of the British film industry and expert on literature and opera."

Minghella had an operation for cancer last week, his representatives said.

Leslee Dart said: "The surgery had gone well and they were very optimistic. But he developed a haemorrhage last night and they were not able to stop it."

He died at about 0500 GMT on Tuesday at the Charing Cross Hospital in Hammersmith, west London.

Minghella's other roles included being chairman of the British Film Institute.

He had also directed a TV episode of book The No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency.

A 90-minute pilot, directed by Minghella and co-written with Richard Curtis, is due to be broadcast on BBC One on Easter Sunday.

Anthony Minghella at the Baftas 1997
Minghella received nine Bafta and three Oscar nominations
BBC film correspondent Tom Brook, speaking in New York, said Minghella was held in "very high regard by the artistic community".

"He's certainly one of the top directors of his generation in Britain and, in Hollywood he was definitely held in high esteem," he said.

Minghella began his career as a writer with his early radio plays winning several awards.

He made his directorial debut in Truly, Madly, Deeply, in 1991.

He went on to write and direct film adaptations of Michael Ondaatje's The English Patient and Patricia Highsmith's The Talented Mr Ripley.

In 1999, he was nominated for an Oscar for writing The Talented Mr Ripley screenplay.

He also directed 2003's Cold Mountain, starring Law, Kidman and Renee Zellweger, who won the best supporting actress Oscar for the film.

In 2005, Minghella directed his first opera, an English National Opera (ENO) production of Madama Butterfly.

Servant law among acts to be axed

Blackadder cast
Some 18th Century servants were up to no good, it seems
An 18th Century law aimed at preventing servants from organising "inside job" burglaries is to be repealed as part of a clean-up of obsolete legislation.

The 1792 Servants' Characters Act is one of 328 set to be removed or amended under the Statute Law (Repeals) Bill, to be debated in the House of Lords.

Also featured are laws on disorderly houses, poor relief, county gaols, turnpikes and the East India Company.

Justice Secretary Jack Straw said the repeals were "necessary and overdue".

One conviction

The Servants' Characters Act forbids staff from supplying false character references.

It was passed following an outcry among wealthy householders over a spate of burglaries thought to have been organised by servants with criminal tendencies.

It has only been used once in a successful prosecution in its 216 years.

Other "legal curiosities" set for repeal include a law of 1839 requiring street musicians to leave the area if required to do so by irritated householders and legislation passed in 1819, following the deaths of 11 people in Manchester's Peterloo Massacre.

Several acts relating to county gaols and the setting up of turnpike roads - which were maintained locally, with users paying tolls - are due to be axed.

Another act of 1819 allows the building of a workhouse in Wapping, east London, mentioned by Charles Dickens in his The Uncommercial Traveller sketches.

'Costly and pointless'

Mr Straw, who is also lord chancellor, said: "Laws on turnpikes, workhouses, and the Peterloo Massacre are rightly of interest to historians, but there is no need to retain them on the statute book.

"Obsolete laws can raise people's expectations and invite costly and pointless legal activity. This is a necessary and overdue parliamentary spring clean."

The bill, if passed, will repeal the whole of 260 Acts and parts of another 68.

Liberal Democrat legal affairs spokesman David Howarth said: "The government shouldn't stop with only a review of laws that are technically out of date.

"It should also look at the huge amount of legislation it introduced on actions which are already illegal but that were drafted with the sole intention of grabbing a few headlines."

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Henry VIII - from a painting by Holbein
Henry VIII had made his descendents kings of Ireland
More than 3,000 laws passed before the Republic of Ireland gained independence from Britain are to be repealed.

The list of obsolete Acts, enacted between 1066 and 1922, was drawn up by Attorney General Rory Brady.

Among the laws repealed are the Government of Ireland Act 1920, which partitioned the island.

Another is an act of 1542 which made Henry VIII and his heirs the holders of the kingship of Ireland.

Another is the Irish Free State (Agreement) Act 1922, which gave the 1921 Treaty - when Ireland achieved independence - the force of law.

These measures have become obsolete but have never been formally repealed.

Taoiseach Bertie Ahern said: "This bill is the single biggest repealing measure in the state's history, and will remove almost as many laws from the statute book as have been enacted in the years since independence.

"It is important that we keep our statute book up to date and relevant and that we clear from the statute book any laws which are obsolete, as well as identifying those which are still of relevance."

Staff in the attorney general's office checked 26,371 laws enacted before 1922, the first comprehensive examination of all statutes in the history of the Republic.

Some 1,350 will be retained for the time being.

This white-list contains laws found to have some degree of modern relevance, and must be replaced with modern laws before they can be repealed.

Within the next number of years, the Irish government intends for all pre-independence legislation to be repealed and replaced with modern laws.

Some of the laws pre-date the Norman conquest of 1169 as all the laws of England were later transported wholesale to Ireland in 1494 in an effort by King Henry VII to stabilise Ireland.

In 1542, King Henry VIII tried to put the Irish question beyond doubt by having the Irish parliament pass a law declaring him to be the King of Ireland.

In 1962 this law was repealed but research revealed a second law of 1542, which restated and expanded on the first declaring King Henry to be the King of Ireland.

Writer Arthur C Clarke dies at 90

Sir Arthur C Clarke
Sir Arthur C Clarke was famous for his science fiction writing

British science fiction writer Sir Arthur C Clarke has died in Sri Lanka at the age of 90.

Born in Somerset, he came to fame in 1968 when a short story The Sentinel was made into the film 2001: A Space Odyssey by director Stanley Kubrick.

Once called "the first dweller in the electronic cottage", his vision of future space travel and computing captured the popular imagination.

An aide said he died at 0130 local time after a cardio-respiratory attack.

Vivid descriptions

A farmer's son, Sir Arthur was educated at Huish's Grammar School in Taunton before joining the civil service.

During World War II, Clarke volunteered for the Royal Air Force, where he worked in the then highly-secretive development of radar and thought up the concept of communication satellites.

A great science fiction writer, a very good scientist, a great prophet and a very dear friend
Sir Patrick Moore

Sir Arthur's vivid and detailed descriptions of space shuttles, super-computers and rapid communications systems were enjoyed by millions of readers around the world.

He was the author of more than 100 fiction and non-fiction books, and his writings are credited by many observers with giving science fiction a human and practical face.

In the 1940s Clarke maintained man would reach the moon by the year 2000, an idea dismissed at the time.

'Great prophet'

British astronomer Sir Patrick Moore had known Sir Arthur since they met as teenagers at the British Interplanetary Society.

Sir Patrick paid tribute to his friend, remembering him as "a very sincere person" with "a strong sense of humour".

Tributes have also come from George Whitesides, the executive director of the National Space Society, with which Sir Arthur served on the board of governors, and fellow science fiction writer Terry Pratchett.

After a failed marriage Sir Arthur moved to Sri Lanka, then called Ceylon, in 1956, where he lived with a business partner and his family, and pursued his interest in scuba-diving.

His status as the grand old man of science fiction was threatened when, in 1998, allegations of child abuse, which he strenuously denied, caused the confirmation of a knighthood to be delayed. Sir Arthur was cleared by an investigation. From 1995, the author was largely confined to a wheelchair, suffering from post-polio syndrome.

ARTHUR C. CLARKE

Image from 2001: A Space Odyssey Clips from 2001: A Space Odyssey


Patrick Moore Astronomer Patrick Moore's tribute


Arthur C Clarke in 1985 Wogan interviews Clarke in 1985

18.3.08

A380 to make UK commercial debut

Singapore Airlines Airbus A380
Singapore received its first A380 in October 2007

The Airbus A380 "super-jumbo" is due to make its European commercial debut when a flight from Singapore lands at London's Heathrow airport.

Singapore Airlines is the first carrier to operate the new double-decker aircraft on revenue-earning services.

Flight SQ308 is due to arrive at Heathrow at 1505 GMT.

British Airways has ordered 12 of the airliners, due to be delivered from 2012, while Virgin Atlantic has ordered six, to arrive from 2013.

The Singapore Airlines flight is expected to have up to 470 passengers on board, each of whom will receive a personalised certificate to commemorate the historic first flight to the UK.

The carrier has three A380s in service, with 16 more on order, and has been using them on flights between Singapore and Sydney, Australia, since October 2007.

Environmental claims

The A380 made its Heathrow debut in May 2006, when a pre-production aircraft arrived to test facilities.

Heathrow's owner BAA has constructed a special pier at Terminal 3 to accommodate A380s, which will also be flown to the airport by Dubai-based Emirates.

Pier 6, as it is known, was completed in 2006 at a cost of £105m and provides space for four of the double-deck airliners.

Other works, costing more than £340m, had to be carried out on the airfield to allow for operations by the world's largest commercial airliner.

I saw the A380 when it came to Farnborough in 2006 and thought it looked terrific
Mark Wright,
Passenger on inaugural flight

Runways had to be resurfaced, lighting upgraded and taxiways changed in preparation for the A380.

Terminal 5, which was opened by the Queen last Friday, will also be able to handle the airliner when it enters service with British Airways.

Airbus is making bold claims for the A380's impact on the environment, saying the aircraft burns 17% less fuel per seat than the current largest airliner.

The company argues that equates to the airliner producing 75g of CO2 per passenger and per kilometre.

Inaugural flight

Friends of the Earth is not convinced by that argument, saying that while cleaner aircraft are required, it expects any benefits to be undermined by the forecast rapid growth in demand for air travel.

Singapore Airlines say the start of commercial A380 services to London will be a "proud moment" for the UK aviation sector.

The airliner's wings are made at Broughton in north Wales and at Filton in Bristol. The Rolls-Royce engines that power Singapore's fleet are built at Derby.

Among those on board the inaugural flight will be Mark Wright from Northamptonshire.

He is a member of the enthusiasts' group First to Fly - who have been onboard a number of inaugural flights.

"I have long been an aviation enthusiast and was really keen on Concorde although I was never fortunate to fly on it," he said.

"I saw the A380 when it came to Farnborough in 2006 and thought it looked terrific. I was particularly impressed with the wings. They were amazing."

The Ten Craziest Parking Tickets of All Time

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Think that you’ve been hard done to by the parking authorities? Well, wait until you have read these extraordinary tales…

1. Trucking ridiculous

It was a normal day for truck driver Michael Collins, who was on his way to collect a skip in London’s Belsize Park. But then, without warning, his truck lurched as the road beneath him collapsed. Unbeknown to Michael, a burst water main had caused the road to give way, creating a deep hole where the front wheels of his 17-tonne truck became stuck.

While he was waiting for his lorry to be rescued, a passing parking attendant appeared. To the astonishment of nearby residents and despite Michael’s protests, she stood on tiptoe and whacked a parking ticket on the trucks windscreen, uttering the immortal words, “You can appeal”. (See picture above).

2. Bad news comes in trees

If a tree fell on your car and you escaped death by mere inches, you might think that you would get some sympathy from your local council. Sadly, no such compassion was forthcoming when one family suffered just such a fate under the parking Taliban of Wychavon District Council

Nicky Clegg from Stoulton, near Pershore, was driving along the Bromwich Road with her 82-year-old mother and her 11-year-old son when without warning a tree crashed on her car. Miraculously they escaped death but the car ended up with a crushed bonnet, smashed windscreen and broken wing mirrors.

Police dragged the wrecked car to the side of the road and told Nicky that it was fine to leave it there and she could pick it up the following day. But when Nicky came back the next day, she was astonished to find a parking ticket on the window.

3. Feeling run down?

Think that being badly injured is an excuse to park illegally? Think again. When Nadhim Zahawi of South London was thrown from his scooter and left lying in the road with a broken leg, a heartless warden from Lambeth Council slapped a £100 ticket on his bike.

4. Horse play

You leave your horse in the street and what do you expect to find when you get back? A small pile of manure perhaps, but not a parking ticket. Amazingly, however, this is exactly what happened to Robert McFarland, a retired blacksmith from Yorkshire when he left his trusty steed, Charlie Boy, for a few brief moments. On the ticket, the over-zealous warden had written the vehicle description as “brown horse”.

5. Daylight robbery

It started off just like any other day for Fred Holt when he went to his local bank. But the ordinary day turned extraordinary when two masked men burst into the bank brandishing an axe and a machete. In the terrifying raid, the robbers held a young cashier hostage with an axe to her throat. Customers were forced to lie on the floor as staff were made to hand over cash.

If being a victim of this horrifying event wasn’t bad enough, 77 year old Mr Holt had parked his car nearby, and by the time he had given a statement to police officers, his car had been there for 20 minutes longer than allowed.

Mr. Holt was not worried because the police officers who interviewed him said that traffic wardens had been told about the raid and asked not to issue tickets. But when Mr Holt got back to his car he was astounded to find a £30 parking ticket pinned to his windscreen – the reason: overstaying his allowed time in the street.

6. Bloody ridiculous

“Do Something Amazing Today” runs the slogan of the National Blood Service. In Sutton, a traffic warden did just that, though not along the lines of “Save a life. Give Blood” that the advert intended.

For four years, a mobile National Blood Service truck has visited Sutton, parking at the same spot outside a group of offices, so volunteers can give blood. But seeing the good citizens of the town turn up and exchange a pint of the red stuff in return for a cup of tea and a biscuit was too much of a temptation for one parking attendant. Whilst those inside were giving blood, the parking attendant gave in his own unique way – in the form of a parking ticket.

Sutton council eventually waived the fine, saying the parking attendant had made a simple error of judgment. Or to put it more aptly, a rush of blood to the head.

7. Bus(ted)

Picture the situation. You’re a bus driver. You’re driving your bus. You see a queue of people waiting for you at a bus stop. You pull over to pick them up. So far, so good. But wait, not everyone wants to buy a ticket. This chap in the queue wants to give you one instead…

This was the extraordinary scene that greeted Manchester bus driver Chris O’Mahony, when he stopped his number 77 bus to let people on. He and his passengers looked on in absolute disbelief as the Manchester City Council parking attendant joined the queue to prepare the parking ticket, deposited the £40 notice and then walked away. The bus driver’s crime? Parking in a restricted area.

The attendant said he'd been told to issue tickets to buses that park. Manchester City Council bosses cancelled the ticket and ordered the warden to be retrained. Hopefully, as something other than a warden.

8. Heart attack

Whilst David Holmes was driving along he felt chest pains. So he immediately drove himself to hospital. When he arrived he was forced to park on the road and was treated for a heart attack. A kind nurse left a note on the windscreen saying it was an emergency and that David's daughter would pick the car up later. Despite the note, a pitiless parking attendant slapped a parking ticket on David’s car.

Despite an appeal to the local council, the £40 fine was not cancelled.

9. Welcome to Warwickshire

Warwick is a beautiful part of England but it had no appeal for one man who received a parking ticket from the local Council.

Krister Nylander was dismayed to receive a parking ticket in the post for parking in Warwick. But he knew the parking ticket was wrong because he lives in Sweden and had not visited England since he was 16. The offending vehicle was his 20-ton snowmobile which had barely ever left his barn, let alone Sweden.

How did it get the ticket? We’ve absolutely no Ikea.

10. Driving you crazy

Driving instructors are used to the trials and tribulations of teaching people to drive. Three point turns, as we all know, can be very tricky to learn. So spare a thought for the driving instructor who got a CCTV parking ticket when his pupil stalled whilst attempting a three-point turn and could not restart the car. The offence? Parking more than 50 centimetres from the kerb.


List compiled with the help of Barrie Segal, founder of AppealNow.com and author of the book, The Parking Ticket Awards: Crazy Councils, Meter Madness and Traffic Warden Hell

To buy a copy of Barrie’s Book, visit appealnow.com/book.html



17.3.08

No mercy for Duffy's chart rivals

Duffy
Duffy comes from the town of Nefyn in north-west Wales
Welsh soul star Duffy has scored the UK's number one single for the fourth week in a row with Mercy.

Her success means that Leona Lewis's Sport Relief single, Better In Time, only entered the chart at number two.

Duffy's Rockferry was the number one album for a second week, with US rock band OneRepublic the highest new entry at two, with Dreaming Out Loud.

Meanwhile, Nickelback's Rockstar single held on to a top five placing in its 18th week of release.

Dance act H Two O featuring Platnum dropped from two to three, while OneRepublic held firm at four with Stop and Stare.

UK TOP FIVE SINGLES
Leona Lewis
1 Mercy - Duffy
2 Better In Time / Footprints In The Sand - Leona Lewis (pictured)
3 What's It Gonna Be - H Two O ft Platnum
4 Stop and Stare - Onerepublic
5 Rockstar - Nickelback
Source: Official Chart Company
Other new entries in the Top 40 singles chart came from Panic At The Disco, Hard-Fi, Foals and Mancunian rockers Elbow.

Girl group Sugababes had the highest climber, as Denial rose 19 places from 34 to 15.

Leona Lewis's Footprints In The Sand appeared in the chart twice - once as the double A-side to her Sport Relief single, and again as a standalone track at number 25.

The X Factor winner scored a further placing in the rundown with her former number one Bleeding Love, which re-entered the chart at 40.

UK TOP FIVE ALBUMS
1 Rockferry - Duffy
2 Dreaming Out Loud - OneRepublic
3 All The Right Reasons- Nickelback
4 Spirit - Leona Lewis
5 Back To Black (Deluxe Edition) - Amy Winehouse
Source: Official Chart Company
In the album chart, Nickelback remained third with All The Right Reasons, with Lewis's Spirit rising 12 to number four.

Amy Winehouse dropped three places to five with Back to Black.

Classic Soul Hits, by Motown legends The Temptations, was the second highest new entry at number eight.

Other new albums in the Top 40 included Oracular Spectacular by MGMT at 12, The Very Best of Clannad at 20, and Superabundance by New Knives at 28.

Carrying On, 50 years later

Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams and Bernard Bresslaw in Carry On Doctor


By Tim Masters
Entertainment reporter, BBC News

Warning: this story may contain double entendres

Rather like the saying that Londoners are never more than six feet from a rat, it sometimes feels like no TV viewer is more than a couple of channel hops away from a Carry On.

Carry On films are 50 years old and showing no sign of retiring from our screens.

Hattie Jacques was best known for playing the amorous matron

Whether it's Kenneth Williams with his haughtily-flaring nostrils or Sid James cackling over Barbara Windsor in the shower - love 'em or hate 'em, they are a British institution.

On Sunday, surviving stars and crew of the 31 films along with hundreds of fans will descend on Pinewood Studios to celebrate the innuendo-packed film series that started in 1958 with Carry On Sergeant.

Among the famous invitees are Leslie Phillips, producer Peter Rogers, Valerie Leon, Frank Thornton, Dora Bryan, Anita Harris, Bill Maynard, Shirley Eaton and Fenella Fielding.

Another guest will be Norman Hudis, the screenwriter of the first six films, who is flying in from California to launch his autobiography.

Norman Hudis
Then and now: Norman Hudis wrote the first six films
Now 85, Hudis wrote Sergeant when he was 34 and then went on to pen Nurse, Teacher, Constable, Regardless and Cruising, the first Carry On in colour.

Sergeant tells the story of a bunch of raw recruits who overcome their ineptitude to help their retiring sergeant win a bet.

"I realised when I started to write the autobiography 49 years later that the root of Sergeant was an incident in Egypt during the war," says Hudis.

"It was the sergeant who took charge of that situation and turned it round in an act of extraordinary daring."

They are all about sex and that never goes out of fashion
Carry On historian Robert Ross

Carry On Nurse, meanwhile, was inspired by stories from Hudis's wife Rita, a former nurse.

"I used to call downstairs to Rita and say 'put on the old nurse's cap and tell me something funny'," laughs Hudis.

In his book, Hudis reveals that he carried on writing Carry Ons after he left the series in the early 60s in the hope that he might be asked back one day, drafting Carry On Under the Pier If Wet and Carry On Shylock Holmes.

THE HUDIS ERA CARRY ONS
Carry On Sergeant
Carry On Sergeant - 1958 (pictured)
Carry On Nurse - 1959
Carry On Teacher - 1959
Carry On Constable - 1960
Carry On Regardless - 1961
Carry On Cruising - 1962

He admits that severing his relationship with the Carry Ons was a difficult time.

"I was disappointed, but it was quite clear that I was tired. I'd done six and a couple of other films and a TV series. They didn't like my script for Spying - which I was very unhappy with myself - and that was it.

"But no hard feelings - it was a glorious time."

Hudis only once met Talbot Rothwell, who took on writing duties for the next 20 Carry On films and steered the series in an increasingly bawdy direction.

'Slap and tickle'

"He was miraculous, he really churned these things out and some of the stuff was classic," says Hudis. Rothwell died in 1981.

Carry On author and historian Robert Ross describes the Carry On films one of the few major success stories of homegown cinema, putting their longevity down to the ensemble cast.

"Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Hattie Jacques were impeccable players and people warmed to them at an early age," he says.

CLASSIC CARRY ON QUOTES
Carry On Screaming
Fenella Fielding: "Do you mind if I smoke?" (Screaming)
Kenneth Williams: "Frying tonight!" (Screaming)
Kenneth Williams: "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" (Cleo)
Hattie Jacques: ""I'm a simple woman with simple tastes and I want to be wooed." Kenneth Williams: "Ooh, you can be as wooed as you like with me!" (Matron)
Kenneth Williams: "She always was a weakly woman, Sire." Sid James: "You're telling me - once weekly!" (Henry)
Anita Harris: "Matron doesn't approve of banging in the ward." (Doctor)
Kenneth Williams: "You must be circumspect." Peter Butterworth: "Oh I was, sir, when I was a baby" (Don't Lose Your Head)

"The Carry Ons reflected a lot of social change, and that's what's made them so loveable. They are still fundamentally very funny films - they are all about sex and that never goes out of fashion."

So what is the quintessential Carry On film?

For a complete virgin (cue Sid James-style "yak! yak! yak!"), Ross recommends watching Carry On Matron.

"The historical films are probably better made, but in terms of slap and tickle knockabout comedy, I think the medical ones are brilliant."

Despite an unsuccessful attempt to revive the series in 1992 with Carry On Columbus, another Carry On - London - is due to start shooting this year.

Norman Hudis is open-minded about the Carry On brand continuing 50 years on.

"My feeling is that - as Hattie Jacques once said - if it's good-natured and it's funny then it should be made."

And even if he isn't still writing Carry On scripts, Hudis isn't short of jokes.

"The current gag about the 50th anniversary party at Pinewood is that the next reunion might be a seance!"

Muffins enter typical UK 'basket'

Cafe in Regent Street
Spending on muffins and smoothies reflects cafe culture says the ONS
Fruit smoothies, muffins and portable digital storage devices have all been added to a typical basket of UK goods, used to measure inflation.

Frozen vegetarian ready meals, CD singles, "stubbie" lager and 35mm camera films are to be removed, the Office for National Statistics said.

The ONS updates its 650-strong basket of goods and services annually, to better reflect public spending habits.

The basket is used to calculate the Retail Prices Index.

The ONS said the inclusion of fruit smoothies and muffins was reflective of a growing "cafe culture".

"Fruit smoothies are included as the emerging market of healthy soft drinks continues to rise in supermarkets," said the ONS.

It added that muffins were being included for the first time to reflect the fact that snacks such as croissants and cakes were being bought when customers bought coffees in cafes.

The removal of Top 40 singles from the basket reflects the fact consumers are downloading music more, said the ONS.

The prevalence of digital cameras means consumers are buying far less film, which explains why the 35mm film dropped from the basket.

In contrast, spending on portable digital storage devices has grown. This includes memory cards and storage sticks, mp3 players, mobile phones and computers.

16.3.08

Someone's watching you

Camera

A POINT OF VIEW
By Clive James

The age of electronic communication has allowed a hammer blow against privacy, Clive James writes, but even the last bastion, the humble letter, is under threat.

Let's begin, where British madness so often begins, in London.

London's mayor Ken Livingstone has an aide who has recently been busted sending amorous e-mails to a friend. The aide, known in the tabloid press as "Ken aide", has a few questions to answer about what he has been doing with some of the money entrusted to him.

No doubt he will give satisfactory answers, and I, to name only one, will realise that my council tax cheque has been put to good use under his guidance.

Clive James
If everyone could suddenly read everyone else's thoughts then very few people would survive the subsequent massacre

But he will find it harder to shake off the accusation that he has been writing besotted e-mails, because the Evening Standard printed them verbatim. Andrew Gilligan, in charge of that newspaper's investigations into Ken Aide's activities, can congratulate himself that he has caught Ken Aide red-eyed with lust, if not red-handed in malfeasance.

But I wonder if anyone else should be congratulating Mr Gilligan. Isn't there something wrong about helping yourself to the private e-mails of politicians, the private text messages of footballers, the private phone calls of... you fill in the blanks.

And to the contention that nothing is private for the prominent, shouldn't we be saying that privacy is for everyone, and not just for you and me?

To say that, however, you have to believe in private life as a value. I think most of us still do, although it may very well be true that a private life is becoming impossible to lead. But just because it's fading from existence doesn't mean that it was never vital.

Linguistic assault

Private life is an institution, like the English language, which is collapsing too, and proving, even as it falls to bits, that it's a structure our lives depend on.

Ken Aide's friend, prominent in that official field of race relations which is now known as community cohesion, has been quoted as saying: "I see a time when race policy will only be actioned with the sanction of committees."

There could be no clearer evidence that the English language is in a bad way. But I got that quotation from something she published, not from one of her e-mails. If she had said it in an e-mail it might well have raced Ken Aide's motor, but as far as I know she didn't. And as far as I know is, I think, quite far enough.

Laptop
Snoopable methods of communication are now standard

Most of us are capable of grasping that if everyone could suddenly read everyone else's thoughts then very few people would survive the subsequent massacre, which would effectively bring civilisation to an end. If you were living alone in a cave, you might just stay alive until the following morning, but only if you were in there alone.

To live in society at all, we have to keep a reservoir of private thoughts, which, whether wisely or unwisely, we share only with intimates. This sharing of private thoughts is called private life.

Until recently, the concept of private life was basic to civilisation. Its value could be measured by the thoroughness with which totalitarian states and religions always did their best to stamp it out. But now we have to face the possibility that the latest stage of civilisation might also be trying to stamp it out.

Tabloid basement

You can still keep your thoughts to yourself - nobody has yet invented a machine that can get into your head and broadcast what it finds - but if you try to communicate those private thoughts to anyone else you run an increasing risk that they will be communicated to everyone.

It doesn't matter who you are, if you are conspicuous enough in public life and use a mobile telephone to transmit a private secret then you might very soon see it printed in the newspapers.

North Korean borderguard keeps an eye out
Some states have not rated privacy highly

You probably remember that when this actually happened a few years back, the press coverage was endless. But I can't remember a single feature article which raised the question of whether the printing of an intercepted private phone call was not in itself far more startling than any secrets that might have been revealed.

Partly this was because the press, taken as a whole, had already reached the conclusion that everything was grist to its mill. The British press, even its tabloid basement, could be worse. On the whole it leaves the children alone. But one way or another it will print anything it can get about an adult. What has changed, in recent years, is the range of what it can get.

There was a limit to what it could do with letters sent through the post. It couldn't steam them open. In the reign of the first Elizabeth, her chief spy Walsingham routinely opened every letter that entered or left England, but that was early days. If the press wanted to do that now, it would have to steal letters faster than the post office can lose them.

Secret police

With the arrival of the mobile telephone, things got easier. I can well remember, late in the last century, a senior executive of one of the big press conglomerates trying to impress me at some reception or other by saying that he had, in his safe, transcripts of mobile phone calls that would rock the monarchy on its base.

He seemed very proud of himself, but for a moment I realised what it must be like to be face to face with the head of the secret police in the kind of country where only the police have secrets.

Things have moved on since then. No transcript stays in the safe for long, and now there are e-mails to draw upon. It's been said that nobody sensible confides to an e-mail anything that he wouldn't be prepared to see published in the newspapers, and this might indeed be so.

Sanctions against people who use words like 'unsustainable' should be actioned by committee

But it could equally be said that nobody sensible puts his money in a bank that might be robbed. There are identity thieves robbing banks every minute of the day without even having to pull on a balaclava. Unless we keep our money under the mattress, we have to trust the bank, which might be hard to do, but would be even harder if the bank-robber could not be classified as a criminal.

Pinching private phone calls and e- mails ought to be a crime, but somehow it isn't. And it probably won't be. There are too many laws as it is; too many of the new laws are useless; and a law against printing anything you can find would probably be seen as an infringement of free speech, even though the unrestricted theft of private messages amounts to an infringement of free speech anyway.

After the Ken Aide e-mail incident hit the headlines, some commentators were quick to note that if you really want to speak freely in private, the thing to do is write an old-fashioned letter.

Swiftian absurdity

Few of these commentators noted that their suggestion came at the very time when Post Office (TM) - TM because it is no longer the Royal Mail but is now a business - is proceeding with its plans to close somewhere between 2,500 and 3,000 post offices.

Most of these post offices slated by Post Office (TM) for destruction are in rural areas. In other words, they serve small towns and villages that are hard to get to, which you would have thought was the very reason why the people in them need to write and receive letters.

The Post Office's rationale for this further truncation of its already abbreviated service reaches a height of absurdity which Jonathan Swift would have hesitated to scale, lest his readers stop laughing and reach for the arsenic. The Post Office says that it all costs too much. The losses, it says, are "unsustainable".

Man with mobile phone
Think carefully what you say

But sanctions against people who use words like "unsustainable" should be actioned by committee. You will immediately spot that Post Office (TM) is speaking the same new language as Ken Aide's friend. The post office, before it was hobbled with its trademark, wasn't a business, it was an institution.

An institution is something without which civilisation itself is unsustainable. It could be said - no doubt the Post Office has a management layer in which such things are said full time, as a prelude to their being actioned - it could be said that the old ladies in the villages, who will no longer meet each other at the post office after it is turned into a community cohesion centre, could always send e-mails.

They need never leave the house. After all, they've had plenty of practice since Dr Beeching was deputed to annihilate the railway service on the same grounds: unsustainability.

And there is always a good case for leaving the village behind, if you don't mind waiting for a bus. GK Chesterton used to argue that the best reason for moving to the city was that in a village everybody knows your business, so you couldn't lead a private life.

He'd find it hard to say the same now. You can be in the biggest city in the world, and every phone you pick up, and every computer you sit down at, is a direct pipeline to universal publicity for any thought you dare to express.

Plato would have been envious. He devised a legal body called the Nocturnal Council, but if its members suspected you of impiety they only wanted to discuss it with you for a few years. And Plato never dreamed that his hideous Republic could be established except by coercion.

We seem to be volunteering for ours. But nobody has invented a mind-reading device yet, although I have noticed that some of the latest mobile telephones are small enough to crawl into your ear.

BBC releases fix for iPlayer hack

iPlayer
The iPlayer lets people stream BBC programmes

The BBC has issued a fix to stop people downloading programmes from the iPlayer website that were intended for streaming on an iPhone or iPod only.

Hackers had discovered an exploit that allowed them to save the programmes to hard disk and share them with others.

Rights issues mean the BBC is only able to offer streamed programmes for up to seven days after broadcast.

A download service for PC users lets viewers keep the programmes for up to 30 days on their PC.

The Digital Rights Management on downloadable programmes from iPlayer was exploited and breached some time ago.

The BBC admitted that it was most likely facing a cat and mouse game with hackers intent on circumventing copy protection.

"It's an ongoing, constant process and one which we will continue to monitor," said the corporation in a statement.

"Like other broadcasters, the security of rights-protected content online is an issue we take very seriously," it added.

The BBC announced a version of the iPlayer for iPhone and iPod touch owners last week.

The content for the phones and iPod is streamed as an MP4 file without copy protection and hackers quickly realised that they could access the file using a simple plug in for Firefox.

15.3.08

10 things we didn't know last week

Snippets from the week's news, sliced, diced and processed for your convenience.

1. The Duchess of Cornwall once watched Bob Marley in concert.
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2. Archimedes was murdered over pi.
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3. Forty years after colour TV was introduced to the UK there are still 34,700 people with black and white television licences.
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4. Late running trains cost the country 14 million minutes last year.
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5. A 4cm hole in the heart is not necessarily fatal.
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6. Short men are more likely to be jealous.
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7. Toasters are banned in Cuba.
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8. Yasmin Le Bon is an anti-counterfeit campaigner.
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9. Dolphins can communicate with whales.
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10. The difference between vines within France's Champagne region and those just outside is 995,000 euros.
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14.3.08

Food Fight

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Fake Ferrari star of piracy show

Fake Ferrari unveiled at Brussels anti-piracy exhibition, 10 March 2008
The fake Ferrari is powered by a Subaru engine
A fake Ferrari sports car made in Thailand has become the centrepiece of an exhibition in Brussels warning against the dangers of pirated goods.

The Ferrari P4 - of which only three were made, in 1967 - was made in a back street factory in Thailand and is powered by a Subaru engine.

The Authentics Foundation has used the car to warn against the growing tide of counterfeit goods.

It says pirated medicines and food pose a real threat to human health.

Today, they are into electronics, they are into medicine, they are into food
Authentics Foundation president Timothy P Trainer

"I think this all maybe started with the DVDs and music being pirated and it has just exploded, basically, into something quite different," said model Yasmin Le Bon, an anti-counterfeit campaigner.

European Commission President Jose-Manuel Barroso gave his support to the campaign.

"It is indeed not only an economic problem; but a public health and a consumer problem," Mr Barroso said.

Authentics Foundation president Timothy P Trainer said: "It has got more complicated because now counterfeiters are into everything. Twenty years ago they were more into luxury brands and so on.

"Today, they are into electronics, they are into medicine, they are into food."

The foundation said as much as 80% of the pharmaceuticals sold in Nigeria are fake.

Fake fears over Ethiopia's gold

Gold bar (file photo)
The price of real gold is currently soaring
Ethiopia's national bank has been told to inspect all the gold in its vaults to determine its authenticity.

It follows the discovery that some of the "gold" it had bought for millions of dollars was gold-plated steel.

The first hint that something was wrong reportedly came when the Ethiopian central bank exported a consignment of gold bars to South Africa.

The South Africans sent them back, complaining that they had been sold gilded steel.

An investigation revealed that the bank had bought a consignment of fake gold from a supplier, who is now under arrest.

Other arrests followed, including business associates of the main accused; national bank officials; and chemists from the Geological Survey of Ethiopia, whose job it is to assay the bank's purchases of gold and certify that they are real.

But what has clearly now got the government even more worried is that another different batch of gold in the bank's vaults has also been found to be fake, and this time it was gold which had been there for several years, after being seized from smugglers trying to take it to Djibouti.

Mining

The Ethiopian parliament's budget and finance committee ordered the inspection of all gold in the national bank's vaults.

A report from the auditor-general on the affair is expected to be presented to parliament during its current session.

Gold is mined in Ethiopia in considerable quantities, and a trader selling gold to the central bank has to have it tested and certified by the Geological Survey.

Whether the bank bought fake gold in the first place, or whether real gold from the vaults has been swapped for gilded steel, the fraud has cost the bank many millions of dollars, and it must have involved collusion on a considerable scale.

Bear convicted for theft of honey

Honey bees
Temptation was too great for the bear
The taste of honey was just too tempting for a bear in Macedonia, which repeatedly raided a beekeeper's hives.

Now it has a criminal record after a court found it guilty of theft and criminal damage.

But there was an empty dock in the court in the city of Bitola and no handcuffed bear, which was convicted in its absence.

The case was brought by the exasperated beekeeper after a year of trying vainly to protect his beehives.

For a while, he kept the animal away by buying a generator, lighting up the area, and playing thumping Serbian turbo-folk music.

But when the generator ran out of power and the music fell silent, the bear was back and the honey was gone once more.

"It attacked the beehives again," said beekeeper Zoran Kiseloski.

Because the animal had no owner and belonged to a protected species, the court ordered the state to pay for the damage to the hives - around $3,500 (£1,750; 2,238 euros).

The bear, meanwhile, remains at large - somewhere in Macedonia.

Antarctica's unique space rocks

Antarctic meteorite (Image: Nasa)
One of the pair, known as GRA 06128, whose origin is unknown
A pair of meteorites discovered in Antarctica are in a class all of their own, a major space conference has been told.

Studies of the extra-terrestrial rocks have revealed qualities that set them apart from any meteorites previously known to science.

Researchers are pondering where in our Solar System the meteorites could have originated.

An origin on Planet Venus has been discussed, but now looks unlikely.

The notion of a meteorite hailing from this hothouse world is highly contentious. As yet, nobody has found one, probably because it is very difficult for rocks to escape Venus' thick atmosphere and strong gravity.

Several scientists propose that the Antarctic meteorites broke away from a previously unrecognised reservoir of asteroids before falling to Earth.

The space rocks are much older than the majority of Venus' surface - appearing to rule the planet out as the source.

The results have been discussed here at the 39th Lunar and Planetary Science Conference.

Origins unknown

The paired meteorites, known as GRA 06128 and GRA 06129, were discovered in the Graves-Nunataks region of Antarctica in 2006.

The rusty, slab-shaped rocks have defied classification, not fitting into any of the existing groupings drawn up for meteorites.

The meteorite family tree is getting bigger and bigger
Dr Caroline Smith,
Natural History Museum, London
The pair's distinctiveness has been revealed by analyses of their mineral make-up and of the ratios of different forms - or isotopes - of oxygen present in them.

Dr Ryan Zeigler, from Washington University in St Louis, US, has been studying samples from GRA 06128. He told BBC News: "It's unique - it's the only meteorite that has this much plagioclase (a form of feldspar) of this composition.

"There are other meteorites that have minerals of the same composition but not in anything approaching the same proportions."

Chip Shearer, from the University of New Mexico in Albuquerque, US, raised the possibility of a Venusian origin in the title to his conference talk. But at the meeting, he acknowledged the reference was intended to be "provocative".

Dr Shearer agreed the 4.5-billion-year ages of the meteorites indicated the likely source was an asteroid.

"The history of this rock involves partial melting on a fairly primitive body," he explained.

Even if the rocks had been blown off Venus in an impact 4.5 billion years ago, they could not have drifted in space for such a vast length of time before landing in Antarctica recently, scientists said.

Narrowed down

The identity of the object that spawned the two meteorites may be elusive, but researchers have been able to draw up a basic profile.

They know, for instance, that the parent body had "differentiated" - that is, had been reprocessed into a layered object, usually with a core, a mantle and a crust. Stony meteorites which have undergone this reprocessing are known as achondrites.

"There has to be a finite number of differentiated parent bodies," said Dr Zeigler, who also thinks an asteroid was the likely parent body.

"It's got to be 200km across or so to make an achondrite - to differentiate into basalts and a core. We think we know where they all are, and - greater than 200km - there are about 25.

"Now, some could have been destroyed and so the number might be higher than that, but it's not like there's an infinite number of parent bodies in our Solar System where these could come from."

So far, just one asteroid has been tied to a class of meteorites on Earth. Spectral observations of the object 4 Vesta suggest it has about the same composition as the so-called Howardite, Eucrite and Diogenite (HED) meteorites.

Dr Caroline Smith, meteorite curator at London's Natural History Museum, who was not involved in the studies, commented: "The meteorite family tree is getting bigger and bigger."

She told BBC News: "Like a family tree for humans, when the tree gets bigger, you begin to see the various relationships between them."

The Graves-Nunataks space rocks do share some similarities with another rare class of meteorite known as the brachinites. But there are important differences which would preclude their easy inclusion in this category.

Cuba moves to lift appliance ban

DVDs
Fidel Castro is a fierce critic of capitalist consumer society
Cuba's new President Raul Castro is to lift a ban on a wide range of consumer electrical appliances.

Cubans will be allowed for the first time to own DVD players and computers, according to an internal government memo leaked to Reuters news agency.

Curbs may also be lifted on video machines, electric pressure and rice cookers, microwaves and car alarms, as well as 19-inch and 24-inch TV sets.

A top government official confirmed to the BBC such plans were being adopted.

But it is thought air conditioners will not be available until 2009 and toasters until the year after due to limited power supplies.

'Improved availability'

"Based on the improved availability of electricity, the government at the highest level has approved the sale of some equipment which was prohibited," said the memo, Reuters reported.

Raul Castro sitting in the National Assembly
Raul Castro became president of Cuba last month

Until now, only foreigners and companies have been able to buy computers in Cuba, while DVD players were seized at the airport until last year, when customs rules were eased.

The BBC's Michael Voss in Havana says the sale of many electric appliances was banned in the 1990s, when the collapse of the Soviet Union led to a severe energy crisis.

Cuba resolved power cuts in 2006 by importing hundreds of electricity generators run on fuel supplied by Venezuela, its new anti-American oil rich ally.

In his inaugural speech, after being formally chosen as president last month, Raul Castro promised to ease some of the restrictions on daily life in a matter of weeks.

The 76-year-old has led Cuba since July 2006 when his older brother, Fidel Castro, provisionally handed over power after intestinal surgery from which he has not fully recovered.

Although it appears his first move will be improved access to imported consumer goods, so far there is no word on easing curbs on internet access or legalising communications equipment, such as mobile phones.

Carry On script gets green light

Hattie Jacques and Kenneth Williams
Hattie Jacques and Kenneth Williams in Carry On Camping
The long-awaited 32nd Carry On film is one step closer to being filmed and could be in cinemas by the end of the year, the BBC has learned.

A final script with a "fun storyline" has been signed off, a spokeswoman for the production company has confirmed.

With the working title Carry On London, the film centres on a limousine company ferrying celebrities to an awards show.

The news comes ahead of a party this weekend at Pinewood Studios to celebrate 50 years of Carry On films.

Casting details for the new film are expected to be announced later in the year.

Stars including Vinnie Jones, Shane Ritchie and Daniella Westbrook have previously been linked with the project.

Sid James in Carry On Cleo
The films made actors like Sid James into household names
Plans to resurrect the camp comedy series began in 2003 but the production has had a troubled gestation.

EastEnders and Extras star Shaun Williamson was originally due to play chauffeur Dickie Ticker, but he pulled out in 2004 after producer James Black was replaced, delaying the film's production schedule.

"It was such a shame it didn't go ahead as planned because the script was absolutely marvellous - very funny and clever," said Williamson's agent at the time.

Star cameos

Carry On London will follow the mayhem behind the scenes as a fleet of limo drivers deliver celebrity clients to the Herberts - a British take on the Oscars.

"We will be having some cameo appearances in the film," a spokeswoman for the film told BBC News.

She also confirmed that sets for the movie were made last year, including a car yard for the limousine company.

It is hoped the film will be released by the end of 2008 to coincide with the 50th anniversary celebrations but, depending on when production begins, it may not hit cinemas until 2009.

The last attempt to revive the franchise was 16 years ago with Carry On Columbus, which starred Julian Clary, Jim Dale, Maureen Lipman and Carry On veteran June Whitfield.

But it was slated by critics - Empire magazine called it "a cheaper alternative to pantomime" - and the film failed to make an impact at the box office.

TV's Top Gear to go on world tour

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May
Top Gear has become known for its car stunts and speed trials
TV car show Top Gear is to be turned into a live event for a world tour that will visit 15 countries.

The BBC Two show's presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are expected to sign up for the British leg of the Top Gear Live tour.

BBC Worldwide said the live shows would "incorporate the drama of film and theatre with the thrills and spills of stunts and special effects".

It will visit Earls Court in London and Birmingham's NEC later this year.

The show will be part of the Prestige and Performance Motor Show, which will be held at both venues in October and November.

Global reach

Top Gear is currently seen on 32 channels around the world and the first two overseas versions have been commissioned in the US and Australia.

BBC Worldwide, the corporation's commercial arm, said "elements" of the TV show would be brought to life as a "live motoring experience".

Money from ticket sales will be ploughed back into the corporation's coffers through BBC Worldwide.

Adam Waddell, managing director of Top Gear, BBC Worldwide, said: "Taking Top Gear Live on tour is tremendously exciting and ties in perfectly with our plans to reach out to audiences around the globe."

A BBC Worldwide spokesman said he did not know which other countries the tour would visit.